You know what really grinds my gears...
You know what really grinds my gears...
Gluttony?
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Yeah, I answer calls. One that I was getting over and over was about a warranty expiring on my car. I just happened to miss the call, not intentionally ignore it. I answered and they gave me the option at the end to stop getting calls, so I did that... no more call. If I get a call that's from some sort of telemarketing or it's a recording, just block it after I hang up.
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My home phone (VOIP) has actually been labeling some of the calls on caller ID as "SPAM?".
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I get a ton of those too and my landline is also my business # so I almost have to answer. A couple years ago, I got into an argument with one of the foreign scammers after I told him I knew it was a scam. He called me a mf'er, etc, then said something like, "Good luck reporting this # because it's not real." Good times.
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I listen often to Jim Florentine's Terrorizing Telemarketer albums, which are easily the most hilarious bits I've ever heard used on telemarketers. Every now and then if I'm bored I will answer and use one of those bits. I was able to drag a call out to about 3 minutes doing this one
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Most of mine - when I do answer - are robocalls. Can't even **** with real telemarketers any longer.
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Legitimately a 8/10 jokeGot another for ya. What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?Grade A dad joke right there.I always reply "I got them all cut" cheap laughs every time.
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A man wakes up during surgery and demands to stitch his own incision up.
The surgeon steps back, saying "Suture self."
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The surgeon steps back, saying "Suture self."
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My favorite is the one where he pretends he's a cop at a crime scene, and makes the telemarketer think they're now a suspect in a murder.I listen often to Jim Florentine's Terrorizing Telemarketer albums, which are easily the most hilarious bits I've ever heard used on telemarketers. Every now and then if I'm bored I will answer and use one of those bits. I was able to drag a call out to about 3 minutes doing this one
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my personal favorite of his
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"Forget about the floaters"..
There are so many great lines from that one. The telemarketer goes all out in that one.
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Fish in the workplace microwave.
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That's not something weird or out of the ordinary...everyone hates that, and people that do it should be shot.
You know what really grinds my gears...
@Silentom
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Never done that.
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Your mom. BURN!
You know what really grinds my gears...
Yes, that. Don't play coy.
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Doesn't mean it's genetic and that I will one day do it. Sht smells nasty.
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heh.
I mean, if it's a rating thing, great. It will keep them from cramping my space in a theater or plane or whatever. If it morphs into a fat-is-beautiful advocacy platform then yeah, honestly go **** yourself.
I mean, if it's a rating thing, great. It will keep them from cramping my space in a theater or plane or whatever. If it morphs into a fat-is-beautiful advocacy platform then yeah, honestly go **** yourself.
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hoo boy, I just clicked on it. That staff. Yeah, passion project for sure.
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Fat shaming... nice.
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Going by the twitter handles they're embracing it. Not sure you can shame people that refer to themselves as 'chubs'.
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Gotta get down with the bigness.
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*chubness
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