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Postby NTP66 » Mon May 21, 2018 7:37 pm

More soft coral porn. Some new, some old.
Brilliant. Corals are living art.
Totally agree. Hopefully, those zoas grow like wildfire and cover all of my live rock. I
Zoas and Palys are where I draw the line, though. I’m not willing to start dosing in order to keep acans, stony coral, etc. The shop I just discovered near me always has rare and interesting livestock, so I’ll be adding more zoas soon.

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Postby tifosi77 » Mon May 21, 2018 7:39 pm

Yikes! I did that at a friend's house in Vegas like ten years ago. They were letting us stay in their house over the holidays as they were overseas, and they had a gas fireplace in the living room. First night I tried to light it, fcking thing produced a fireball that must've been five feet across. Burned some head hair and everything. Fun times, believe me.

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Postby meow » Mon May 21, 2018 7:44 pm

Turned my grill on, put corn on. Closed lid. Came out and realized grill didn't light. Opened hood, re-lit, promptly engulfed in a fireball because all the gas was trapped in there and I didn't think about it. Lost my arm hair and some pride. But these burgers and corn are worth it. Lesson learned
Damn it, Ulf. I rescind my previous motion.

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Postby willeyeam » Mon May 21, 2018 7:47 pm

Fun times indeed.

What, meow, surviving a fireball for some grilled meats is un-HOF worthy?

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Postby Willie Kool » Mon May 21, 2018 7:50 pm

Yet another reason to go charcoal...

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Postby Gaucho » Mon May 21, 2018 8:10 pm

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Postby llipgh2 » Tue May 22, 2018 8:13 am

Went to the cafe in the building this morning to get breakfast. All the registers were down, so I got my breakfast for free. Good way to start the day.

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Postby Gaucho » Tue May 22, 2018 8:23 am

Good times.

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Postby NTP66 » Tue May 22, 2018 8:26 am

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Postby Gaucho » Tue May 22, 2018 8:29 am

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Postby DigitalGypsy66 » Tue May 22, 2018 9:06 am

Proud mom orders ‘Summa Cum Laude’ cake online. Publix censors it: Summa … Laude.

Saturday was Jacob Kosinski’s big day. His whole family, many from out of town, saw the Charleston, S.C. student graduate from his Christian-based home-school program with a 4.89 grade-point average and the coveted honor of summa cum laude.

His mother, Cara Koscinski organized a graduation party for her 18-year-old son. For the occasion, she ordered a cake online from her nearest grocery store, Publix, which lets customers build their own cakes complete with a customized inscription, which they enter into a little message box marked “cake message option.”

Carefully, she typed in the words she wanted on the cake: “Congrats Jacob! Summa Cum Laude class of 2018.”

The cake message option Publix box was unhappy with the word — cum.

In Latin, cum is the preposition “with,” as in summa cum laude “with the highest distinction.” To the little box on the Publix website, however, the word meant something else and its strict algorithm, vigilant for naughty words, returned a message that said “profane/special characters not allowed.” Cum, which contains no special characters, was deemed profane.

In place of cum, three hyphens appeared, as they do for some other profanities in family newspapers: Summa — Laude.
:lol:

Algorithms man. Algorithms. :lol:

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Tue May 22, 2018 9:09 am

It being a Christian-based program is just the icing on the cake.

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Postby NTP66 » Tue May 22, 2018 9:10 am

But how did they know what the word meant? Heathens.

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Postby DigitalGypsy66 » Tue May 22, 2018 9:10 am

The mother had to explain to her 70 year old mother why "cum" was censored. :lol:

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Postby tifosi77 » Tue May 22, 2018 9:52 am

The first time I played Cards Against Humanity I had to explain 'bukakke' to my mother-in-law. So I know that pain.

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Postby mikey » Tue May 22, 2018 9:53 am

It's family, so I'll resist any follow-up commentary...

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Postby Freddy Rumsen » Tue May 22, 2018 11:15 am

My homeschoool kids learn latin in elementary school. Guess they are smarter than Publix.

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Postby NTP66 » Tue May 22, 2018 12:57 pm

NSFW



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Postby dodint » Tue May 22, 2018 12:57 pm

/r/whyweretheyfilming

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Tue May 22, 2018 12:59 pm

/r/whydoesdodinthavetoruineveryonesfun

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Postby dodint » Tue May 22, 2018 1:04 pm

You're WELCOME.

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Postby NTP66 » Tue May 22, 2018 1:05 pm

I see what's happening here.

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Postby mikey » Tue May 22, 2018 1:08 pm

/r/whyweretheyfilming
Yup, first question I had too...

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Postby shafnutz05 » Tue May 22, 2018 1:23 pm

/r/whyweretheyfilming
Bingo. I hate contrived crap like this. I am guessing they opened up the window, let the terrified dog out on the roof, and then got in their car and drove down the street, so they could act "SHOCKED" at the dog's crazy hijinks. **** this guy.

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