Randomness Dos

[grunthy]

Didn’t a zookeeper in Florida get killed by an alligator while...ahem...another alligator?

[mikey]

I mean...not that I'm into that. But if I *was* into the whole "bonding with nature" thing, an alligator would be pretty far down the list of animals I'd...ahem, bond with first. Maybe that could be a poll thread

Which animals shad would f**k...? Eh, let's put that thread in the "maybe" pile...

[tifosi77]

I kinda thought since the alligator story was from Huzlers the 'fake news' aspect would've been evident.

[meow]

Our grooming fee is $63 and I gave $80 and said to keep the change. And I shouldn't be tipping anything? Hatchi matchi

While you're giving money away...do you have my Venmo...?

I don't give money away. To get my money, you must provide me a service that I cannot provide to myself. I'm not sure you fit that bill, mate.

meow does some serious yoga...#confirmed

meow does do yoga

[Shyster]

Warning—totally NSWF:

[NTP66]

Damn near every pro shop in my area doesn't stock bowling balls above 12lbs. WTF? So now I have to drive 30 minutes away to the only one that I could find who does.

[tifosi77]

First world problems.

[NTP66]

Anything outside of food and water is basically a first world problem these days.

[eddy]

I had a chipmunk under my chair in the office this morning.

[FistOfCaufield]

I had a chipmunk under my chair in the office this morning.

Second world problems.

[mikey]

First world problems.

Bowling is a first world thing...? Hmph...

[MR25]

I think it's more in reference to "Being unable to find your own bowling ball to purchase in your weight" that is the first world problem. Problem could be averted by using what the lane provides.

[dodint]

I have a pair of 16 pounders. But I bought them online and had them drilled locally.

[NTP66]

Being unable to find a ball not made for sissies isn't a first world problem. Stop being ridiculous.

[NTP66]

I have a pair of 16 pounders. But I bought them online and had them drilled locally.

That's the route I was going to take, but the pro shops all charge crazy fees if you don't buy the ball from them.

[Willie Kool]

I have a pair of 16 pounders.

RandyMarshBalls.youtube

[NTP66]

I just chatted with Amazon about a package that got lost and is now delayed, and their first reply to my chat session was "we apologize for the lazy mail carrier who lost your package", and I'm seriously laughing my ass off right now. Ended up with a free month of Prime because of it, on top of the good laugh.

[Viva la Ben]

Kennywood announces, shares sim of new rollercoaster Steel Curtain
it will occupy the space formerly taken by the Log Jammer, and will be the centerpiece of a new Steelers Country football themed area of the park.
http://www.wtae.com/article/video-simul ... y/22472122

[Lemon Berry Lobster]

I watched the YouTube video, got nauseated.

[Viva la Ben]

Seems like you are getting the NFL experience LBL

[eddy]

looks pretty good, but I'll miss the fast lines and high reward value from the log jammer

[NTP66]

looks pretty good, but I'll miss the fast lines and high reward value from the log jammer

Very much this. Also, LBL is a tea cup rider.

[NTP66]

The pro shop I wound up going to was a hassle to get back from thanks to traffic, but the entire shop was 20% off on top of really good pricing to begin with, so I'll call it a win.

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

Will Kennywood Steelers Country play Renegade on a loop?

[NTP66]

I don’t care how corny it is, I love me some Renegade, with the bass turned up to 11.