Randomness Dos

[mikey]

My best friend is getting married next fall... definitely need to figure out a bachelor party plan for him. Thinking about Miami/Ft. Lauderdale while the Pens are playing the Panthers.

There's not **** around the Panthers arena...it's inconvenient for booze cruisin'...

Tampa would be better if Florida is the play...at least you can get to and from nightlife without much inconvenience...

[DigitalGypsy66]

New Orleans during hurricane season...better get trip insurance @mikey

[mikey]

F that. I'll kick that hurricane's dick off...

[dodint]

Dick? It has a hole in the center that you have to battle through a ton of bullshit to get to. Hurricanes are clearly female.

[shafnutz05]

I have BP's in Nashville and New Orleans, plus a live fantasy draft down the shore (actually on the heels of the Nashville trip), and a like secluded, get-away, lake house thing or whatever somewhere up in New York all in the next like 6 or 8 weeks I think...plus, my normal day to day debauchery. Gotta make use of my summer days where I'm only working one job...during hockey season, I'm working three...and you can't get a refund on time...use it or lose it, boys...


EDIT: Oh, and a trip to Tampa to see one of my best friends...that's in there somewhere too...

This itinerary gives me anxiety

I would be way more excited for Nashville than Nawlins.

[tifosi77]

There are like 90 days a year that I would never schedule a trip to NOLA, and the third week of September is seven of them.

[mikey]

I have BP's in Nashville and New Orleans, plus a live fantasy draft down the shore (actually on the heels of the Nashville trip), and a like secluded, get-away, lake house thing or whatever somewhere up in New York all in the next like 6 or 8 weeks I think...plus, my normal day to day debauchery. Gotta make use of my summer days where I'm only working one job...during hockey season, I'm working three...and you can't get a refund on time...use it or lose it, boys...


EDIT: Oh, and a trip to Tampa to see one of my best friends...that's in there somewhere too...

This itinerary gives me anxiety

I would be way more excited for Nashville than Nawlins.

There's these two girls I befriended at Firefly that said to hit them up in Nashville when I come down...plus it's a more likeable group, so I am too...

NOLA will be a "make the best of it" situation I think...in Nashville, I can be set the tone Malone and get everyone to do what I'm doing...

[Nuge]

I have BP's in Nashville and New Orleans, plus a live fantasy draft down the shore (actually on the heels of the Nashville trip), and a like secluded, get-away, lake house thing or whatever somewhere up in New York all in the next like 6 or 8 weeks I think...plus, my normal day to day debauchery. Gotta make use of my summer days where I'm only working one job...during hockey season, I'm working three...and you can't get a refund on time...use it or lose it, boys...


EDIT: Oh, and a trip to Tampa to see one of my best friends...that's in there somewhere too...

This itinerary gives me anxiety

I would be way more excited for Nashville than Nawlins.

There's these two girls I befriended at Firefly that said to hit them up in Nashville when I come down...plus it's a more likeable group, so I am too...

NOLA will be a "make the best of it" situation I think...in Nashville, I can be set the tone Maloneand get everyone to do what I'm doing...

Be careful with that

[mikey]

And he played in the NHL the very next season...I should be so lucky...

[Lemon Berry Lobster]

Dick? It has a hole in the center that you have to battle through a ton of bullshit to get to. Hurricanes are clearly female.

Just because it had a front hole doesn't mean it's female...don't be so transphobic

[dodint]

Hmmm.

Begs the question how many holes a hurricane has, much like a straw.

[Lemon Berry Lobster]

A Trump plastic, metal, or paper straw?

[NTP66]

Brought my rash guard to the water park today, wore it most of the time, then decided to go on one ride without it. Got burnt.

[Gaucho]

The Dutch do childhood differently. Children are taught not to depend too much on adults; adults are taught to allow children to solve their own problems. And so there is the custom of "droppings" -- leaving kids in the forest to find their way home alone.
https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/ ... 6194021376

[dodint]

But...but, there may be cliffs in the forest!

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

Even worse if there are any Toms

[Willie Kool]

Happy National Ice Cream Day!

I'll be celebrating soon with some Perry's Parkerhouse.

[Gaucho]

[Gaucho]

[meow]

That’s my kinda cruise

[Gaucho]

oh

[mikey]

Look at it majestically astro-glide across the water...

[Gaucho]

I knew Amsterdam was your kind of town.

[Lemon Berry Lobster]

That’s my kinda cruise

Might even make your hole weak...

[shmenguin]

Let’s say Dinosaurs can be cloned. All of the ones you’ve ever heard of.

We all want to see a T Rex, yes? Any objections?

I can see why we might not want the giants around, since there are some logistical issues. And Raptors are little feathered dickheads. But a T Rex...of course. Right?