You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby **dodint** » Wed Apr 10, 2019 3:37 pm

Beats the time I got gonorrhea from a tractor.

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Wed Apr 10, 2019 4:42 pm

17...damn, that beats my record of 11.

Postby **dodint** » Wed Apr 10, 2019 4:48 pm

It took a heavy dose of Magnesium Citrate to get things moving.

Postby **Shyster** » Wed Apr 10, 2019 4:53 pm

I use those alum "crystal rock" deodorant sticks. I've found the alum actually works pretty well at preventing odor, and I think it does have a slight antiperspirant effect as well. It goes on fast and dries quickly with no residue. Plus those alum sticks last for months and months, and you can also use the same stick as a styptic for razor cuts. I've found the alum to be more than sufficient for daily use for my sedentary office job. For those situations where I know I might get hot/sweaty, however, I use Mitchum Advanced gel in order to have both a deodorant and an antiperspirant.

Postby **dodint** » Thu Apr 11, 2019 3:49 pm

The PSO, again.

Their tickets are priced as Zone 1-4, but their seating chart is not diagrammed that way:

Bunch of **** bags full of hot air if you ask me.

Postby **tifosi77** » Thu Apr 11, 2019 6:11 pm

Beats the time I got gonorrhea from a tractor.

Is this a Marine Corps euphemism for 'fat chick'?

Postby **dodint** » Thu Apr 11, 2019 7:20 pm

Worse. A Seinfeld reference.

Postby **tifosi77** » Thu Apr 11, 2019 7:26 pm

Postby **dodint** » Thu Apr 11, 2019 8:16 pm

Truthfully I think 'Ham Planet' is my favorite all time phrase for fat chick. Shaf is the best.

Postby **tjand72** » Thu Apr 11, 2019 8:36 pm

Institutional 1-ply toilet paper with perforations. It's already garbage paper, but why make it even weaker? Freshly-stocked 4-roll holders get jammed and, even after pulling as gently as possible, I end up tearing off 10 individual pieces before getting a usable piece.

Postby **RonnieFranchise** » Thu Apr 11, 2019 8:36 pm

That they tell you that you must be seated with your seat belt fastened on an airplane before push back but don’t show you how to use the seat belt until after.

Someday I will tell them I can’t buckle up they haven’t showed me how.

Postby **the wicked child** » Thu Apr 11, 2019 8:52 pm

Xfinity fun. Cable is stuck on the Welcome screen.

What's more fun is my online account is jacked up. According to them a specific username is my primary account. Except when I login as said user, I basically can't do anything because it tells me it's NOT the primary account.

I love spending my entire evening dealing with this ****. I really don't have anything else I'd rather be doing.

Postby **AuthorTony** » Tue Apr 16, 2019 3:33 pm

I hate when I connect to Amazon's customer service and get a representative in India. It's not because they're unhelpful or because there are language barriers, as they're usually super nice and knowledgeable. No, my issue is that I feel like the world's biggest jerk complaining about it being a big inconvenience that my dog treats are a week late to a guy making $4K a year and any rant I had planned goes right out the proverbial window.

#whiteguilt

Postby **dodint** » Tue Apr 16, 2019 3:34 pm

Just tell them that your purchases pay their salary.

Postby **NTP66** » Tue Apr 16, 2019 3:48 pm

Do you actually call them instead of using chat?

Postby **AuthorTony** » Tue Apr 16, 2019 4:04 pm

No. Chat. But when the guy's name is Manmeet, I'm assuming he's in India.

Postby **robbiestoupe** » Tue Apr 16, 2019 4:16 pm

Or San Francisco

Postby **dodint** » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:10 pm

Had a Midnignt Meat Train flashback right there.

Postby **NTP66** » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:24 pm

I’ve called a few times in the past. I love it when the guys says his name’s “Tom”. Don’t lie to me, Venkadesh.

Postby **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:27 pm

Had a Midnignt Meat Train flashback right there.

Top 5 movie all time

Postby **pens9192** » Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:54 pm

I hate when you are rounding a corner on the right hand side near the wall in a hallway and someone coming the other direction rounding the corner is also hugging the wall. Stay right’ just like driving!

Also, the other day I was pushing open the door from the bathroom and a guy was trying to pull it
open at the same time. I say excuse me but he just dropped his hand from the handle and stood in place like he was frozen. Didn’t back up or stand to the side. So between the door and him standing like a pylon, I had to do some kind of side step move to continue on my way. Jagoff. Probably the same guy who stands right in front of an elevator and doesn’t move out of the way of people getting off.

Postby **dodint** » Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:57 pm

Probably the same guy who stands right in front of an elevator and doesn’t move out of the way of people getting off.

F that guy. He probably jumps onto the subway as soon as the door opens, too.

Postby **Factorial** » Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:59 pm

Probably the same guy who stands right in front of an elevator and doesn’t move out of the way of people getting off.

I'm always amazed when I see people do that. Have you never ridden on an elevator before?

Postby **MrKennethTKangaroo** » Wed Apr 17, 2019 4:50 pm

I still get really mad at males who cut in front of females getting onto the bus

theres this one chode on my morning route that catches the bus on a stop with 3-4 women (including his GF) and himself. He routinely cuts in front of everyone, including the gf, to get on the bus first. He also routinely sits in the front seats, which IMO is a bad look for a male under the age of 60. what an effing POS. I hate that guy.

Postby **willeyeam** » Wed Apr 17, 2019 4:53 pm

Screw that guy