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Orlando has the worst TSA section I have ever experienced.

Orlando has the worst TSA section I have ever experienced.

Orlando's at least partly because the number of people, many of whom don't fly often, with kids, makes it amateur hour. Somehow LAS does it much better but that's at least partly because the kids usually aren't along, but then you have to add the drunks back in..... which brings up a separate gear grind of people traipsing their kids through the Venetian or Bellagio. I came here to get away from kids, cha cha.

Getting old sucks balls. I must have caught my ankle in the blanket and rolled into a hyperextension last night. Went to bed fine and woke up this morning with my ankle torqued, hobbling around. This kind of **** never happened to 20 year old me.

You hurt yourself sleeping...?

Right?

Is nothing sacred anymore...?

They better fix this crap when the new airport is built.

When was the current airport built? I don't think I've been since this one was built.

I have a friend who's a year younger than me (so he's 29) who hurt his back while gardening. he tried to blame it on "getting old" but the dude, while a former athlete, is pretty rotund now. I didn't have the heart to tell him that it probably has more to do with him being out of shape than his age

They better fix this crap when the new airport is built.

When was the current airport built? I don't think I've been since this one was built.

1992

Getting old sucks balls. I must have caught my ankle in the blanket and rolled into a hyperextension last night. Went to bed fine and woke up this morning with my ankle torqued, hobbling around. This kind of **** never happened to 20 year old me.

I am currently on week 3 of wearing a wrist brace on my left hand because of a sleep-induced injury.

Orlando has the worst TSA section I have ever experienced.

Have you flown through LAX and dealt with TSA there? Each terminal has its own checkpoint, because they are each physically separate buildings. And all of the food/beverage/shopping options are behind the security point, so once you clear TSA you're landlocked.

If I have the audacity to sleep, say eight hours - my back is crippled the next day. Yep, getting old sucks.

I wish I could say you people are just a bunch of geezers; but after hunching over to read a strategy guide while trying to spray all the tags in San Andreas, my back was stiff for the better part of a day.

A strategy guide?? And you think it's your back that makes you seem old?

I had that strategy guide too. Those horseshoes were a dodint

I fell down while rollerblading over the summer, and my hip still hurts a little. We are all old.

Rollerblading?! What is going on in this thread?

I’ve been teaching my daughter how to rollerblade.

It basically happened exactly like that, I just didn’t stick the landing.

Next time don’t fall into a wheelbarrow full of cement you dolt

Left lane squatters. Egregious one on 80 today. Only time I will tailgate. Got brake checked. Dude there is nooooobody within 1/2 mile in the right lane. Legally you are not allowed to be here and I am not allowed to pass on the right. Get the **** over.

I of course passed on the right eventually.

I hear ya. Usually always worth it to just move over to the right and get past them quickly. I usually just move over, and go flying by them with my hand pressed on the horn until I'm clear