You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:48 am

Maybe his dickhole didn't open up completely. That said he should have wiped it down. Also do you not have urinals?

Postby **Silentom** » Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:51 am

We do, but the "stalls" are more optimal. They're practically separate bathrooms within the main bathroom, with a normal door and privacy lock.

Postby **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:56 am

Using a stall for #1 when urinals are available is weird.

Postby **Silentom** » Fri Mar 16, 2018 12:00 pm

There are two urinals and one of them was occupied by a known godric-chatter.

I do not want to be engaged in conversations at the urinal.

Postby **MR25** » Fri Mar 16, 2018 12:00 pm

I leave a one urinal gap out of courtesy. We only have 2 urinals. If one is in use, I use a stall.

Postby **dodint** » Fri Mar 16, 2018 12:02 pm

I leave a one urinal gap out of courtesy. We only have 2 urinals. If one is in use, I use a stall.

Queue up behind the guy at the urinal. Please everyone.

Postby **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Fri Mar 16, 2018 12:30 pm

Queue up? I'm not waiting, slide over boss there's plenty of room for the two of us.

Postby **NTP66** » Fri Mar 16, 2018 12:32 pm

Postby **RonnieFranchise** » Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:27 pm

Don’t cross the streams!!!!!

Postby **columbia** » Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:30 pm

4 Staals and you’re bombing NJ in A.
Who are the weirdos, who choose B, rather than D or C?

Please stop that.

Postby **pens9192** » Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:45 pm

You could apply this to a parking lot. Never fails I park at least ten empty spaces from the nearest car and then I see a car come and park right next to me. And they can't even park evenly between the lines. Come on man.

Postby **dodint** » Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:48 pm

YUGE peeve of mine, the parking lot thing. To the point that it's a running joke with the wife and I.

Postby **NTP66** » Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:48 pm

Failing to park in between the lines like this guy? Just took this photo on my train ride home.

Postby **pens9192** » Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:51 pm

I was in a Barnes and Noble and picked up a paperback book (The Woman in Cabin 10) that looked interested. I looked everywhere for some blurb about what the book was about. Nothing. The whole back of the book and inside the book was testimonials about how good the book (it even quoted Buzzfeed for god sake) is. Ok, so what is the story about that is so good?? Oh well, off to Amazon I go then..

Postby **dodint** » Mon Mar 19, 2018 12:35 pm

The GetGo WetGo car wash on Rt.8 is one of those where you drive in and the attendant guides you onto a set of rails that your car is pulled through the car wash; hands off the pedals, wheel, and car in neutral.

The car two cars ahead of me finished their wash. Then just sat there once the rails dumped them out onto the parking lot. They must have been beating their kids or looking at their phone or something. The attendant shut us down right in time to avoid a full on four car chain reaction.

I really don't understand how people are so **** self-centered. I'm a selfish person but JFC how do you stop at the end of an assembly line and just do your own thing?

Postby **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Mon Mar 19, 2018 12:50 pm

The GetGo WetGo car wash on Rt.8 is one of those where you drive in and the attendant guides you onto a set of rails that your car is pulled through the car wash; hands off the pedals, wheel, and car in neutral.

The car two cars ahead of me finished their wash. Then just sat there once the rails dumped them out onto the parking lot. They must have been beating their kids or looking at their phone or something. The attendant shut us down right in time to avoid a full on four car chain reaction.

I really don't understand how people are so **** self-centered. I'm a selfish person but JFC how do you stop at the end of an assembly line and just do your own thing?

Postby **NTP66** » Mon Mar 19, 2018 12:52 pm

dodint be like

Postby **shafnutz05** » Mon Mar 19, 2018 12:53 pm

Honestly, that's why I would rather just go to one where you get out and someone else drives your car through. Just going by sheer percentages, I would bet a solid 5% of people are too dumb/inconsiderate to move quickly out of the way. I don't like the idea of leaving an automatic car wash assembly line up to drivers to effectively manage.

Postby **dodint** » Mon Mar 19, 2018 12:55 pm

I could try to back pedal and claim I was driving a Model T.

Postby **NTP66** » Tue Mar 20, 2018 1:26 pm

People who e-mail you for assistance with a major issue and then don't respond to multiple replies over a 3 day period.

Postby **RonnieFranchise** » Tue Mar 20, 2018 4:44 pm

People who e-mail you for assistance with a major issue and then don't respond to multiple replies over a 3 day period.

Eff ‘em

Postby **shmenguin** » Tue Mar 20, 2018 5:12 pm

They're called directors, and they're very busy

Postby **NailedPenguin** » Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:28 am

Pre-8 am lottery ticket buyers. People just want to get their coffee and not be late for f**** work. I almost held off on this when a week ago a guy in front of me at the gas station bought some stuff, was going to buy lottery tickets after his initial transaction, noticed I was behind him and stepped aside so I could pay and get on my way. What a nice man. Then I got stuck behind one of them again today so Frig these people.

Postby **Silentom** » Wed Mar 21, 2018 2:44 pm

$10 says he left his vehicle at the pump, too.

Postby **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Wed Mar 21, 2018 2:52 pm

$20 says he put $5 of gas in the tank and it was auto-pumping while he was inside.