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Postby mikey » Fri Oct 16, 2020 2:39 pm

The D you are battling must be swinging pillows at you. Unless by playing like Hornqvist you mean unable to carry it over a line.

And Manny Malhotra?? Your job was to win a draw and get the F off the ice immediately?
Are you going to ignore me @mikey ? Engage me you coward
Haha sorry, I had most of a response typed out but got called into a meeting and lost it...

No pillows, I can carry it across the far blue if I'm not taking it to the house if I'm doing that...I have a big slow ass relative to my size...if I cross the line with the puck, I'm looking to throw a pass all the way across and get to the net...

And I have been tasked with being a faceoff guy a la Malhotra or Zigomanis. If you put me on the right in my defensive zone, I have roughly a 128% faceoff percentage there. Not too shabby in the offensive zone either. Before the virus got loose, I was trying to teach myself the Crosby forehand slap on my wrong side, but it's insanely hard for how easy he makes it look...so I started working with a backhand slap, forehand push move...I've lost all that work having not taken a faceoff in eight months...

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Postby tifosi77 » Fri Oct 16, 2020 2:51 pm

mikey, would you rather be divisive than indecisive? Drop the niceties.

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Postby PFiDC » Fri Oct 16, 2020 3:03 pm

Nice titties

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Postby meow » Fri Oct 16, 2020 4:44 pm

Damn it mikey. Take my insults and fight back. This “Aw shucks you got me” stuff is no fun.

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Postby mikey » Fri Oct 16, 2020 5:09 pm

If you can't laugh at yourself...

Part of my elite hockey sense is knowing my own limitations as a player...so you can take your pillow talk and stuff it in a sack, mister...

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Postby meow » Fri Oct 16, 2020 6:30 pm

Fine. Take your 15 draws a game with 0:18 TOI.

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Postby Kicksave » Fri Oct 16, 2020 7:55 pm

Yep

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Postby tifosi77 » Fri Oct 16, 2020 8:23 pm

This is somewhat disappoint. I kinda fancied mikey somewhere more on the Pierre Turgeon-Vincent Damphousse continuum.

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Postby dodint » Fri Oct 16, 2020 9:15 pm

The guy that claims he plays with a shovel?

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Postby willeyeam » Fri Oct 16, 2020 11:36 pm

Faceoff specialist grinder beer leaguer is a tough look

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Postby meow » Sat Oct 17, 2020 7:49 am

He stays on the team cause he brings good beer and offers soap to everyone in the shower.

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Postby NTP66 » Sat Oct 17, 2020 8:40 am

I turned the heat on since it's 40 outside and 66 inside, just to make sure that everything is working properly. I expect to switch it back to A/C tomorrow.

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Postby mikey » Sat Oct 17, 2020 10:05 am

I have brought tequila to beer league on occasion...I do always have the good soap...

Turgeon-Damphousse would be **** sa-weeet. I wouldn't even have to break a sweat. Maybe I look like Damper dustin it up against the ugly fudglings in the E League or F League...I always play too high a level so I have to work my bag off...I was a rushed prospect haha

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Postby King Colby » Sat Oct 17, 2020 12:27 pm

He stays on the team cause he brings good beer and offers soap to everyone in the shower.
Better than raw doggin

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Postby shafnutz05 » Sat Oct 17, 2020 2:14 pm

Our daughter is a huge fan of Duff from Ace of Cakes. For her birthday party today, we got her a cake from Charm City Cakes in Baltimore. It looks damn good. @tifosi77

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Postby DigitalGypsy66 » Sat Oct 17, 2020 2:27 pm

Wow, that's awesome!

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Postby Freddy Rumsen » Sat Oct 17, 2020 8:16 pm

That's fantastic.

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Postby tifosi77 » Sun Oct 18, 2020 10:34 am

Dude, that is brilliant!

Happy birthday, Keiryn, from your Uncle Tif!!!

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Postby DigitalGypsy66 » Sun Oct 18, 2020 11:39 am

That is a solid name, btw.

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Postby Gaucho » Mon Oct 19, 2020 3:44 am


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Postby shafnutz05 » Mon Oct 19, 2020 7:11 am

Dude, that is brilliant!

Happy birthday, Keiryn, from your Uncle Tif!!!
Knew you would like it man :)

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Postby shafnutz05 » Mon Oct 19, 2020 7:12 am

That is a solid name, btw.
Thank you sir. It's a portmanteau of my wife and I's middle names. I remember we were sitting around just tossing out names and that one just stuck. :lol:

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Postby Gaucho » Mon Oct 19, 2020 8:34 am

Are you saying it doesn't mean 'ray of light?

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Postby blackjack68 » Mon Oct 19, 2020 8:49 am

Since nobody reads the Hockey threads in the off season, I’m not real sure where to post this, bot Doc Emerick is calling it a career:

https://nypost.com/2020/10/19/mike-doc- ... ng-career/

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Postby dodint » Mon Oct 19, 2020 8:55 am

Doc retiring? Now I need a cake.

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