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Imagine how the wife must feel.
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"Steak and cheese" lol
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Always good.
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Oh man, the last one was perfect.
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Yep, what an ending.Oh man, the last one was perfect.
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Settle an in-house discussion point.
Which statement is creepier.
Which statement is creepier.
orShe helped me "clean my apartment".
There's no context for this. Just something that randomly popped into my head the other night watching TV with Mrs Tif. We both agree which one it is, just curious if there's a 5AF consensus.She helped me clean my "apartment".
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First one can be creepy. Second one just makes them sound broke.
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The first one, because it's implying "cleaning my apartment" is a euphemism for something.
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Agree, first makes sounds like a euphemism for something.First one can be creepy. Second one just makes them sound broke.
Second sounds like so-called apartment
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First one sounds like he's getting his hoop ate.
Second one sounds like he lives in a storage unit down by the airport.
Second one sounds like he lives in a storage unit down by the airport.
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Is the apartment a prison purse?
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See, we both agreed that the second one is far more creepy. Putting anything in quotes like that makes it a euphemism. The more things you air-quote, the more generalized the assertion. Putting a single word in quotes means the stuff not in quotes is literal..... so what is your 'apartment', and what does cleaning it entail??
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Tell her to post in the NFL thread too with her similarly mystical world view...
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Sounds like a bar exam question.
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That muffled bark had me lol
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Unreal figure of speech there. Gonna try and steal that if I can remember
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Anyone watching some college wrasslin tonight? #3 OSU @ #2 UPS. Big #1 vs #2 match at 141 lbs
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How does he wear pants with balls that big?
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