5AF Parenting Thread

[shafnutz05]

He needs farm hands.

[DigitalGypsy66]

Nah, two is the perfect number. One for each parent.

[robbiestoupe]

4 kids? Maybe if I was in my 20s I could handle it. Being in my 40s makes it a bit tougher. Plus, there's no way I could handle 4 boys, as I'm sure that's all my wife and I know how to make.

[Freddy Rumsen]

He needs farm hands.

You got that right. You want to eat you gotta work.

[Freddy Rumsen]

First night of baseball for the oldest son, moving up to Coach Pitch this year...

[DigitalGypsy66]

It’s like real baseball with stolen bases, bunting, 3 outfielders. It’s pretty great.

[Freddy Rumsen]

All I know is that it is cold out here. I thought I still lived in the South.

[DigitalGypsy66]

Yeah, it was a bit cool out tonight. We had practice from 4:30-5:30, which is short because two of the kids have a basketball game.

Our games start Saturday morning...

[Freddy Rumsen]

We start practices next week, games 1st of April.

[DigitalGypsy66]

That was our schedule last year...which we planned a trip to Legoland around, except they moved the season up three weeks because with the rain last spring, it was June before all of the games could be made up. So we’re missing the jamboree opening game this weekend, which sucks...but when they flip the schedule, what can you do?

[meow]

Had my vasectomy consult today. Still feeling a bit weirded out by this procedure

[shmenguin]

Had my vasectomy consult today. Still feeling a bit weirded out by this procedure

The procedure or the impact of the procedure?

I mean...having a guy handle your junk while a lady nurse watches isn’t exactly a great afternoon, but otherwise, it’s simple. you take a Valium, fail to retain most of what’s happening and then it’s frozen peas and TV for a couple days.

[meow]

Had my vasectomy consult today. Still feeling a bit weirded out by this procedure

The procedure or the impact of the procedure?

I mean...having a guy handle your junk while a lady nurse watches isn’t exactly a great afternoon, but otherwise, it’s simple. you take a Valium, fail to retain most of what’s happening and then it’s frozen peas and TV for a couple days.

Neither, really. I had a guy handle my junk with a nurse watching today. That’s no big deal. It’s more of the permanentness of it. I’m 31 and mrs meow is 29. I think it is a bit early in the game to be doing it, but mrs is all about it

[eddy]

Had my vasectomy consult today. Still feeling a bit weirded out by this procedure

The procedure or the impact of the procedure?

I mean...having a guy handle your junk while a lady nurse watches isn’t exactly a great afternoon, but otherwise, it’s simple. you take a Valium, fail to retain most of what’s happening and then it’s frozen peas and TV for a couple days.

Neither, really. I had a guy handle my junk with a nurse watching today. That’s no big deal. It’s more of the permanentness of it. I’m 31 and mrs meow is 29. I think it is a bit early in the game to be doing it, but mrs is all about it

I'm 37 and this is the issue I have with it

[slappybrown]

Had my vasectomy consult today. Still feeling a bit weirded out by this procedure

The procedure or the impact of the procedure?

I mean...having a guy handle your junk while a lady nurse watches isn’t exactly a great afternoon, but otherwise, it’s simple. you take a Valium, fail to retain most of what’s happening and then it’s frozen peas and TV for a couple days.

Neither, really. I had a guy handle my junk with a nurse watching today. That’s no big deal. It’s more of the permanentness of it. I’m 31 and mrs meow is 29. I think it is a bit early in the game to be doing it, but mrs is all about it

Use a sperm bank.

[shmenguin]

Had my vasectomy consult today. Still feeling a bit weirded out by this procedure

The procedure or the impact of the procedure?

I mean...having a guy handle your junk while a lady nurse watches isn’t exactly a great afternoon, but otherwise, it’s simple. you take a Valium, fail to retain most of what’s happening and then it’s frozen peas and TV for a couple days.

Neither, really. I had a guy handle my junk with a nurse watching today. That’s no big deal. It’s more of the permanentness of it. I’m 31 and mrs meow is 29. I think it is a bit early in the game to be doing it, but mrs is all about it

Use a sperm bank.

was thinking about this the other day, actually. very big whiff of me not to freeze some swimmers before getting snipped.

now...the only way this would ever come up is if both of my children die sometime in the next 5 years. and in that case, i would not be interested in re-populating my family. but my wife may. and my sterility might be a thing that decides the future of my marriage.

[shafnutz05]

Aren't vasectomies easily reversible?

[Viva la Ben]

What if there is a last man on earth scenario, and meow is tasked with repopulating humanity? Priceisrighthorn.wav

[meow]

Life...finds a way

[Silentom]

Humanity would be doomed. Nobody wants to shack up with a furry.

[meow]

Aren't vasectomies easily reversible?

No. Their success rate is like 30% and insurances do not cover it

[meow]

Had my vasectomy consult today. Still feeling a bit weirded out by this procedure

The procedure or the impact of the procedure?

I mean...having a guy handle your junk while a lady nurse watches isn’t exactly a great afternoon, but otherwise, it’s simple. you take a Valium, fail to retain most of what’s happening and then it’s frozen peas and TV for a couple days.

Neither, really. I had a guy handle my junk with a nurse watching today. That’s no big deal. It’s more of the permanentness of it. I’m 31 and mrs meow is 29. I think it is a bit early in the game to be doing it, but mrs is all about it

Use a sperm bank.

How does this work? Is it like a safety deposit box that’ll cost me $0.99 a month?

[slappybrown]

300/year is more like it.

[count2infinity]

[meow]

300/year is more like it.

I have two freezers at home. They’ll have to do