You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby **MR25** » Mon Apr 09, 2018 1:23 pm

Nissan

Up for one wipe

1st down is controllable speed (6 or 7 clicks I think). 2nd is constant medium. 3rd is fast.

Postby **tifosi77** » Mon Apr 09, 2018 1:42 pm

The sensor on my car picks up fog sometimes, especially on initial startup. So I'll pull away from the curb in the morning, perfectly dry but foggy conditions, and my wipers start firing back and forth at turbo speed.

Postby **Morkle** » Mon Apr 09, 2018 2:50 pm

My Civic has this rain sensing option that seems to either go from light, to super-max even in the lightest of rain.

So I just run it manually.

My Wrangler has three options too, just as extreme.

Postby **NTP66** » Mon Apr 09, 2018 2:52 pm

Source of the post My Wrangler has three options

Which of those options causes it to flip over and roll down a hillside?

Postby **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Mon Apr 09, 2018 2:53 pm

The Route 30 setting.

Postby **Morkle** » Mon Apr 09, 2018 3:01 pm

Source of the post My Wrangler has three options
Which of those options causes it to flip over and roll down a hillside?

Didn't know User Error was an option.

Postby **shafnutz05** » Tue Apr 10, 2018 12:33 pm

This may be irrational, but I find myself irritated by people that bring their big coffee mug into the car for their morning commute. Like, what is the point of this? If you have to sip your morning brew out of your WORLD'S BEST SUPERMOMMY or #1 DAD mug, wake up 30 minutes earlier. Otherwise, use a travel mug like any other sensible person would do. Aggravating during my commute seeing people sipping from actual mugs while they drive down the road. Yeah, that's not distracting or anything, trying to keep it from splashing all over your dumb ass.

Postby **RonnieFranchise** » Tue Apr 10, 2018 7:27 pm

Feel like I have said this about eleventy seven times but people driving with their dog in their lap. Why the actual eff would you want to do that?

The dog might be a safer driver than these imbeciles.

Postby **pens9192** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:22 pm

Feel like I have said this about eleventy seven times but people driving with their dog in their lap. Why the actual eff would you want to do that?

The dog might be a safer driver than these imbeciles.

I guess because the dog is trained good or the owner thinks they are trained enough not to do something crazy?

I would never try with my dog (yorkie-poodle mix). We wouldn't even get out of the driveway and she would probably be jumping over my head

Postby **pens9192** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:29 pm

People need f'n double door training. If there are double doors and both are unlocked, use both f'n doors! Everyone goes for the one door so people exiting meet people trying to enter and its so awkward (and could be dangerous). Meanwhile I open the second half of the door and walk through like a boss. Must be the same people who don't use both lanes to the merge point.

This started in high school where there would be a backup at stairwells during period changes and sure enough people were queued up trying to use one door. One day I worked up the courage to open the second door and the floodgates opened.

Postby **NTP66** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:45 pm

People need f'n double door training. If there are double doors and both are unlocked, use both f'n doors! Everyone goes for the one door so people exiting meet people trying to enter and its so awkward (and could be dangerous). Meanwhile I open the second half of the door and walk through like a boss. Must be the same people who don't use both lanes to the merge point.

This is a good one. As an addendum, if there are double doors and two way traffic, use the right door.

Postby **tifosi77** » Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:25 pm

Feel like I have said this about eleventy seven times but people driving with their dog in their lap. Why the actual eff would you want to do that?

The dog might be a safer driver than these imbeciles.

If the dog is small enough to fit on your lap, it would likely get crushed to death by an airbag deployment. In which case, you will deserve the life of misery that would follow such an event for contributing to your poor dog's demise.

Postby **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:29 pm

If your dog is small enough to fit on your lap, you have a cat.

Postby **Silentom** » Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:31 pm

My man.

Postby **NTP66** » Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:17 pm

Postby **slappybrown** » Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:31 pm

I dont like that gif at all and I am not pleased that I have seen it

Postby **NTP66** » Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:34 pm

Agreed. The baby definitely needs to be buckled into the steering wheel first.

Postby **NAN** » Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:51 pm

When your boss is a perfectionist and no matter what you do, it's never good enough.

Postby **NAN** » Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:53 pm

This may be irrational, but I find myself irritated by people that bring their big coffee mug into the car for their morning commute. Like, what is the point of this? If you have to sip your morning brew out of your WORLD'S BEST SUPERMOMMY or #1 DAD mug, wake up 30 minutes earlier. Otherwise, use a travel mug like any other sensible person would do. Aggravating during my commute seeing people sipping from actual mugs while they drive down the road. Yeah, that's not distracting or anything, trying to keep it from splashing all over your dumb ass.

Kind of like how Dennis on Always Sunny likes to eat his soup while driving.

Postby **slappybrown** » Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:59 pm

This may be irrational, but I find myself irritated by people that bring their big coffee mug into the car for their morning commute. Like, what is the point of this? If you have to sip your morning brew out of your WORLD'S BEST SUPERMOMMY or #1 DAD mug, wake up 30 minutes earlier. Otherwise, use a travel mug like any other sensible person would do. Aggravating during my commute seeing people sipping from actual mugs while they drive down the road. Yeah, that's not distracting or anything, trying to keep it from splashing all over your dumb ass.
Kind of like how Dennis on Always Sunny likes to eat his soup while driving.

Do you call your cereal soup?

Postby **NAN** » Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:09 pm

This may be irrational, but I find myself irritated by people that bring their big coffee mug into the car for their morning commute. Like, what is the point of this? If you have to sip your morning brew out of your WORLD'S BEST SUPERMOMMY or #1 DAD mug, wake up 30 minutes earlier. Otherwise, use a travel mug like any other sensible person would do. Aggravating during my commute seeing people sipping from actual mugs while they drive down the road. Yeah, that's not distracting or anything, trying to keep it from splashing all over your dumb ass.
Kind of like how Dennis on Always Sunny likes to eat his soup while driving.
Do you call your cereal soup?

Damnit I messed that one up.

Postby **slappybrown** » Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:12 pm

I kind of dig this innovation NAN

Postby **shafnutz05** » Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:12 pm

That's not quite as ghetto as shotgunning weed smoke into your baby's face, but it's close.

Postby **Silentom** » Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:40 pm

I mean....techincally cereal is soup. It’s the same concept.

Postby **dodint** » Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:42 pm

I mean....techincally cereal is soup. It’s the same concept.

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