Randomness Dos

[eddy]

What is HOA

[NTP66]

Homeowners Association, i.e., bunch of turds. Probably why meow was nominated.

[tifosi77]

Home Owners Association, which in the original German is spelled 'NSDAP'.

[tifosi77]

You know the Geico commercial with the lady running around sawing mailboxes down because they're 2" taller than regulation? That's an HOA.

[count2infinity]

I live in an HOA. There are pretty simple rules to ours like don't leave your empty trash cans at the curb for more than a day or two. Each house has to have a lamp post near the road. We pay like $70 a year for upkeep near the communal mailbox location (we don't have our own mailbox). It's really not that bad for ours, but I've seen some where it's crazy non-sense.

[mikey]

Just decline meow...goalies can't wear the "C" anyhow...in fact, you can use that as the reason...

[eddy]

I don't think I've seen a tv commercial since 2014 and I don't like the sounds of this HOA. If you are going to join this fowl club, my advice would be to number one, invest in a cape or cloak of some kind. Number 2: remove all neighbors from your surroundings. Number 3: allow me to move in to a few of those houses so we can start building our own town

[blackjack68]

I would sooner gouge my own eyes out with a wooden spoon and eat them with a nice Chianti than live in an HOA.

[skullman80]

Yeah I would never ever ever ever live in an HOA.

[willeyeam]

Yeah I would never ever ever ever live in an HOA.

especially meow's

[count2infinity]

Yeah I would never ever ever ever live in an HOA.

especially meow's

Can you imagine the quantity of mandatory butthole sneezing? Would be exhausting.

[mikey]

exhilarating*



(that doesn't really look right, I may have spelled that wrong...)

[PFiDC]

Sometimes not living in an HOA isn't an option. Montgomery County, MD where I am from is probably 95% HOA and Condo Associations.

[AuthorTony]

I'd at least have asked them to angle them so that it's not lighting up your bedroom, personally. I know where you live, though, so I can understand why you wouldn't bother.

They have it to illuminate the space between their garage and house, which is also the nearest spot between the two properties to my bedroom. And it's one of those non directional lights so it just shines everywhere. The guy used to work nights in the mine's so I can understand why they wanted it, but I'd be lying if I said I haven't considered taking it out with an air rifle.

[meow]

Ok you smooth brains. If all you buttholes are against it, being for it must be the right thing to do. I’m gonna HOA board so hard

[meow]

Just decline meow...goalies can't wear the "C" anyhow...in fact, you can use that as the reason...

How dare you slight Bobby Lu like that

[NTP66]

meow you dumb dodint, we're trying to save you.

[meow]

Yeah I would never ever ever ever live in an HOA.

especially meow's

Can you imagine the quantity of mandatory butthole sneezing? Would be exhausting.

Look here, you Nancy. If you can’t keep a neat lawn or power wash the mold off your house or take a predetermined, yet totally arbitrary amount of butthole sneezes, then you better contact your realtor now.

[dodint]

Sometimes not living in an HOA isn't an option. Montgomery County, MD where I am from is probably 95% HOA and Condo Associations.

The underlying premise being that people are forced to live there, I guess.

When are you changing from 'PFiDC' to "PFiPA" so I can go from saying "P-fiddick" in my head to "Puh-fee-Pa"?

[PFiDC]

I prefer p-fiddick. It's my Christian name

[Shyster]

James Bond movies conditioned me to expect way, way more people wearing tuxedos in casinos than ever do in real life.

[shafnutz05]

They should probably add pole dancing for 2028. It requires a lot of athleticism and skill too. No one watches the Olympics to see break dancing. I can watch So You Think You Can Dance for that.

[Shyster]

They should probably add pole dancing for 2028. It requires a lot of athleticism and skill too. No one watches the Olympics to see break dancing. I can watch So You Think You Can Dance for that.

I'd watch the Olympics if it had pole dancing.

Skin to win.

[NTP66]

So we're okay with **** like curling, but breakdancing is what draws the ire? lol

[Gaucho]

hey now, curling rules