Randomness Dos

[NTP66]

This may be the only way to break a Nokia:

[Ad@m]

As I was logging in this morning, I thought to myself, “Am I going to see Hello Kitty or My Little Pony”.

[NTP66]

I considered unbanning everyone for the day to see how it goes, and then just reban them at the end of the day.

Should have changed the board theme and banners to match LGP.

[meow]

That assumes they still read daily, no?

[willeyeam]

#freecolumbia

[Gaucho]

Today will be littered with awful April Fools jokes and pranks.

We pranked our kids this morning. They are not allowed to eat sugary cereal, but we had a box of Lucky Charms left over from a project my 7 year old did for school. So we made bowls last night with the Charms and milk, stuck a spoon in it, and let them sit in the freezer overnight.

To top it off, we switched the bag of Lucky Charms with the bag of regular Cheerios so the Cheerios were in the Lucky Charms box.

Once they were fooled with the frozen cereal, they were told they could have the Lucky Charms. I poured the cereal from the LC box only to have the Cheerios pour out. Said it must have been some kind of bad luck that the charms were Cheerios.

The 5 year old thought it was funny, the 7 year old was nearly in tears.

[willeyeam]

That assumes they still read daily, no?

Well we know nobody does. If he's the only one we'd get back for a day I'll pass

[Gaucho]

[LITT]

This may be the only way to break a Nokia:

took an awfully long time to get the push stick out at the end. was getting very nervous

[NTP66]

This may be the only way to break a Nokia:

took an awfully long time to get the push stick out at the end. was getting very nervous

I would have used it from the start. I wasn't sure if his hand would slip and that's be the end of the tips of his fingers.

[faftorial]

[mikey]

"You kept makin' all the stops?!?!"

[Dickie Dunn]

Good thing that kid in the first seat was sleeping. I'm trying to figure out the logistics of why the deer was like four feet in the air to begin with.

[dodint]

I just sold Shyster's treadmill to a goat. A family from Somerset came down and bought it. They're going to use it to...do something....to their 4-H goat. I didn't ask a lot of questions. $20 is the cost of my silence.

[AuthorTony]

I just sold Shyster's treadmill to a goat. A family from Somerset came down and bought it. They're going to use it to...do something....to their 4-H goat. I didn't ask a lot of questions. $20 is the cost of my silence.

[meow]

"You kept makin' all the stops?!?!"

“People kept ringing the bell!”

[eddy]

"You kept makin' all the stops?!?!"

“People kept ringing the bell!”

[crusherstasiak]

yum

[mikey]

That pony (?) looks a little too excited for the ad...looks like that low rent Shirley Temple took notice too...

Also, look at the size of that loaf of bread...looks like that could consume a family of four...

[Shyster]

[PFiDC]

Spectacular

[RonnieFranchise]

4/3/21! Countdown Day!

[NTP66]

Saw this trending on Twitter (some dope had Twizzler's winning it all), and figured it was worth posting here:



My bracket:

[RonnieFranchise]

Reese's is the clear favorite. I'm a big fruit candy guy so give me Swedish Fish, Twizzlers, Gummi Bears, and #15 nerds to Oral Roberts their way out of that fruit candy bracket at the bottom. No Jolly Ranchers because they get stuck in your teeth.

[Dickie Dunn]

RPBC
Snickers

Junior Mints
Kit Kat

Gummy Bears
Milky Way

Skittles
Starburst



RPBC
Kit Kat

Gummy Bears
Skittles


RPBC
Gummy Bears

GUMMY BEARS

This bracket is trash and missing like 90% of good candy.