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Postby Shyster » Wed Mar 23, 2022 6:40 pm

Is... is mikey of all people dismissing women for doing something that makes them that flexible?

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Postby Kane » Wed Mar 23, 2022 6:43 pm

Mikey is getting hitched. He's a changed man.

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Postby meow » Wed Mar 23, 2022 6:46 pm

Yeah a **** loser now. Loser

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Postby mikey » Wed Mar 23, 2022 7:14 pm

Is... is mikey of all people dismissing women for doing something that makes them that flexible?
Haha fair point. I'd be way more into this event if I was hangin' dong at the end of the course...

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Postby faftorial » Wed Mar 23, 2022 7:15 pm

He'll be changing diapers in the very near future.

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Wed Mar 23, 2022 7:20 pm

Is... is mikey of all people dismissing women for doing something that makes them that flexible?
Haha fair point. I'd be way more into this event if I was hangin' dong at the end of the course...
I've found it's typically more fun if it isn't hangin'

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Postby mikey » Wed Mar 23, 2022 7:22 pm

I imagine several of these contestants go in a row. Just start another one rolling down the alley...I'll eventually get there...

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Postby shoeshine boy » Thu Mar 24, 2022 8:42 am

this is a person who’s not a violent person and certainly cares about people very deeply.
I realize that her attorney's job is to advocate for his client but just, no. she clearly DOESN'T care about (other) people very deeply if she thinks it's ok to drive drunk. throw her under the jail.

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Postby eddy » Thu Mar 24, 2022 8:56 am

Some story


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Postby NTP66 » Thu Mar 24, 2022 11:11 am

F22 Raptor's are insanely cool

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Postby NTP66 » Thu Mar 24, 2022 12:46 pm

:lol:


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Postby Willie Kool » Thu Mar 24, 2022 5:20 pm

The longest amount of time, that I’ve gone without a haircut was 75 months.
That's probably gonna beat everyone here except maybe @Willie Kool ?
Yeah, I'm definitely more than double that. Probably closer to triple.

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Postby Ad@m » Sat Mar 26, 2022 9:06 pm

OMG! :shock:
A human corpse was ejected from a van on the way to a funeral home during a car crash in New Jersey Friday afternoon, according to police.

The five-car crash on Route 17 South in the area of Route 4 also involved a horse trailer, officials said.

“During the crash which involved a horse trailer and a funeral home delivery vehicle, an ejection of mortal remains occurred,” police in Paramus wrote on Facebook.

In photos of the accident shared to Facebook, a stretcher could be seen resting partially on the roadway, right next to the front wheel of a truck towing the trailer.

Police said the corpse, which was on a stretcher and wrapped in a sheet just before the crash, was not damaged, The Daily Voice reported. The horse from the trailer was able to escape without injuries.

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Postby dodint » Sat Mar 26, 2022 11:45 pm

Good luck getting that horse into another trailer.

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Postby shafnutz05 » Sun Mar 27, 2022 7:37 am

Good luck getting that horse into another trailer.
:lol:

Ain't that the truth. The only time my stepfather ever broke his ribs involved getting a horse into a trailer it didn't want to go in.

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Postby willeyeam » Sun Mar 27, 2022 9:51 am

You say that like people typically break their ribs multiple times :lol:

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Postby King Colby » Sun Mar 27, 2022 10:37 am

Lmao

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Postby LITT » Mon Mar 28, 2022 8:24 am

You say that like people typically break their ribs multiple times :lol:
lol

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Postby CBear3 » Mon Mar 28, 2022 11:22 am

That's damn nifty, but I can't imagine where I'd use it. Not to mention the $5k price tag. From an engineering perspective though, well done. :fist:

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Postby dodint » Mon Mar 28, 2022 11:24 am

I bet it weighs a ton. And I wonder how comfortable it is as a couch. The best use for it I could see would be in an AirBnB or condo. But then you have to train Karen how to use it.

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Postby Troy Loney » Wed Mar 30, 2022 1:00 pm



Lol

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Postby dodint » Wed Mar 30, 2022 1:01 pm

That tweet is gone already. But it couldn't have been funny, it's The Daily Show. ;)

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