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Postby Silentom » Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:42 pm

I mean....techincally cereal is soup. It’s the same concept.
Borshit
Top shelf pun.

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Postby mikey » Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:12 pm

High praise...

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Postby Silentom » Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:35 pm

High praise...
Indeed. It was much better than anything I've offered. :P

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Postby NTP66 » Tue Apr 24, 2018 11:34 am

When I ask a question about a product on Amazon and somebody replies with "I don't know". Thanks, Mister Helper.

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Postby dodint » Tue Apr 24, 2018 11:37 am

When I ask a question about a product on Amazon and somebody replies with "I don't know". Thanks, Mister Helper.
Yeah, great call, these people need to go back to dial-up modems.

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Postby shafnutz05 » Tue Apr 24, 2018 12:29 pm

When I ask a question about a product on Amazon and somebody replies with "I don't know". Thanks, Mister Helper.
Yeah, great call, these people need to go back to dial-up modems.
These are the same crumb bum dirtballs that leave one star reviews because Amazon shipped their product late. Or Steam reviews with the comment "haven't gotten to play it yet but looks great". Seriously kys

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Postby LITT » Tue Apr 24, 2018 1:05 pm

email contains "hope you are doing well" in first 3 works: get ready for a ridiculous question and/or favor

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Postby mikey » Tue Apr 24, 2018 1:30 pm

Heh, I just got one of those today...

"Hey mikey,

Hope you are well.

[Literally paragraphs of demands]

Followed by, needless nicety "Pens are looking good" or some such...

Your compliment sandwich is full of ****, sir...I demand that we split it...

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Postby meow » Tue Apr 24, 2018 1:58 pm

“Hello So and So,

I am well. Thank you.

Your request is unrealistic.

Thank you,

meow m. meow”

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Postby dodint » Wed Apr 25, 2018 10:03 am

It would be nice to have more than one fish fry to choose from.
Is it? ;)

St. Mary of the Assumption Parish on Middle Road v. Hampton Township VFD #1 on Duncan. Anyone tried either? Leaning toward the VFD because they have breaded mushrooms.
My in-laws were raving about St. Mary's yesterday. They are serial fish-fry hoppers, so they know the lay of the land. I can also vouch for St. Catherine's of Sweden just off Wildwood Road.
I concur, St. Catherine's is decent.

I also got married there.
You see they kept the Friday fun rolling and have food trucks there from 5 to 7 on Fridays?

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Postby pens9192 » Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:13 pm

There is an area at the office where there is sugar packets, coffee stirrers, coffee cups, tea bags, etc. This one guy gets his tea and he stands there blocking everything while he slowly dips the tea bag in the water and squeezes honey into it. Sometimes I say excuse me, other times I just watch and see if he gets the hint. Sometime there is a line forming around this guy waiting to grab stuff or put stuff back. Its like he escapes into another reality when he teabags.

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Postby NTP66 » Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:15 pm

There is an area at the office where there is sugar packets, coffee stirrers, coffee cups, tea bags, etc. This one guy gets his tea and he stands there blocking everything while he slowly dips the tea bag in the water and squeezes honey into it. Sometimes I say excuse me, other times I just watch and see if he gets the hint. Sometime there is a line forming around this guy waiting to grab stuff or put stuff back. Its like he escapes into another reality when he teabags.
You also just described every Dunkin Donuts in existence.

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Postby shafnutz05 » Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:15 pm

Its like he escapes into another reality when he teabags.
Don't we all?

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:17 pm

Its like he escapes into another reality when he teabags.
Don't we all?
Normally I'm playing Halo, so yes.

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Postby dodint » Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:17 pm

Was he in the military? Every USMC Officer is trained to find the narrowest passage and just stand there completely oblivious of their surroundings.

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Postby pens9192 » Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:22 pm

Don't know who the guy is but he has a nearby office so he could easily do all this in the private of his own office. Or take some supplies back to his desk and that way he just has to get new hot water.

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Postby Silentom » Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:32 pm

Or take some supplies back to his desk and that way he just has to get new hot water.
That's what I do. Fill up my cup with hot water, and throw in the teabag at my desk.

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Postby Willie Kool » Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:37 pm

Its like he escapes into another reality when he teabags.
Don't we all?
:lol:

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:38 pm

Or take some supplies back to his desk and that way he just has to get new hot water.
That's what I do. Fill up my cup with hot water, and throw in the teabag at my desk.
Teabag then water you savage.

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Postby Silentom » Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:38 pm

Or take some supplies back to his desk and that way he just has to get new hot water.
That's what I do. Fill up my cup with hot water, and throw in the teabag at my desk.
Teabag then water you savage.
Makes little difference in the long run.

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Postby LITT » Thu Apr 26, 2018 3:11 pm

when i ask for data by month for the last 48 months and they send me summary data of 4 years and dont include the source data

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Postby count2infinity » Fri Apr 27, 2018 7:40 pm

Annoying old ladies...

Wife and I decided to take a walk this evening, and we live on a very short dead end street off a very busy road. We cross said very busy road to a nice little neighborhood for our walk. There are no side walks, but the streets aren't super busy... one or two cars per walk.

We get across the busy road and start our walk, and this car is turning into the neighborhood. We get clear to the side of the road, and the car is stopped and an old lady is just staring at us. We got off the road... completely off the road into someone's yard hoping she'd drive by(please don't let the air out of my tires). She pulls up and rolls down the window.

"Who's walking who over here?"
"Haha, yeah... the little guy runs the pack."
"Is that a brindled lab?"
"Yes... and he's terrified of strangers and cars."
"Oh, I'm sure he's not terrified of me."
"No, really... he's very scared, so we're going to keep going on our walk."
"How old is he?"
"He's 9. But seriously, we're gonna keep going, so if you could..."
"How old is the baby?"
"3 weeks. There's a car coming the other way so if you could just go..."
"Oh my, 3 weeks... where do you guys live?"
"Just across the road, we're going to go." *start walking away*
"Oh, you should be very careful, that's a very busy road and..."
Then she was out of ear shot and still sitting there in her car in the middle of the street.

First off, when someone says their dog is terrified of strangers and cars, how is that not a hint to carry on your way? Oh no... the dog hates every stranger except you. You're somehow that damn special that he magically likes you and no other strangers in the entire world. Then when we say we're going to get going, that's not an invitation to keep talking to us, ya old hag. gtfo.

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Postby Willie Kool » Fri Apr 27, 2018 7:50 pm

:shock:

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Postby dodint » Fri Apr 27, 2018 8:22 pm

Now THAT is a rant. Bravo.

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Postby NTP66 » Sun Apr 29, 2018 10:12 am

Working with 12/2 UF-B Romex. Never again.

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