I stand and I was appalled when I found out there are people who sit. I tried it once and vowed to never do it again because the experience was just too weird
interestingly, I asked my siblings this and two of them sit. I wonder what made us choose differently in our quest for clean bottoms
Do you stand or sit when you wipe?
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You stand for the whole ****** time...?
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wipe only. though I do want to try one of these bad boys. when I visited Japan I was too afraid
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It's common sense--if you stand up your cheeks are closer together therefore increasing the degree of difficulty to get things clean. FFS man.
Do you stand or sit when you wipe?
Anyone ever use a bidet? Guess they would be OK, but don't think I will ever find out.
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what kind of mongoloid stands?
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My 4 year old stands
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lean forward
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Lean left
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I think it's safe to say that MIMH was the kid who pees like Butters Stotch.
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Yeah, I don't even get the logic. My last one might be kind of standup-ish just to make doubly sure...but if I'm immediately standing afterwards, it's to jump out the ***** 12th floor window...It's common sense--if you stand up your cheeks are closer together therefore increasing the degree of difficulty to get things clean. FFS man.
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Shad. And he'll kidnap your family if you don't use one too...Anyone ever use a bidet? Guess they would be OK, but don't think I will ever find out.
Do you stand or sit when you wipe?
I was gonna say didn't he call us luddites if we wipe, and now he's telling us how to wipe?Shad. And he'll kidnap your family if you don't use one too...Anyone ever use a bidet? Guess they would be OK, but don't think I will ever find out.
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Shad is the new ShitKing.I was gonna say didn't he call us luddites if we wipe, and now he's telling us how to wipe?Shad. And he'll kidnap your family if you don't use one too...Anyone ever use a bidet? Guess they would be OK, but don't think I will ever find out.
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Was?I think it's safe to say that MIMH was the kid who pees like Butters Stotch.
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No that's macs throne and no one will take it from himShad is the new ShitKing.I was gonna say didn't he call us luddites if we wipe, and now he's telling us how to wipe?Shad. And he'll kidnap your family if you don't use one too...Anyone ever use a bidet? Guess they would be OK, but don't think I will ever find out.
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Considering macs story didn't even involve a throne...No that's macs throne and no one will take it from himShad is the new ShitKing.I was gonna say didn't he call us luddites if we wipe, and now he's telling us how to wipe?Shad. And he'll kidnap your family if you don't use one too...Anyone ever use a bidet? Guess they would be OK, but don't think I will ever find out.
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Do you stand or sit when you wipe?
what kind of mongoloid stands?
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There was someone else...some absolute ham sandwich here like regularly shits themselves...I forget who it was, but I think it was something other than what mac said...
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That wasn't you?
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I had a chicken patty for lunch.
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Aren't schools closed?
Do you stand or sit when you wipe?
I saw a statistic a while back that roughly half of people stand, half of people sit, and most don't know the other group exists.
Do you stand or sit when you wipe?
I saw a statistic a while back that roughly half of people stand, half of people sit, and most don't know the other group exists.
Do you stand or sit when you wipe?
Did you eat it in reverse? Is that why people stand?I had a chicken patty for lunch.
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