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Postby meow » Wed Jan 29, 2020 10:58 am

I really want to get into doing yoga, but don't really know where to begin...
Step 1: YouTube some vids to get your feet wet
Step 2: Find some compression pant that make your unit look huge - might be tough for you so good luck on that one
Step 3: Find a studio with some rockets
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Postby mikey » Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:04 am

:lol:
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Postby MrKennethTKangaroo » Wed Jan 29, 2020 12:30 pm

pretty sure @meow is the best trash talker on 5af
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Postby meow » Wed Jan 29, 2020 12:45 pm

I don't talk trash; I talk smack. They're totally different. Trash talk is all hypothetical, like, "Your mama's so fat, she could eat the Internet." But smack talk is happening, like, right now. Like, "You're ugly and I know it for a fact 'cause I got the evidence right there."
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Postby count2infinity » Wed Jan 29, 2020 12:48 pm

I have a lot of questions... first of all, how dare you.
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Postby eddy » Wed Jan 29, 2020 1:06 pm

I don't talk trash; I talk smack. They're totally different. Trash talk is all hypothetical, like, "Your mama's so fat, she could eat the Internet." But smack talk is happening, like, right now. Like, "You're ugly and I know it for a fact 'cause I got the evidence right there."
well done
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Postby MrKennethTKangaroo » Wed Jan 29, 2020 1:06 pm

I don't talk trash; I talk smack. They're totally different. Trash talk is all hypothetical, like, "Your mama's so fat, she could eat the Internet." But smack talk is happening, like, right now. Like, "You're ugly and I know it for a fact 'cause I got the evidence right there."
sounds like you have evidence of the size of Michael's package. :pop:
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Postby mikey » Wed Jan 29, 2020 1:09 pm

meow just has a big mouth...
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Postby meow » Wed Jan 29, 2020 1:15 pm

Maybe you have big balls. Almost have to to wear pink pants or whatever.
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Postby dodint » Wed Jan 29, 2020 1:16 pm

Can confirm (the pants).
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Postby NTP66 » Wed Jan 29, 2020 1:17 pm

$10 says he calls them “salmon colored”.
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Postby mikey » Wed Jan 29, 2020 1:20 pm

Haha opposite...I call them pink and corrected to salmon...
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Postby Beveridge » Wed Jan 29, 2020 1:44 pm

Hey, @meow , you... you... you... you... you play... you don't play real good.
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Postby grunthy » Wed Jan 29, 2020 1:48 pm

Meow and his cat like reflexes...

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Postby NTP66 » Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:07 am

In case anyone wondered, there is a limit of 135 apps in a single folder on iOS.
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Postby Freddy Rumsen » Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:28 am

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Postby NTP66 » Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:34 am

Very nice!
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Postby faftorial » Thu Jan 30, 2020 8:06 am

Gun porn.
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Postby Gaucho » Thu Jan 30, 2020 8:22 am

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Postby CBear3 » Thu Jan 30, 2020 9:31 am

Great craftsmanship, but he needs to speed up the lift motor. The zombies have already breached the house and made a pot of coffee in that much time.
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Postby meow » Thu Jan 30, 2020 9:31 am

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Postby AuthorTony » Thu Jan 30, 2020 9:45 am

What if the power goes out?
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Postby shafnutz05 » Thu Jan 30, 2020 11:32 am

:lol:

Oh man that is great.
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Postby Gaucho » Thu Jan 30, 2020 12:23 pm

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Postby Gaucho » Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:59 pm

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