Randomness Dos

[Willie Kool]

dodint and mikey would let a cute little bunny either die in a fire or get squashed on the freeway... Color me shocked...

[NTP66]

Cuttlefish are one of nature's most fascinating creatures.

[dodint]

From what I read on the comments to a post about this on Twitter, this guy is a comedian. The rabbit is his pet. Apparently if you google "man saves rabbit" there are YouTube videos of him saving the rabbit in various situations.

Big, if true.

Also, suck it, WK. Dude is literally playing with fire and endangering his dumb rabbit.

[mikey]

As usual, agree with dodint...this is a lay-up too...

[DigitalGypsy66]

Get a room, you two.

[Lemon Berry Lobster]

If that is his pet I can understand freaking out, however it begs to ask the question what the heck happened that he let his per rabbit get near the fire on the side of a highway?

[MR25]

I was just about to ask the same.

You really wanted to put your pet at risk for some video clicks?

[Juice]

what's up with knock off pop tarts? like why are they even alive

[mikey]

What else can you put butter on...?

[count2infinity]

Pancakes, toast, popcorn, grapes...

[NTP66]

Source of the post grapes

WTF?

[Silentom]

wat

[shafnutz05]

That sounds absurd on its face, but the more I think about it....I've had a sandwich with grape jam and butter, so it's not that big of a stretch.

[Viva la Ben]

Would be too far even for Paula Deen

[tifosi77]

Between Shaf dodinting about Warren Moon and these fcking buttered grapes, y'all can take your 'Tif has bad takes' bullshit and shove it.

[dodint]

Buttered Grapes and Boiled Meat. Yeah, the 5AF Sunday Brunch should probably not be a thing.

[llipgh2]

If that is his pet I can understand freaking out, however it begs to ask the question what the heck happened that he let his per rabbit get near the fire on the side of a highway?

I think he had the rabbit zipped up in his hoodie. When he bent over, giving the appearance he was picking the rabbit up, he unzipped his hoodie and pulled it out.

I thought it was bogus because there is no way a terrified wild rabbit would let itself get picked up. And if it did would be so calm in his arms.

[slappybrown]

That sounds absurd on its face, but the more I think about it....I've had a sandwich with grape jam and butter, so it's not that big of a stretch.

this is a far cry from the apparent notion of...dipping whole grapes into butter and eating them? Is that what c2i is proposing here? Or picking up a grape and delicately using a knife to slather butter on it? fckin science people man

[dodint]

I'd ask why it was being filmed in the first place but people film tons of dumb stuff constantly hoping for viral gold.

[columbia]

How many BTUs does a buttered grape yield?

[robbiestoupe]

1 grape = 62 calories
1 tsp butter = 34 calories
total = 96 calories = 0.38 BTUs

[slappybrown]

could buttered grapes be a feasible and inexpensive fuel for a home heating device?

[columbia]

That's a pretty heavy butter/grape ratio.
Are you Paula Dean?

[robbiestoupe]

you're asking the person who butters their poptarts, so...

[tifosi77]

That's roughly a 1:1 ratio by weight. The only thing that should be paired with butter at that rate is potatoes.