Randomness Dos

[AuthorTony]

That's a shame.

[blackjack68]

Oh, he got all of that one!

[iamjs]

[Dickie Dunn]

[mac5155]

https://www.wpxi.com/news/top-stories/p ... RZCW4N7T4/

All directions of the Pennsylvania Turnpike are closed due to a crash involving three tractor trailers, a tour bus and a car.
First responders are calling it a “mass casualty incident.” Emergency crews said five people were killed and roughly 60 people were taken to area hospitals with injuries.

25 people were taken to Frick hospital ranging in age from 7 to 52-years-old. Nine of those patients were under the age of 18. Officials said 11 patients were taken to Forbes hospital. Two of them were in critical condition. One patient was transferred to Allegheny General Hospital. The remainder of the patients at Forbes were listed in fair condition and ranged in age from 15 to 67.

The bus involved in the crash was operated by a company called Ohio Coach, which advertises “daily express bus service” between New York, Columbus, Cincinnati, Lexington, Louisville, Dayton, Springfield, Vandalia and Wheeling. The semi trucks involved were from UPS and two from FedEx.
A spokesperson for FedEx sent a statement to Channel 11:
“First and foremost we extend our deepest condolences to the families of the individuals involved in this accident. There is no higher priority for FedEx Ground than safety, and we are cooperating fully with investigating authorities at this time.”

This looked as terrible as it sounded. My brother works at Excela and it was all hands on deck for them in Mt Pleasant last night.

It was also clearly 2 UPS 1 FedEx truck. I presume they had a quote from FXG being that they're a Pittsburgh company.

[mac5155]

Another bad accident. Coroner called to the scene.

A paramedic was killed while responding to the injured in this one.

[NTP66]

Gervais's entire monologue was terrific.

[count2infinity]

Gervais is one of my all time favorites.

[Gaucho]

Fabulous.

[Dickie Dunn]

https://www.wpxi.com/news/top-stories/p ... RZCW4N7T4/

All directions of the Pennsylvania Turnpike are closed due to a crash involving three tractor trailers, a tour bus and a car.
First responders are calling it a “mass casualty incident.” Emergency crews said five people were killed and roughly 60 people were taken to area hospitals with injuries.

25 people were taken to Frick hospital ranging in age from 7 to 52-years-old. Nine of those patients were under the age of 18. Officials said 11 patients were taken to Forbes hospital. Two of them were in critical condition. One patient was transferred to Allegheny General Hospital. The remainder of the patients at Forbes were listed in fair condition and ranged in age from 15 to 67.

The bus involved in the crash was operated by a company called Ohio Coach, which advertises “daily express bus service” between New York, Columbus, Cincinnati, Lexington, Louisville, Dayton, Springfield, Vandalia and Wheeling. The semi trucks involved were from UPS and two from FedEx.
A spokesperson for FedEx sent a statement to Channel 11:
“First and foremost we extend our deepest condolences to the families of the individuals involved in this accident. There is no higher priority for FedEx Ground than safety, and we are cooperating fully with investigating authorities at this time.”

This looked as terrible as it sounded. My brother works at Excela and it was all hands on deck for them in Mt Pleasant last night.

It was also clearly 2 UPS 1 FedEx truck. I presume they had a quote from FXG being that they're a Pittsburgh company.

The bus driver, a 35 year old passenger, and a 9 year old passenger were the other three victims.

[mikey]

Man, forgot to go to work today...whoops...

[blackjack68]

Too many days off for the holidays?

[mikey]

Nah, I really don't get any holidays - at least not more than anyone else...I don't know, I went out to watch the Eagles game after the gold medal game and ended up staying out til like 3 am and just forgot it was Monday...I thought it was Sunday for some reason I guess...I don't know...I woke up at 9 something, I'm at work now...but yeah, this one's on me, boys, my bad...I'll step it up...

[Pavel Bure]

Gervais's entire monologue was terrific.

This was enjoyable but it’s hard to think he’s sticking it to anyone when the entire thing was approved (teleprompter) and the whole thing was marketed as “ZOMG, Ricky is hosting LIVE what will he say, we don’t know, HOPEFULLY NOTHING BAD, tune to see.”

The digs at apple and Epstein were good though.

[dodint]

Nah, I really don't get any holidays - at least not more than anyone else...I don't know, I went out to watch the Eagles game after the gold medal game and ended up staying out til like 3 am and just forgot it was Monday...I thought it was Sunday for some reason I guess...I don't know...I woke up at 9 something, I'm at work now...but yeah, this one's on me, boys, my bad...I'll step it up...

The wife and I got in a disagreement about whether the mail was coming or not yesterday. She won.

[mac5155]

Nah, I really don't get any holidays - at least not more than anyone else...I don't know, I went out to watch the Eagles game after the gold medal game and ended up staying out til like 3 am and just forgot it was Monday...I thought it was Sunday for some reason I guess...I don't know...I woke up at 9 something, I'm at work now...but yeah, this one's on me, boys, my bad...I'll step it up...

The wife and I got in a disagreement about whether the mail was coming or not yesterday. She won.

Amazon's delivery boy was at my house on Sunday.

[dodint]

Yeah, I was trying to have a letter postmarked for a racing parts rebate form that needed to be mailed by today.

[Gaucho]

[Lemon Berry Lobster]

[Ad@m]

Ex-'Bachelor' contestant Jade Roper-Tolbert accused of cheating with husband to win $1M daily fantasy prize

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/ex-bachelo ... 40080.html

How the alleged collusion happened

After the victory gained attention, daily fantasy users noticed Roper-Tolbert and Tolbert each submitted the maximum 150 entries allowed into the “Millionaire Maker” contest at $20 per entry. That’s fine and within the Draft Kings rules.

What’s not allowed is collusion between two players to build lineups. Out of the 300 combined entries, 298 of them were unique, according to ESPN, a sign pointing to coordination between the married couple.

Further pointing to collusion is the fact that Tolbert rostered NFC quarterbacks Drew Brees, Russell Wilson and Carson Wentz in 148 of his entries, while Roper-Tolbert used AFC quarterbacks Watson, Ryan Tannehill and Josh Allen in 143 of hers.

More unique rosters provide more chances to win, and the couple’s lineups point to circumventing rules prohibiting a maximum of 150 uncoordinated entries.

Draft Kings’ stance

According to Draft King’s terms of use, “improper” conduct includes “colluding with any other individual(s) or engaging in any type of syndicate play” and “using a single account to participate in a contest on behalf of multiple entrants or otherwise collaborating with others to participate in any contest.”

After the accusations of collusion surfaced, Draft Kings released a statement that it was looking into the matter.

"We take the integrity and fairness of our contests very seriously and are looking into this matter," the statement reads.

According to ESPN, Draft Kings has not yet made the $1 million payment as of Monday afternoon.

[AuthorTony]

If you feel the need to do more research, she also posed nude in Playboy so a google image search might yield interesting results.

[Dickie Dunn]

Just when I was about to ignore this story completely.

[Pavel Bure]

Just when I was about to ignore this story completely.

You son of a dodint, I’m in.

[Ad@m]

If you feel the need to do more research, she also posed nude in Playboy so a google image search might yield interesting results.

I did do some research and........

I noticed curtains

[blackjack68]

Ew