Randomness Dos

[Silentom]

Yeah, the Pineapple Crush is terribad.

[count2infinity]

I made some of this over the weekend:

https://www.seriouseats.com/2018/07/tur ... syrup.html

Added it to some coconut lime seltzer, and it's pretty baller.

[robbiestoupe]

First sentence: “Pineapple isn’t exactly a summer fruit...”

[Silentom]

I skipped reading it after that. Pineapple is a quintessential summer fruit.

[count2infinity]

I didn't really understand that line either, but I ignored it and moved on. I was buying a pineapple anyways, so I figured I'd put that syrup together. It's made with all scraps anyways, so nothing lost if it wasn't good. But it's very good.

[robbiestoupe]

I very well may give that a try c2i, was just surprised at the opening line.

[skullman80]

was a bit hotter outside than I thought it was.. just got done cutting the grass.. that was not pleasant.

[NTP66]

“Lava bomb” strikes a tour boat, injuring 13, outside of Big Island, Hawai’i.

https://www.facebook.com/10000127635101 ... 731295954/

[Lemon Berry Lobster]

So LBL, are you seeing anyone?
Ah not really, can't seem to hold a conversation.
Oh, what seems to be the matter?
Well the other day I made a joke to a girl that is Jewish that might have been not so good.
What was the joke?
She said I had her down to a T and I responded with good thing that's a capital because a lower case isn't the best for a Jewish person to be nailed to.

[mikey]

*swoon*

[Silentom]

That person had no sense of humor.

[Lemon Berry Lobster]

There's a special place on mikey's wheel for whomever invented that boomerang nonsense on Instagram.

[meow]

So LBL, are you seeing anyone?
Ah not really, can't seem to hold a conversation.
Oh, what seems to be the matter?
Well the other day I made a joke to a girl that is Jewish that might have been not so good.
What was the joke?
She said I had her down to a T and I responded with good thing that's a capital because a lower case isn't the best for a Jewish person to be nailed to.

[Lemon Berry Lobster]

So LBL, are you seeing anyone?
Ah not really, can't seem to hold a conversation.
Oh, what seems to be the matter?
Well the other day I made a joke to a girl that is Jewish that might have been not so good.
What was the joke?
She said I had her down to a T and I responded with good thing that's a capital because a lower case isn't the best for a Jewish person to be nailed to.

I couldn't bear the cross of not making that joke.

[meow]

So LBL, are you seeing anyone?
Ah not really, can't seem to hold a conversation.
Oh, what seems to be the matter?
Well the other day I made a joke to a girl that is Jewish that might have been not so good.
What was the joke?
She said I had her down to a T and I responded with good thing that's a capital because a lower case isn't the best for a Jewish person to be nailed to.

I couldn't bear the cross of not making that joke.

[Lemon Berry Lobster]

So LBL, are you seeing anyone?
Ah not really, can't seem to hold a conversation.
Oh, what seems to be the matter?
Well the other day I made a joke to a girl that is Jewish that might have been not so good.
What was the joke?
She said I had her down to a T and I responded with good thing that's a capital because a lower case isn't the best for a Jewish person to be nailed to.

I couldn't bear the cross of not making that joke.

I don't know why you have to be such a thorn about my crowning achievement.

[count2infinity]

[meow]

So LBL, are you seeing anyone?
Ah not really, can't seem to hold a conversation.
Oh, what seems to be the matter?
Well the other day I made a joke to a girl that is Jewish that might have been not so good.
What was the joke?
She said I had her down to a T and I responded with good thing that's a capital because a lower case isn't the best for a Jewish person to be nailed to.

I couldn't bear the cross of not making that joke.

I don't know why you have to be such a thorn about my crowning achievement.

[Morkle]

I enjoyed it

[mikey]

Oh please, I made a joke combining Jesus with the #metoo movement about some **** coming out way after the fact about him diddling women behind some shed that he built when he was still just a construction worker or whatever he was...girl turned out to be Christian...eh, you win some, you win some...

[willeyeam]

@Silentom

[Silentom]

Lotta good gifs on this page.

[eddy]

https://twitter.com/MoodNature/status/1 ... 0283828224

[Lemon Berry Lobster]

Oh please, I made a joke combining Jesus with the #metoo movement about some **** coming out way after the fact about him diddling women behind some shed that he built when he was still just a construction worker or whatever he was...girl turned out to be Christian...eh, you win some, you win some...

If you don't sin, he died for nothing.

[dodint]

Oh please, I made a joke combining Jesus with the #metoo movement about some **** coming out way after the fact about him diddling women behind some shed that he built when he was still just a construction worker or whatever he was...girl turned out to be Christian...eh, you win some, you win some...

This was good shitter reading, thx.