You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby **RonnieFranchise** » Fri Apr 07, 2023 8:46 pm

Pants that don't have enough belt loops. I have some pairs of pants that have two loops in front, two on the sides, and only a single belt loop in the middle of the back. That's not enough. There should be at least two in back, and three would be better.
Dude, wear your suspenders.

Braces.

Postby **Shyster** » Fri Apr 07, 2023 8:47 pm

I do sometimes wear braces, but that doesn't help when I need a belt to support a holster for concealed carry.

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Fri Apr 07, 2023 8:58 pm

Shyster needs braces

Postby **dodint** » Fri Apr 07, 2023 9:01 pm

Shyster wears pistol braces.

Postby **faftorial** » Fri Apr 07, 2023 9:26 pm

Shyster needs braces

Is that a reference to "Lisa needs braces."

Postby **mamaemeritus** » Fri Apr 07, 2023 9:37 pm

Is that a reference to "Lisa needs braces."

DENTAL PLAN!

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Fri Apr 07, 2023 9:38 pm

Shyster needs braces
Is that a reference to "Lisa needs braces."

you know it bby

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Fri Apr 07, 2023 9:38 pm

though it’s been at least 20 years since I’ve seen the Simpsons

I was always a family guy and South Park guy

Postby **faftorial** » Fri Apr 07, 2023 11:43 pm

Family guy hits you over the head with it's humor. Zero subtlety.

South Park I will never get. Base humor with irritating voices.

But to each their own.

Postby **NTP66** » Sat Apr 08, 2023 7:13 am

Shyster wears pistol braces.

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Sat Apr 08, 2023 12:02 pm

Not getting South Park and it being almost entirely social commentary is...interesting...

Postby **nocera** » Sat Apr 08, 2023 1:56 pm

It’s time to retire “I love that for you.”

Postby **tifosi77** » Tue Apr 11, 2023 12:50 pm

South Park is the best social commentary/satire comedy on U.S. television since All In The Family. Can't believe it's still running, the first episode premiered before I moved to CA.

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Tue Apr 11, 2023 12:58 pm

South Park should’ve ended with the Youre Getting Old episode

not that there aren’t occasionally good episodes but I’d rather a show end when the creators have spiritually moved on to other projects

Postby **nocera** » Tue Apr 11, 2023 1:12 pm

South Park stumbled a bit with all the Trump stuff but ever since its gone back to the kids being kids and tackling social issues through that lens, it's been fantastic. No reason to quit when they're still crushing it.

Postby **count2infinity** » Wed Apr 12, 2023 8:14 am

The way that my brain works sometimes...

I was pulling into work and a Fall Out Boy song came on... I remembered my wife got me tickets to a show out near Cleveland and we're gonna go while the little one stays with my inlaws. Got me thinking: when is that show?

So I look it up: July 18th.

My brain: Hol' up... you have a tattoo appointment on the 19th. How's that gonna work? Can we sell the FOB tickets? Probably a pain. What if I just leave early in morning on the 19th and get back to State College by 10. I'd have to leave like at 5:30 or so to make sure I got there, but I could do it. But what about the wife and kid? Make them come too or just take separate cars so they can stay the weekend? Maybe call the artist and see if we can reschedule.

Some distant voice n the back of my head: Hey, your tattoo is in May, dummy.

Ugh.

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Wed Apr 12, 2023 8:48 am

tattoo...dummy.

Checks out.

Postby **nocera** » Wed Apr 12, 2023 9:08 am

tattoo...dummy.
Checks out.

I would've went with Fall Out Boy...dummy but to each their own.

Postby **count2infinity** » Wed Apr 12, 2023 9:19 am

As Popeye would say... I am what I am, and that's all that I am. I'm comfortable with who I am and what I like.

Postby **nocera** » Wed Apr 12, 2023 9:21 am

As Popeye would say... I am what I am, and that's all that I am. I'm comfortable with who I am and what I like.

Sugar, you're going down swinging.

Postby **count2infinity** » Wed Apr 12, 2023 9:21 am

That was the song!

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Wed Apr 12, 2023 9:31 am

Getting a bison?

Postby **count2infinity** » Wed Apr 12, 2023 9:55 am

I would never.

Postby **Sam's Drunk Dog** » Wed Apr 12, 2023 9:16 pm

MAGA in big bold red letters across his ass. MA on one check. GA on the other.

Postby **DigitalGypsy66** » Thu Apr 13, 2023 9:19 am

So I get a call from our pest control service, as it's time for our quarterly service. Noon on Wednesday. So as I'm driving home to meet the guy, I get a phone call from the dispatcher. "Are you going to be home for your appointment? The tech says the house looks empty!" Yes, I reply, I will be there in about 10 minutes. Which would be 10 minutes BEFORE the appointment. I then notice I have two missed doorbell rings (Android Auto rightly blocks those notifications) from the tech 20 and 25 minutes before the appointment.

I know a bunch of you work from home and this isn't an issue, but I'm not hanging around before an appointment just in case the tech finishes the previous call early? That's just dumb. It's at 12, I'll be there a few minutes before that. Chump.