Randomness Dos

[nocera]

Pfft. She would kill me if I spent $150+ on volleyball tickets. It's self-preservation.

[meow]

Yeah. Death by snu snu

[Shyster]

You don't want to see all the sweet, tight… play on the volleyball court?

[Gaucho]

https://twitter.com/DickKingSmith/statu ... 8005294081

[meow]

If at first you don’t succeed, try 6,000 more times

[shafnutz05]

I volunteered as a line judge in college for women's volleyball... That was a sweet gig. Standing behind the entire team.

[MR25]

Why didn't the mouse just climb higher on the pole and jump down instead of going up and horizontal?

[Gaucho]

Well, it's a mouse.

[mikey]

Yeah, what, seriously...?

[MR25]

They aren't dumb animals. It was smart enough to get itself to the original position.

[meow]

Clearly the mouse should have built an airplane and flew to the seeds. Right, MR?

[mikey]

Why doesn't the mouse just grow its own food...? Sustainable farming is a solution we can all benefit from.

[MR25]

If a mouse can get through a maze in a lab to get to food, it could've figured out another way. I don't see what's wrong with that.

[Gaucho]

What you propose would require a level of abstract thinking that a mouse is (supposedly) not capable of.

[MR25]

But it was capable of enough thought that it needed to climb to that specific point to jump.

[Willie Kool]

If a mouse can get through a maze in a lab to get to food, it could've figured out another way. I don't see what's wrong with that.

It likely would have if it needed to. I'm guessing it had done it before, and knew it could make the jump.

[NTP66]

If a mouse can get through a maze in a lab to get to food, it could've figured out another way. I don't see what's wrong with that.

It likely would have if it needed to. I'm guessing it had done it before, and knew it could make the jump.

This.

[Gaucho]

What have I done.

[Lemon Berry Lobster]

I volunteered as a line judge in college for women's volleyball... That was a sweet gig. Standing behind the entire team.

I was part of the "student council" at my community college, basically we helped set up the little events. For Halloween we set up a maze that was a PVC skeleton with plastic sheets for the walls. I ripped pieces of duct tape while the volleyball player in yoga pants stretched to secure the plastic sheets. What a view.

[meow]

MR's thought of what mice are:

[willeyeam]

https://twitter.com/peta/status/1070066 ... 45729?s=19

[Lemon Berry Lobster]

Bring home the bagels? Sounds insensitive to those with a gluten allergy.

[tifosi77]

I can't say that I'd feel too terribly bad if a meteor hit PETA in its face.

[Lemon Berry Lobster]

That'd save a lot of the animals they kill every year.

[CBear3]

I gotta admit, I got a kick out of the PETA thing. Somebody sat up all night coming up with those, and they're not half bad.
And we're all talking about it.