Best Candy Bar

What is the best candy bar

Fast Break
1
3%
Snickers
7
23%
Milky Way
2
7%
3 Musketeers
1
3%
Nutrageous
0
No votes
Zagnut
2
7%
Baby Ruth
0
No votes
Toblerone
1
3%
Butterfinger
2
7%
Twix
8
27%
Kit Kat
4
13%
Mounds
0
No votes
Almond Joy
1
3%
100 Grand
1
3%
Hershey Bar
0
No votes
 
Total votes: 30
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Postby MWB » Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:12 pm

A-tier
Heath
Payday
Snickers
Baby Ruth
Take Five
Fast break

B-tier
Cookies n Cream Hershey’s
100 Grand
Butterfinger

C-tier
Hershey’s
Twix
Milky Way
Kit-Kat
Crunch

F-tier
3 Musketeers
Almond Joy
Mounds
Mr. Goodbar



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Maybe rename C tier A tier and you'd be on to something.

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Postby count2infinity » Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:15 pm

I’m a whatchamacallit fella.

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Postby MWB » Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:18 pm

Reese's Cups should certainly be considered a "candy bar." It's as much a bar as a Kit Kat.

I'm also not sure how Milky Way hasn't gotten a vote yet.

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Postby dodint » Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:23 pm

We've come full circle. Nice.

If you think a cup is a bar that is a you problem.
candy bar
noun [ C ]
US/ˈkæn·di ˌbɑr/

candy shaped like a thin brick:
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dic ... /candy-bar
That definition makes your Kit Kat comment even better. :lol:

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Postby MWB » Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:26 pm

Candy bar by inclusion. It is sold with every other candy bar. It servers the same purpose. It is not in pellets like M&M's or Skittles. Should we have Reese's in a completely separate candy category, all by itself? Seems petty and redundant.

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Postby MWB » Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:27 pm

To add, "thin brick" is the dumbest definition of a candy bar I could imagine.

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Postby dodint » Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:33 pm

Sheetz sells at least five different varieties of chocolate cups and they're a gas station. The Twizzlers are also nearby, are they candy bars too? Tootsie Rolls?

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Postby faftorial » Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:36 pm

Gimme all your Almond Joys you coconut hating pussies.
Mounds > Almond Joy

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Postby dodint » Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:36 pm

Also, I can't find a definition that doesn't include the bar form as the operative characteristic. Probably because it is right there in the name.

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Postby faftorial » Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:39 pm

I think I remember this from the GRE's:

Mounds is to Almond Joy as Vag is to ?

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Postby MWB » Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:42 pm

Sheetz sells at least five different varieties of chocolate cups and they're a gas station. The Twizzlers are also nearby, are they candy bars too? Tootsie Rolls?
I don't know of other cups, maybe because I don't have a Sheetz or explore the candy aisle enough. Cups and bars are the same basic thing, and in a poll like this, cups should be included. Twizzlers can be defined as garbage. Tootsie rolls has a "bar." The traditional size would be considered a mini maybe? But, like Twizzlers, are also garbage.

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Postby MWB » Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:43 pm

Also, I can't find a definition that doesn't include the bar form as the operative characteristic. Probably because it is right there in the name.
Don't let internet definitions cage your mind. Think freely. Think outside the bar.

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Postby dodint » Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:51 pm

Yeah. Stupid Cambridge.

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Postby faftorial » Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:56 pm

Also, I can't find a definition that doesn't include the bar form as the operative characteristic. Probably because it is right there in the name.
Don't let internet definitions cage your mind. Think freely. Think outside the bar.
Wise words.


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Postby blackjack68 » Thu Sep 16, 2021 10:06 pm

Gimme all your Almond Joys you coconut hating pussies.
Mounds > Almond Joy
A dark chocolate Almond Joy would be the best.

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Postby Pavel Bure » Thu Sep 16, 2021 10:38 pm

Sheetz sells at least five different varieties of chocolate cups and they're a gas station. The Twizzlers are also nearby, are they candy bars too? Tootsie Rolls?
I don't know of other cups, maybe because I don't have a Sheetz or explore the candy aisle enough. Cups and bars are the same basic thing, and in a poll like this, cups should be included. Twizzlers can be defined as garbage. Tootsie rolls has a "bar." The traditional size would be considered a mini maybe? But, like Twizzlers, are also garbage.
Same basic thing? Yeah I guess now skittles are a candy bar because they’re basically flavored sugar and so is a snickers.

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Postby mikey » Thu Sep 16, 2021 10:41 pm

Reese's are sold in "thin brick" packaging...the shape modification isn't enough to obscure the intent...

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Postby dodint » Thu Sep 16, 2021 10:52 pm

This is so stupid it has to be a bit.

Brownies are a candy bar now because they are chocolate and sold in bar shape packaging.

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Postby mikey » Thu Sep 16, 2021 10:58 pm

Brownies are a baked good, not of the same category as these. In the same way that Reese's Cups aren't a pie...

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Postby dodint » Thu Sep 16, 2021 10:59 pm

See, you are so close, and yet...

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Postby dodint » Thu Sep 16, 2021 11:03 pm

If the packaging is your hangup how do you respond to the fact that cupped candy is served in wrappers much like a pie tin? No true bar that I know of enjoys a sleeve in addition to the packaging. Unless it comes in a box of assorted chocolates.

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Postby LeopardLetang » Thu Sep 16, 2021 11:10 pm

The spirit of the poll should include Reese's cups. Forget the asinine bar label

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Thu Sep 16, 2021 11:14 pm

people who think Reese’s cups are candy bars might be dumber than people who think hot dogs are sandwiches

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Postby faftorial » Thu Sep 16, 2021 11:15 pm

If the packaging is your hangup how do you respond to the fact that cupped candy is served in wrappers much like a pie tin? No true bar that I know of enjoys a sleeve in addition to the packaging. Unless it comes in a box of assorted chocolates.
So if someone says their favorite candy bar is Reece's you are going to belittle that view?

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