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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Mon Sep 06, 2021 3:33 am

only one rule: no (excessive or serious) shaming. We can joke fine but I will likely post different degrees of facetious and serious confessions. For me and for others, let’s try to make this a, dare I say it, safe-enough space

Punishment for violating the rule will result in 50 self-applied lashes. You’re on the honor system

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Mon Sep 06, 2021 3:35 am

I’m that person that rolls around town blasting music from my car with my winfoss down. I know it’s annoying but it’s too much fun

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Postby Gaucho » Mon Sep 06, 2021 4:09 am

Is winfoss jive for zipper?

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Postby Gaucho » Mon Sep 06, 2021 4:10 am

Typo shaming is the worst, I know. Sorryyyyyyyy.

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Mon Sep 06, 2021 4:14 am

50 LASHES YOU BASTARD

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Postby Gaucho » Mon Sep 06, 2021 4:43 am

:(

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Postby NTP66 » Mon Sep 06, 2021 7:16 am

I’m that person that rolls around town blasting music from my car with my winfoss down. I know it’s annoying but it’s too much fun
Man, I love late spring driving around with my music blasting. Usually turn it down a little at a light, but only because of the type of music I listen to.

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Postby PFiDC » Mon Sep 06, 2021 7:32 am

This will go well...

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Postby shafnutz05 » Mon Sep 06, 2021 7:38 am

This will go well...
Too many people here know me. This isn't exactly 4chan :lol:

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Postby King Colby » Mon Sep 06, 2021 8:50 am

Why didn't you just use the drunk tank weenie

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Postby dodint » Mon Sep 06, 2021 9:27 am

I’m that person that rolls around town blasting music from my car with my winfoss down. I know it’s annoying but it’s too much fun
Man, I love late spring driving around with my music blasting. Usually turn it down a little at a light, but only because of the type of music I listen to.
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Postby NTP66 » Mon Sep 06, 2021 9:58 am

:lol:

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Postby genoscoif » Mon Sep 06, 2021 12:50 pm

This thread is bigly disappointing so far.

Come on, 5af, does no one in here have a stepsister???

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Postby willeyeam » Mon Sep 06, 2021 1:07 pm

This seems like a thread for weenie to air his real life bad takes. We're here for you

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Postby Kane » Mon Sep 06, 2021 5:35 pm

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Fri Dec 17, 2021 8:10 pm

I’m a slave to internet reviews

whenever I travel I look up restaurants on Google maps and refuse to go to any that has less than a 4.2 rating. I can’t watch a movie for the first time without checking its IMDB first. When I go to stores I often Amazon search the product to see if I can read the Amazon reviews of the product right in front of me (filtered using a review checker, of course. Amazon has no shame for fake reviews)

is anyone else like this? It’s a little weird because it’s hard for me to do something without reading someone’s opinion first but it also helps make sure I don’t waste my time on some dumb bullshit

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Postby NTP66 » Fri Dec 17, 2021 8:22 pm

I’m the same way. Specifically with Amazon, you do have to read through some reviews, and filter on verified purchases, rather than relying solely on the star rating.

I’ve used TripAdvisor for restaurants while traveling, and can only think of maybe one restaurant that we really didn’t like compared to the score.

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Postby Gaucho » Fri Dec 17, 2021 8:26 pm

Same.

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Fri Dec 17, 2021 8:37 pm

I’m the same way. Specifically with Amazon, you do have to read through some reviews, and filter on verified purchases, rather than relying solely on the star rating.

I’ve used TripAdvisor for restaurants while traveling, and can only think of maybe one restaurant that we really didn’t like compared to the score.
You actually reminded me of a time I got **** over by not looking at reviews

My brother, sister in law and I were in Rome. We wanted to find a restaurant “organically” and without looking online. We find a place and eat there. Long story short, they overcharged us aggressively (we paid like €60 for a small appetizer of Calamari; total came out to be €200+ for mediocre food). As were paying, we look at Trip Advisor after the meal and see the restaurant had a 1/5 rating. We look at each other like “what the ****, we should’ve looked at the reviews beforehand”. I think my SIL disputed the charge on her credit card

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Postby Gaucho » Fri Dec 17, 2021 8:41 pm

Was it by any chance near the Vatican?

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Fri Dec 17, 2021 8:47 pm

nah, it was around here. We stayed near Piazza Navona

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Postby Gaucho » Fri Dec 17, 2021 8:57 pm

Yeah, I guess it can happen anywhere in Rome. Ordering a caffè without checking the menu first is a mistake I made only once.

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Fri Dec 17, 2021 9:12 pm

oh I have another 5AF confessional from that trip too (has a Rylan’s thread of love 6.9 crossover too)

we went to another restaurant like the day before and our waitress was a cute Albanian girl. I ordered limoncello shots and she…brings the bottle and leaves it on our table and then goes back to serve other tables. I took more than one shot.

She then comes out later and she and my group talk. Her sister, also cute as a button, comes out and talks with us too. They teach us Albanian language and culture. I teach them that 5’6” is tall for an American. I get a verbal “agreement if the first waitress wanted to hang out the next night and hit up some bars

The next day my pansy ass felt too weird about ditching my brother and sister in law to try to do the no pants dance with the Albanian bird. Opportunity failed.

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Postby shafnutz05 » Sat Dec 18, 2021 7:17 am

When my wife and I travel, we ALWAYS check TripAdvisor first. I do feel bad about doing it at times.

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Mon Dec 27, 2021 11:44 pm

my siblings’ and my gift for my parents this Xmas was digitized copies of all the VHS/Super 8 home videos that have been taken since the 60s up until the mid 00s

We were watching them and it makes me sad that we (as in humans) don’t really document things the same way that we used to. Rarely do we take long form “slice of life” videos. It’s more a one to two minute video that we send in snapchat or post on Facebook of something in particular

while there is orders of magnitude more photos and videos of my nieces and nephews being taken, I don’t know how many will really exist long enough for them to see them when they’re adults

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