Randomness Dos

[shmenguin]

Yeah, bro, it's hot af...seriously...

I don't even know where all these 8s, 9s and 10s come from...they pour out of the woodwork...do they not have jobs...? They are down and "dressed" by the time my elevator hits the lobby...

I've met a couple of girls through this, uh, service....they cost a couple of tequila sunrises and then next thing you know...whammy! You're getting slapped in the face for ogling her hot friends...it's great...

Can confirm that many of them come from New Jersey. The 16th and locust patco stop is also interesting on wednesdays.

I got this job at age 35, devoutly married. In my 14 years prior, I worked in the suburbs with a collection of mutants. I've never had good timing.

[Gaucho]

[Shyster]

*boop*

[tifosi77]

Ushers let us in early, presently watching Eddie Izzard do sound check at the Nourse Theater.

[tifosi77]

And just like that, we have been kicked out.

[AuthorTony]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... l-facebook

Superstitious villagers have been living in fear since a sheep gave birth to this creature that was said by elders to be half-human half-beast and 'sent by the devil'.

[slappybrown]

I regret clicking on that link

[LITT]

so did a human impregnate a sheep?

[shmenguin]

I regret clicking on that link

I clicked it because of this post. And now I also have regrets.

[Viva la Ben]

It's hilarious that the article needs to explain that humans and sheep cannot procreate.

[Lemon Berry Lobster]

It's hilarious that the article needs to explain that humans and sheep cannot procreate.

Nice. Free parking.

[Viva la Ben]

https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/ ... 9607195648

[NTP66]

And of course the jagoff rides away.

[Algernon]

"when keeping it real goes wrong"

[Algernon]

Lets be honest tho, the car definitely tried to hit the motorcyclist

[LITT]

'chain reaction'

[slappybrown]

the motrocyclist is a shtbag, but that driver loses their mind, and appears to keep accelerating into the pickup after slamming into the barrier

[tifosi77]

According to local reporting, this was the culmination of several incidents between the car and the bike. Driver of the truck was a 75-year old retiree.

CHP is investigating as a hit-and-run.

[MR25]

the motrocyclist is a shtbag, but that driver loses their mind, and appears to keep accelerating into the pickup after slamming into the barrier

Acceleration may have been due to the crash. Maybe the driver got knocked out or the accelerator got stuck.

[willeyeam]

I'm not seeing what the motorcycle driver did wrong?

[NTP66]

He kicked the side of the car.

[willeyeam]

The car that crossed the double lines right at him? I mean, I don't even believe that the driver of the car could react that quick after seeing the kick to swerve at him.. I think that was happening either way

[NTP66]

The car that crossed the double lines right at him? I mean, I don't even believe that the driver of the car could react that quick after seeing the kick to swerve at him.. I think that was happening either way

Here's the related article: http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local ... 61183.html

[willeyeam]

Yeah I have no sympathy for anyone that cuts off a motorcycle like that with a 2 ton car

[tifosi77]

In case you can't see the video on the NBC link, witness reports that the sedan apparently cutoff the bike a bit further back. Words were exchanged, and the biker kicked the passenger side of the sedan. They slowed down, the bike shifted over the drivers side as they moved to the HOV lane, which is when the witness began shooting the video, expecting the incident to escalate.