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Postby mikey » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:31 pm

It is if you're picked...I was just in a big waiting room, now a smaller waiting room...

It's like a doctor's visit but with slightly less butt stuff...

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Postby NTP66 » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:31 pm

Unless he gets federal jury duty.

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Postby blackjack68 » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:33 pm

Unless he gets federal jury duty.
True.

Speaking of which. I have a jury summons questionnaire in my briefcase to fill out today.

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:34 pm

Anyone else have a sibling that is a total shtshow? My older sister met a guy on match, started dating in December, and now they're engaged less than a month later. They already have a date picked out, 3-8-19. What in the actual ****?

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Postby mikey » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:34 pm

Is she hot?

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Postby MR25 » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:35 pm

She preggo

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:36 pm

Is she hot?
She's a hot mess...
She preggo
Only quasi reasonable explanation...

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Postby blackjack68 » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:36 pm

Does she know his last name, favorite food or what kind of car he drives?

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:39 pm

She does know the last name because he had a hoodie made that says the future Mrs. {insert last name here} :lol:

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Postby dodint » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:40 pm

She what?

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Postby slappybrown » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:41 pm

yikes at each new fact you share

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Postby meow » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:42 pm

Sounds stable

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Postby Gaucho » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:43 pm

Image

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:44 pm

Sounds stable
About as stable as a manic depressant can be I suppose...

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:45 pm

yikes at each new fact you share
The date 3-8-19 was also across the hood of said hoodie...

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Postby meow » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:47 pm

How old is this individual?

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:50 pm

She'll be 32 in August. The guy, no clue haven't met him. Side note she got out of a relationship a few months ago with a guy she was engaged to and lived with...

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Postby meow » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:53 pm

yikes at each new fact you share

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Postby NTP66 » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:54 pm

Could be worse. She could be marrying Ned.

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:58 pm

I can't confirm or deny that it isn't Ned...She is also basically the female version of Ned...

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Postby NTP66 » Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:00 pm

yikes at each new fact you share

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:11 pm

Oh and when she was 18 she moved out to Vegas to date a guy our cousin had a kid with...

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Postby Viva la Ben » Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:19 pm

Do what you want

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Postby slappybrown » Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:20 pm

If Burger King served an eponymous sandwich called "The Burger King", and you were headed over to your good buddy c2I's place with a few of these sandwiches to play Xbox with him, Jooce, and Kicksave, would you say that you were bringing over "Burgers King" or "Burger Kings"

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Postby Gaucho » Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:21 pm

The former.

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