Randomness Dos

[genoscoif]

We had a junk guy come in about 18 months ago or so. We have an extra bedroom downstairs that has basically become storage, and had just compiled a ton of useless stuff over several years. Even after sorting and donating anything that we could, we still almost filled his box truck. It felt great to unclutter.

I just looked, and we may need to declutter that room again. After we lost our cat a year ago, we had 2 big boxes of stuff that ended up there that couldn't be donated. We've also upgraded and replaced a lot of small appliances, pots and pans, etc. Not sure we'd have enough to fill a truck, but it's amazing how fast it piles up.

[tifosi77]

Yeah we're about due for a visit from Mr Haul Away Guy ourselves.

[nocera]

https://www.wtrf.com/news/balls-out-bow ... -required/

See everyone there

I'm not sure if I've ever been bowling and thought to myself "man, I wish everybody was naked." As a kid with HBO in the 90s, Real Sex showed me that the majority of those nudist events are full of people who you really don't want to see nude.

[dodint]

"Nudity is required with the exception that women can wear bottoms."

Uh. Not sure you're using all those words correctly.

[tifosi77]

At EMI we did a multi-disc compilation called "Ultra Lounge", whose sole commercial purpose appeared to be to feed the music licensing pipeline of Real Sex.

[Orlando Penguin]

It's not enough that you have to mush a bunch of dogs thousands of miles across cold Alaska but you also have to field dress anything you kill along the way. Dem's da rules.

[meow]

what do you tip a dog groomer? works at a small family run place but is not an owner.

[dodint]

$10? That's double what I tip my barber.

[nocera]

Wouldn't it be the same concept for other services? 15-20%

[mikey]

what do you tip a dog groomer? works at a small family run place but is not an owner.

My friend. I say this with all due respect. Do not ******* ask us this...EVER...again. You dumb dicknose...

What do you tip a dog groomer?

If believe we discussed this before, but do you tip a dog groomer? If so, how much?

What do you tip a dog groomer?

Do you tip a dog groomer?
If yes, what type of percentage/dollar figure?

Give that person your entire wallet and shut up, you groundhog day assh*le...

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

hahahahahaha

[willeyeam]

jfc meow

[Kane]

[NTP66]

Our mailman recently retired. Nice guy, always got his route over with early, and we'd chat during the summer when he walked by. We've had a number of different people deliver mail since then, and it has been all over the place. This is the first time since moving into this house that the mail hasn't been delivered before noon. Not complaining, just an observation.

[Kane]

Our weekday mail is always on point, but we've had to complain about weekend jabroni a few times. They like to shove packages in our mailbox that barely fit, or they'll just leave it next to the mailbox. On the opposite side of the road from our house.

[NTP66]

Packages, USPS has been great for us. Lately, Amazon have been the knuckleheads. Like the other day during a rainstorm, the Amazon delivery idiot left two packages on the steps instead of 3' further where they'd have been under the overhang.

[meow]

so like $15?

[robbiestoupe]

The gif of the man pointing a gun at his head while listening to music: he’s being forced to listen to country, right?

I’m currently sitting in a doctor’s office where they are blasting this awful rubbish. Just give me the gun, doc

[Ad@m]

The gif of the man pointing a gun at his head while listening to music: he’s being forced to listen to country, right?

I’m currently sitting in a doctor’s office where they are blasting this awful rubbish. Just give me the gun, doc

This?

[MR25]

Wasn't that from a Satanic Panic ad about rock music or something like that?

[nocera]

Yeah I always thought it was from a Christian documentary about the evils of rock music.

[robbiestoupe]

It’s a robbiestoupe documentary about the evils of country music

[Kane]

It’s a robbiestoupe documentary about the evils of country music

[NTP66]

My wife was outside when the mailman delivered the mail, at like 7pm last night. He told her that somebody quit and they were scrambling to cover the route for the day.

[dodint]

Imagine having one bad day in the history of ever and Karen is standing out in the yard waiting for you at 7pm.