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Postby Sarcastic » Wed Apr 15, 2015 2:48 pm

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lolol at the guy in red and blue that needlessly enters from the right.
the woman is funny, but i don't like the two guys on the left. why are they clapping. it's not a circus act and even the ball player isn't laughing.

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Postby count2infinity » Wed Apr 15, 2015 2:50 pm

clapping either because the dude made a great play, or because the guy is taking the time to return a ladies phone... of everything that's going on here, 2 people clapping are what you took away from it?

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Postby Sarcastic » Wed Apr 15, 2015 2:50 pm

I bought POOP-OFF "Bird Poop Remover".

PLEASE KILL ME

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Postby Sarcastic » Wed Apr 15, 2015 2:53 pm

clapping either because the dude made a great play, or because the guy is taking the time to return a ladies phone... of everything that's going on here, 2 people clapping are what you took away from it?
I think they were clapping because they found it amusing. They're too goofy. The drink is funny, but the guys stand out to me.

I'll actually add that I don't know why people are laughing in general. He's not laughing.

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Postby Sarcastic » Wed Apr 15, 2015 3:48 pm

Be aware that she is clothed throughout the movie. Seriously though, I'm not recommending anyone check out any of the movies I had a part in unless you can torrent them or something. That was a lifetime ago and I try to forget about it. ;)
Wow I'm jealous! I would sell my cat if I could work in the music industry or even make movies.

I think film and music are the hardest industries to get into. I'm still trying to figure it out.
Mrs Kaiser is kinda funny. :)

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Postby count2infinity » Wed Apr 15, 2015 3:50 pm



not sure what I like more... the kid's laugh or his hair cut (I can't decide if it's a mullet or I'm just seeing things).

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Postby Freddy Rumsen » Wed Apr 15, 2015 4:41 pm

This week in SJW'ing gone wrong

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Wed Apr 15, 2015 4:59 pm

that's actually sexist.

I say "like" every other word.

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Postby Craig » Wed Apr 15, 2015 5:10 pm

that's actually sexist.

I say "like" every other word.
To emphasize the point, you should have said "i say 'like' like every other word".

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Postby NailedPenguin » Wed Apr 15, 2015 6:23 pm

More resume garbage. Having been at my current position for about 4 months, theres not much to list. The previous three positions I've listed on my resume were much more impressive. I don't want to squeeze 4 sections of employment history on to a resume, but when I drop one off to add my current job, the resume just looks empty and lacks something. Is 4 too much to place on there?

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Wed Apr 15, 2015 6:26 pm

I have three right now but when I get my fourth I'll probably bump my oldest and least relevant.

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Postby shafnutz05 » Wed Apr 15, 2015 7:20 pm

Remember the Dennis Quaid video? This is outstanding:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/61bf1d ... t-freakout

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Postby count2infinity » Wed Apr 15, 2015 7:24 pm

lolololol.... My wife just got an e-mail from Netflix saying there's a new show that she'd likely be interested in.
Scrotal Recall... all I heard from here was "What the ****?!?!?"

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Postby Freddy Rumsen » Wed Apr 15, 2015 7:28 pm

lolololol.... My wife just got an e-mail from Netflix saying there's a new show that she'd likely be interested in.
Scrotal Recall... all I heard from here was "What the ****?!?!?"
I received the same e-mail and my reaction was similar.

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Postby dodint » Wed Apr 15, 2015 7:31 pm

Bud Light Long Island Iced Tea does not look good.

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Postby iamjs » Wed Apr 15, 2015 7:53 pm

I've been back to my "new" position for less than a week and I damn near walked out this afternoon.

After sitting on the phone for 4 out of my 6 hrs and being told how to do my new job, I had enough after I hung up. Took off my badge lanyard off, lobbed my keys on my desk, said "f this s, I didn't come back for this", and was on my way to walking out. It took a considerable amount of convincing from two people who basically stopped me from leaving the office and heading to the elevator or steps. If I would have made the elevator or steps, there's no way I was going back.

I'm still not convinced that I'll be there by the time summer rolls around. Barring some sort of major change in my current structure, I see it being about 80% likely that I'll be with a new company. More responsibilities, less money, and more people to report to (including one who enjoys talking to me like I'm five); that's not exactly a recipe for success.

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Postby eddy » Wed Apr 15, 2015 7:58 pm

I enjoyed this screwup on Google news page
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Postby obhave » Wed Apr 15, 2015 9:22 pm

TIL: There are conspiracy theories about the sinking of the RMS Titanic.

Maybe I should stop being surprised that there is a conspiracy theory for everything?

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Postby PFiDC » Wed Apr 15, 2015 9:26 pm

Really let herself go...

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Postby PFiDC » Wed Apr 15, 2015 10:02 pm

Our dog dies in January and our son develops a cat allergy in April. Not a good year for pets in the PFiDC household.

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Postby dodint » Wed Apr 15, 2015 10:10 pm

Good thing he's allergic to cats. If it were dogs you'd have to put it up for adoption.

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Postby FreeCandy44 » Wed Apr 15, 2015 10:38 pm

So...did you guys break up or are you hiding your bromance?

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Postby Craig » Wed Apr 15, 2015 10:39 pm

Nip that in the bud quick. Just get several cats and make him tough it out.

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Postby dodint » Wed Apr 15, 2015 11:59 pm

My wife is living through that now. 'Allergic' to cats but the idea of paying rent for her own place somehow cured it.

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Postby LITT » Thu Apr 16, 2015 6:48 am

the thing i am most excited about in regards to my wedding is to not have to track down these a-hole vendors for everything. what a pain. people are so unreliable and unprofessional

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