Randomness Dos

[blackjack68]

https://twitter.com/Frenchring51/status ... 63136?s=19

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What was it? Any screencaps?

[dodint]

https://twitter.com/Frenchring51/status ... 63136?s=19

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What was it? Any screencaps?

[count2infinity]

Book of Mormon is coming to State College in October and my wife can get tickets before they actually go on sale... score.

[mikey]

Would recommend.

[AuthorTony]

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/vi ... y-n1030706

Video shows SUV driver leaving car wash, plunging car accidentally into New Jersey river

[shafnutz05]

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/vi ... y-n1030706

Video shows SUV driver leaving car wash, plunging car accidentally into New Jersey river

This is the kind of woman that shares Minion memes on Facebook.

[shafnutz05]

Also, I don't think I've ever seen a facility like that right on a river, where there is a sheer dropoff to the river and absolutely no fence or gate.

[blackjack68]

Old people need to be retested. Although at 63, she’s not that old.

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

In the Mighty Ducks, was Gordon Bombay in the right by forcing the league to make Adam Banks change teams?

It feels like a technically correct but against the spirit of the rules move

[dodint]

Dropped some marital baggage off at the airport at 5:30am so I'm three hours early for work. It's like overachiever fantasy camp for me. Unfortunately I have a meeting at 3pm which means I'm going to end up taking part of mid-day off.

[Lemon Berry Lobster]

You work for the federal government. Showing up and staying awake the whole day is overachieving.

[dodint]

Hey! I'll have you know I have to attend a very important town hall teleconference to listen to the CIO, along with everyone else in the organization. I'm certain it won't be a giant waste of time/labor.

[NTP66]

Hey! I'll have you know I have to attend a very important town hall teleconference to listen to the CIO, along with everyone else in the organization. I'm certain it won't be a giant waste of time/labor.

Town hall teleconference? You lucky son of a dodint.

[Lemon Berry Lobster]

And by time/labor you mean stolen money...

[dodint]

Hey! I'll have you know I have to attend a very important town hall teleconference to listen to the CIO, along with everyone else in the organization. I'm certain it won't be a giant waste of time/labor.

Town hall teleconference? You lucky son of a dodint.

Well, yeah. I'm the only one that works for my agency in Pittsburgh so everything that comes from my leadership is teleconference. Everyone I interact with here in Pittsburgh works for someone else. It's a pretty fantastic setup really. I am an island in a sea of ineptitude.

[NTP66]

Source of the post I am an island in a sea of ineptitude.

This should definitely be your location on the board.

[NTP66]

I'm chaperoning my daughter's camp trip to Camel Beach Water Park tomorrow, but we'll likely break off from the pack and do our own thing there. As I've never been to a water park before, anyone have tips for how to handle what to wear throughout the park? It's probably a dumb question. My initial plan was to just walk around in my bathing suit with a t-shirt and flip-flops, and remove the shirt and shoes at each ride. Rinse, repeat.

[MrKennethTKangaroo]

Hey! I'll have you know I have to attend a very important town hall teleconference to listen to the CIO, along with everyone else in the organization. I'm certain it won't be a giant waste of time/labor.

Town hall teleconference? You lucky son of a dodint.

Well, yeah. I'm the only one that works for my agency in Pittsburgh so everything that comes from my leadership is teleconference. Everyone I interact with here in Pittsburgh works for someone else. It's a pretty fantastic setup really. I am an island in a sea of ineptitude.

I approve of this mikey level of vanity.

[DigitalGypsy66]

I recommend a UV rated rash shirt. Then you don't have to worry about taking it on/off etc.

[NTP66]

I recommend a UV rated rash shirt. Then you don't have to worry about taking it on/off etc.

I thought about going this route, too. Target has nothing, but I may hit up Kohls tonight to grab one.

[mikey]

Hey! I'll have you know I have to attend a very important town hall teleconference to listen to the CIO, along with everyone else in the organization. I'm certain it won't be a giant waste of time/labor.

Town hall teleconference? You lucky son of a dodint.

Well, yeah. I'm the only one that works for my agency in Pittsburgh so everything that comes from my leadership is teleconference. Everyone I interact with here in Pittsburgh works for someone else. It's a pretty fantastic setup really. I am an island in a sea of ineptitude.

I approve of this mikey level of vanity.

[CBear3]

I recommend a UV rated rash shirt. Then you don't have to worry about taking it on/off etc.

I thought about going this route, too. Target has nothing, but I may hit up Kohls tonight to grab one.

Definitely the rash shirt. Water shoes are nice because on most of the tubes/rides you can keep them on whereas flip flops you'll wind up holding them. Depending on the water park, you can always buy an overpriced rash shirt there.

[shafnutz05]

Elon Musk's girlfriend, Grimes:

GRIMES: My training is a 360 approach. I first maintain a healthy cellular routine where I maximize the function of my mitochondria with supplements such as NAD+, Acetyl L-Carnitine, Magnesium, etc. This helps promote ATP and it’s incredibly visceral. From that point I spend 2-4 hours in my deprivation tank, this allows me to “astro-glide” to other dimensions - past, present, and future.

In the afternoons I do a 1-2 hour sword fighting session with my trainer, James Lew, we go over the fundamentals that work the obliques, core stabilizes, and triceps as well as a few tricks. To wind down from this I spend 30-45 minutes on an inclined hike at roughly 4-4.5 miles per hour, arguably the most efficient workout.

I then spend 45 minutes stretching before heading into the studio where my mind and body are functioning at peak level, with a neuroplastic goal between 57.5 and 71.5 AphC’s (which is my preferred range for my blood type). I’ve outfitted my studio with the highest grade of red light. It is pretty much 1000 sqf IR Sauna.
Hana then comes over and we do a screaming session for 20-25 minutes while I slow boil the honey tea that maximizes vocal proficiency.

I have also eliminated all blue light from my vision through an experimental surgery that removes the top film of my eyeball and replaces it with an orange ultra-flex polymer that my friend and I made in the lab this past winter as a means to cure seasonal depression.

[mikey]

Good use of astro glide as a verb...

[NTP66]

Got the rash guard, and will bring both water shoes and flip flops. I honestly doubt I'll wear the water shoes because they're not at all comfortable to walk around in.