Best Candy Bar

What is the best candy bar

Fast Break
1
3%
Snickers
7
23%
Milky Way
2
7%
3 Musketeers
1
3%
Nutrageous
0
No votes
Zagnut
2
7%
Baby Ruth
0
No votes
Toblerone
1
3%
Butterfinger
2
7%
Twix
8
27%
Kit Kat
4
13%
Mounds
0
No votes
Almond Joy
1
3%
100 Grand
1
3%
Hershey Bar
0
No votes
 
Total votes: 30
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Postby mikey » Fri Sep 17, 2021 10:33 am

If you think those sentences belong in this discussion, you're the problem.

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Postby Gabe » Fri Sep 17, 2021 10:39 am

The correct answer is Take5, and my belly tells me that Reese's are a candy bar.

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Postby Pavel Bure » Fri Sep 17, 2021 10:39 am

Reese's come in a surprisingly large variety of bar forms. It's only the cups that don't meet the requirement. Cups are as much a candy bar as a Cadbury Egg.
Cadbury Eggs are some of the most foul creations on this earth. Up there with peeps and necco waffers

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Postby King Colby » Fri Sep 17, 2021 10:40 am

Sorry, but Reeses Cups while technically not bar shaped outside if the packaging, belong in the conversation of best candy bar. Can I buy it by the counter in the candy bar section at CVS? Yes? It's a candy bar.

And snickers are **** horrible.

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Postby King Colby » Fri Sep 17, 2021 10:42 am

A-tier
Heath
Payday
Snickers
Baby Ruth
Take Five
Fast break

B-tier
Cookies n Cream Hershey’s
100 Grand
Butterfinger

C-tier
Hershey’s
Twix
Milky Way
Kit-Kat
Crunch

F-tier
3 Musketeers
Almond Joy
Mounds
Mr. Goodbar



the thread can now be locked
Your eating card has now been revoked.

Your tier A is largely comprised of **** bars

Your tier C is the top tier listed and "quite frankly it's not even close"

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Postby MWB » Fri Sep 17, 2021 10:43 am

cups aren't cylinders. they're partial cones
Same logic. Not dealing with something spherical.

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Postby faftorial » Fri Sep 17, 2021 10:45 am

cups aren't cylinders. they're partial cones
A slice of a cone.

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Postby King Colby » Fri Sep 17, 2021 10:46 am

Kit Kat, Twix, and crunch bars probably take the podium.

Eating a Snickers or a Milky Way or a 100 grand is like going to the gym for your mouth and face muscles.

Almond Joy, Butterfinger, 3 Musketeers, payday, take 5 are all pretty solid.

Traditional Hershey bar - underrated.

Any reese's cup off shoot is just for suckers. Nutrageous? Fast Break? GTFO

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Fri Sep 17, 2021 10:48 am

it's not a poll option but Take 5 would be my pick for best. It's got everything the body needs

the pretzel is an underrated part of the candy bar. Gives it texture and saltiness that other bars don't have

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Postby King Colby » Fri Sep 17, 2021 10:51 am

Mallo cups are the tits. 5th Avenue are pretty stinking good too

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Postby MWB » Fri Sep 17, 2021 10:54 am

Mounds and almond joy, accepted as candy bars, even though they are packaged as two oval shaped pieces. Reese’s cups, not a candy bar because they are two circular pieces. So the Reese’s Easter egg counts as a “candy bar”? I mean, I think any logical person understand that candy bar does not mean the candy must have a bar shape, that it’s a loose term.

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Postby LeopardLetang » Fri Sep 17, 2021 10:55 am

haha i didn't know that since I've never opened a mounds or almond joy. they seem like they'd be decent if coconut was edible

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Fri Sep 17, 2021 10:56 am

yeah there's a reason why I put them in F tier. I could put Reese's cup in F tier too if you want

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Postby LeopardLetang » Fri Sep 17, 2021 11:01 am

yeah there's a reason why I put them in F tier. I could put Reese's cup in F tier too if you want
yeah your F tier is pretty perfect. A mr. goodbar can surprise though. Like the second time you check a fridge for food and realise just a cheese sandwich might not be too bad.

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Postby King Colby » Fri Sep 17, 2021 11:04 am

More like Mr Badbar

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Fri Sep 17, 2021 11:06 am

gottem

I just know when you get that Hersheys grabbag of mini bars, the order of delightness is:

1. Krackle
2. Hersheys
3. Hersheys Dark Chocolate
4. Mr. Goodbar

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Postby LeopardLetang » Fri Sep 17, 2021 11:07 am

Agreed. But I toss in a goodbar as a reset like some ginger.

I'm just arguing for D tier

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Postby meow » Fri Sep 17, 2021 11:12 am

And what poor soul voted 3 Musketeers? Identify yourself immediately
Come forward. Show yourself. You need help. You need Jesus.

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Postby mikey » Fri Sep 17, 2021 11:15 am

Maybe they like to pay for chocolate air...?

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Postby meow » Fri Sep 17, 2021 11:17 am

Then pay to have a black stripper fart in your face. Just reach 6 inches to the left and grab an actual candy bar.

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Postby MWB » Fri Sep 17, 2021 11:36 am

Or a candy cup.

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Postby Pavel Bure » Fri Sep 17, 2021 11:47 am

Are Snow Caps candybaresque? They’re basically just bits of a bar.

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Postby meow » Fri Sep 17, 2021 12:05 pm

Are a pile of bricks a building?

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Postby Kane » Fri Sep 17, 2021 12:08 pm

Is a log cabin a home or a forest?

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Postby shafnutz05 » Fri Sep 17, 2021 12:58 pm

Who the hell picked Almond Joy? No "candy bar" with coconut in it should ever sniff the top of the rankings.

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