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Like I said, envy.

mikey wiki:

- doesn't recycle
- binge drinks with absolute rrrrrrockets on the weekend
- eats **** yet rips on other people who eat ****
- rips on Pittsburgh yet...
- lives in philly
- is a Pens fan (citation needed)

What a pull.

Was mowing my grass on Monday and after the first hour or so I thought to myself, "you know, mikey has a pretty empty and hollow existence but he doesn't have to do this ****."

Just know my rage is borne from envy.

He also gets to binge drink on the weekend until 5 am with absolute rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrockets

Both of these posts are gold...

It's not just strictly weekends though...I'm going to see Glitch Mob tonight...so I'll be home at like 3 or 4 am probably...

That said, I do sometimes wish I had a lawn...but I know it's something I would want for a month and then complain about it...so I'm content not attempting to keep anything alive...it's a good spot.

Truth be told, last week for the first time in a while I was sitting in my living room and thought, "man, I wish I had a real girlfriend right now" but that was only because I had poured myself a vodka lemonade and sat down before grabbing it off the counter...once I grabbed the drink and started watching an OHL game from earlier this season while listening to The Animals in the background, that feeling quickly subsided...

mikey wiki:

- doesn't recycle
- binge drinks with absolute rrrrrrockets on the weekend
- eats **** yet rips on other people who eat ****
- rips on Pittsburgh yet...
- lives in philly
- is a Pens fan (citation needed)

- huge hammer

(citation needed)

My buddy threw up in a urinal at the Belagio...where does that rank?

Was the urinal already in use by someone else?

No --> Move along, this happens 1000x a day in Vegas, not CSB

Yes --> Your buddy is probably a viral video that neither of you have seen yet

Problem might be solvable by just putting the soup cans in the recycling. We recycle everything else but for some reason I toss those cans in the garbage. WEIRD.

Not weird at all. I'm always that way with cans. Drives my wife nuts.

Nope. Still weird

I do it mainly because our kitchen has a dedicated garbage can but we just use a bag hanging off of our island for recyclables. Since it's a small bag the soup can will fill it up pretty quickly so I just say 'f it' and drop the large soup can into the garbage. Now that I'm finding it on my lawn every Wednesday morning I will probably alter my behavior and stop eating soup.

at you giving up soup rather than simply recycling the damn can.

We have the double garbage can pull out. Front can is for trash. Back can is for recycling. It's really helped us keep on task when it comes to being a good human and recycling.

We have the double garbage can pull out. Front can is for trash. Back can is for recycling. It's really helped us keep on task when it comes to being a good human and recycling.

This feline gets it

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It's recycling plastic bottles of Ocean Spray Cranapple actually beneficial...? I doubt that somehow...

Yes, recycling any recyclable material is beneficial. It all adds up in the end.

Trash islands are fun, too.

mikey wiki:

- doesn't recycle
- binge drinks with absolute rrrrrrockets on the weekend
- eats **** yet rips on other people who eat ****
- rips on Pittsburgh yet...
- lives in philly
- is a Pens fan (citation needed)

Goes on vacation to no man's land.

Have a Dr appointment with a new provider on Friday, and I'm on the phone with the office sorting out insurance info. After literally everything I say, the lady at the office says, "Thank you for that information, I appreciate it."

I guess I should be thankful that today's biggest life gripe is my doctor's office is too polite.

I have been on an unsubscribe spree lately on my Gmail account. I don't want to change email addresses, but I have let it get out of control.

Groupon, by far, is the WORST offender of spam emails of any company out there. Multiple emails each day. I think I've unsubscribed to their 100 different lists, but I'm still getting them...I guess it takes a week or something...meh.

Fair, if true. I'm sure it turns into a quality product. Seems like we could dig a big hole some place in the middle of a desert and buy ourselves enough for another World War...find an area in completely useless, infertile land that has no connecting water source underneath it..."build a wall" around it...and dump a generation's worth of trash in it...I doubt it would even be a square mile all told...

That's more of a general thought than me not caring about recycling water bottles...which I still don't, but it seems like we could find places for garbage that aren't the ocean...

but it seems like we could find places for garbage that aren't the ocean...

Don't forget, 90% of the plastic (and thus roughly the same percentage of trash and human waste) in the world's oceans comes from just 10 rivers in Asia and Africa. India alone is probably doing enough to kill all of the aquatic wildlife in the world today, but then again this is also the same country that has designated streets for shtting in.

Never cared much for those continents anyhow...nuke'em...

In the space of one afternoon in Hue, I saw three people pooping in the Perfume River. Which is not what I thought that meant.