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Postby mikey » Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:14 pm

Please tell me that thing doesn't have kids himself...we could use a hard stop on that gene pool...

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Postby dodint » Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:15 pm

Tough to get pregnart when you're banging children.

(though, I guess not, given his existence)

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Postby count2infinity » Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:28 pm

TIL that:

"Craven designed Freddy [Krueger]’s striped sweater after reading in Scientific American that the human eye has difficulty recognizing those particular shades of red and green side by side. Therefore, looking at it is subliminally unsettling."

I'm wearing a sweater today that is green and grey thick horizontal stripes. A guy out in the shop said he was going to call me "Un-Freddy" because I was wearing the opposite colored sweater from Krueger. He claimed the sweater was red and black. I thought the sweater was red and green, but wasn't sure, so I had to look it up, and thus I learned the quote above.

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Postby llipgh2 » Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:40 pm

I always thought Freddy's sweater was red/black as well.

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Postby count2infinity » Fri Dec 08, 2017 4:58 pm

Every pair of parallel lines are sinusoidal in shape:

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Postby Freddy Rumsen » Fri Dec 08, 2017 5:08 pm

I'm sitting behind a Hyundai at a Bojangles with a big Penguins sticker. Which one of you fools is it? ;)

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Postby NTP66 » Fri Dec 08, 2017 5:15 pm

I hope you're there to use their restroom and not eat their food...

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Postby mikey » Fri Dec 08, 2017 5:23 pm

He's there for the Boberry Biscuits...

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Postby blackjack68 » Fri Dec 08, 2017 6:21 pm

Every pair of parallel lines are sinusoidal in shape:

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I don’t believe you

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Postby Shyster » Fri Dec 08, 2017 7:06 pm

They’re going to be turned into sushi or grow a third eyeball due to radiation?
Probably both.

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Postby slappybrown » Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:00 pm

Every pair of parallel lines are sinusoidal in shape:

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I don't like this please remove this image from the internet it is very bad imo

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Postby NTP66 » Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:04 pm

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Postby Willie Kool » Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:20 pm

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Postby dodint » Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:42 pm

:lol:

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Postby mikey » Sat Dec 09, 2017 3:42 pm

It is semi well documented that I don't take time off. This weekend I decided to go for a long weekend to a low key destination. Non-stop flight from DC to Lansing that goes at 8:30 am. I had a 4:30 am train from Philly to DC. Left myself plenty of time.

Train gets delayed a half hour they say...I am still good.

Train never comes...i miss my flight, they tell me it's like $200 to swap the flight or try standby...

Ok, I am a pretty relaxed person in real life, so this stuff doesn't bother me. In like 15 minutes, someone calls me back and says "We can get you on a 10 am flight for free if you want." Ok, sure.

Train still never comes. Turns out someone was hit by the train (or threw himself in front of it) up near Trenton...don't blame them, but still...

So I uber from Philly to Arlington, VA...make my 10 am flight that drops me in Chicago, then took a plane that had legitimately 12 people on it...14? From Chicago to Lansing...this plane was the size of a quarter...at one point the pilot put his hand out on the window and waved a goose to go by on the left...

Not gonna be taking much time off going forward haha...

I have been here for 8 minutes, this place is a hot dump...

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Postby tifosi77 » Sat Dec 09, 2017 4:00 pm

...DC to Lansing...
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Postby meow » Sat Dec 09, 2017 4:44 pm

You don’t know how to vacation

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Postby columbia » Sat Dec 09, 2017 5:09 pm

Karma eventually catches up with everyone.

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Postby Sam's Drunk Dog » Sat Dec 09, 2017 5:32 pm

Lansing? Were all the rooms in Toledo booked?

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Postby slappybrown » Sat Dec 09, 2017 5:46 pm

Love to vacation in Lansing, MI as is the custom in America

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Postby meow » Sat Dec 09, 2017 6:14 pm

Let's take it easy on mikey. He should be applauded for upgrading from the worst city in Murica - Philly - to the second worst city.

Upgrades is upgrades

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Postby shafnutz05 » Sat Dec 09, 2017 6:34 pm

Legit lol that there has been no explanation for traveling to Lansing.

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Postby DigitalGypsy66 » Sat Dec 09, 2017 6:36 pm

Is there a girl in Lansing? Michigan State hockey fan? Do tell.

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