Randomness Dos

[NTP66]

They probably thought you were a kiddie diddler.

[Lemon Berry Lobster]

I don't look like jared from subway or Biden at all...

[Gaucho]

[Freddy Rumsen]

[Gaucho]

Showoff.

[count2infinity]

My brother wanted my cousin and I to time how fast he could drive the four wheeler down the hill in our back yard at the age of 10(ish). He hit a rather large hole that cause him to fly forward causing his face to smack against the handles where a foam pad had recently been re-ziptied onto it. The pointy part of the ziptie punctured his cheek. At his insistence, we didn't tell mom, and he blamed the wound on the cat to which my mom's response was "well what were you doing to make the cat do that?!?!?"

The wound healed, but left a scar that formed a dimple when he smiled, so he has a dimple on one side of his face and not the other. My mother believed this lie until we finally told her a few years ago... we were both in our late 20's.

tl;dnr: my brother crashed a four wheeler and cut himself, he blamed it on the cat, and my mother bought that lie for well over a decade until we finally told her it was a lie.

[Gaucho]

My father's uncle once captured a pig that somehow escaped after its head had been cut off.

[Freddy Rumsen]

[count2infinity]

I watched cash cab on the regs when I was younger. Loved that show.

[NTP66]

The most shocking part about the Corden video is the amount of people who were surprised that he wasn't actually driving and doing karaoke in traffic at the same time.

[NTP66]

I went to check Twitter this morning (all work related) and just now noticed that I had 14 notifications. Never tweeted anything, and have only browsed. Thought maybe my account was hacked and somebody posted **** from it, but it turns out that another Citrix admin that I know found me and tagged me in something I helped him fix.

[NTP66]

[the wicked child]

Nice.

[DigitalGypsy66]

That's pretty awesome.

[Freddy Rumsen]

[the wicked child]

Heh. Reminds me of the naming of Bastards in Westeros.

[eddy]

[eddy]

also apologies in advance for that

[eddy]

[tifosi77]

The most shocking part about the Corden video is the amount of people who were surprised that he wasn't actually driving and doing karaoke in traffic at the same time.

This. Talent isn't even allowed to drive themselves to work if it's a union job, never mind the safety aspects of having them do their thing while driving.

Also, I see stuff like this on the regs, so it's a little unnerving to see how many people were like "ooooh, what's this?"

[DigitalGypsy66]

I assumed it was green screened and they had Corden doing location shots with him actually driving.

[grunthy]

The most shocking part about the Corden video is the amount of people who were surprised that he wasn't actually driving and doing karaoke in traffic at the same time.

This. Talent isn't even allowed to drive themselves to work if it's a union job, never mind the safety aspects of having them do their thing while driving.

Also, I see stuff like this on the regs, so it's a little unnerving to see how many people were like "ooooh, what's this?"

Actually it looks like he does drive sometimes.

[shafnutz05]

James Corden is a first-class shthead.

[tifosi77]

Shaf, the resident curmudgeonly grandpa of 5AF,

[Gaucho]