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Postby dodint » Thu Sep 29, 2022 7:12 pm

Any lasers?

*crosses fingers*

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Postby mac5155 » Thu Sep 29, 2022 7:22 pm

Negative ghostrider.

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Postby NTP66 » Fri Sep 30, 2022 6:34 am

Any lasers?

*crosses fingers*
:lol: The one time my mom let me choose, this is absolutely what I went with. I was never allowed to choose again.

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Postby meow » Fri Sep 30, 2022 8:49 am

Mini meow’s streak of reaching base successfully ended last night. He was able to string together 35 consecutive before flying out last night.

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Postby eddy » Fri Sep 30, 2022 9:15 am

So no pizza hut for him last night?

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Postby meow » Fri Sep 30, 2022 9:59 am

The boy got the belt. It’s the only way he’ll learn

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Postby eddy » Fri Sep 30, 2022 10:04 am

Meow: Well, you can run like Hays, but you hit like ****. With your speed, you should be hitting the ball on the ground and be legging them out. Everytime I see you hit one in the air, you owe me 20 push-ups.

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Postby meow » Fri Sep 30, 2022 10:11 am

Lololol. As he stole bases 48 and 49 last night, I said to mrs meow, “I bought a hundred of these. One for every base he’s gonna steal”

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Postby shafnutz05 » Fri Sep 30, 2022 10:11 am

Meow: Well, you can run like Hays, but you hit like ****. With your speed, you should be hitting the ball on the ground and be legging them out. Everytime I see you hit one in the air, you owe me 20 push-ups.
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Postby eddy » Fri Sep 30, 2022 10:25 am

Lololol. As he stole bases 48 and 49 last night, I said to mrs meow, “I bought a hundred of these. One for every base he’s gonna steal”
My man. I just watched this with the kids and they are very interested in watching more Wesley Snipes movies. Next time I'm up at camp, gonna show them the prison on the way to kinzua bridge where he stayed.

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Postby meow » Fri Sep 30, 2022 10:49 am

They should get school credit for that as an educational trip

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Postby King Colby » Fri Sep 30, 2022 12:20 pm

Are you keeping your own kid's stats?

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Postby meow » Fri Sep 30, 2022 1:07 pm

No the league does. Each game has a scorekeeper and they have a website where they post stats to

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Postby King Colby » Fri Sep 30, 2022 1:26 pm

Wow that's wild for like 8? year olds

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Postby eddy » Fri Sep 30, 2022 1:41 pm

Meow doesn't even have any kids, he just loves hanging around the ball field with the U8 crowd.

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Postby NTP66 » Fri Sep 30, 2022 1:44 pm

Image

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Postby meow » Fri Sep 30, 2022 1:56 pm

Look I ain’t in no list. If that’s a crime, lock me up

Wait no. That’s the opposite of the point I’m trying to make

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Postby mac5155 » Thu Oct 06, 2022 9:34 pm

Anyone have first hand experience with a Montessori school?

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Postby NTP66 » Sun Oct 09, 2022 12:18 pm

My daughter’s soccer team came in 2nd in her vision in this weekend’s tournament. The team that finished on first was the only team where the coach forced tryouts to make the team, whereas all other teams are ‘all are welcome’ clubs. They were really, really good, and apparently play in a league with older kids.

At any rate, the girls all had a great time, and the parents froze their asses off on the sideline.

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Postby RonnieFranchise » Mon Oct 10, 2022 8:48 am

"Hey why aren't you up yet, you're gonna be late for school!"

"There's no school today. Go away."

"What are you talking about?"

"COLUMBUS DAY DAD!"

Damn stop being grouchy.

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Postby NTP66 » Mon Oct 10, 2022 9:00 am

Narrator: There was school today, and Mini Franchise had gotten away with the fib.

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Postby RonnieFranchise » Mon Oct 10, 2022 9:01 am

Narrator: There was school today, and Mini Franchise had gotten away with the fib.
Oh I damn sure went to the school website and confirmed it :D

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Postby NTP66 » Mon Oct 10, 2022 9:14 am

:lol:

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Postby meow » Mon Oct 10, 2022 9:29 am

My kids and mrs meow are in school today. It took me a while to realize why half my team was OoO.

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Postby shafnutz05 » Mon Oct 10, 2022 11:16 am

Narrator: There was school today, and Mini Franchise had gotten away with the fib.
:lol:

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