Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

stand or sit?

stand
11
28%
sit
29
73%
 
Total votes: 40
RonnieFranchise
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Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

Postby RonnieFranchise » Sun Jan 03, 2021 7:34 am

I bet you guys also sit down when you pee
We've had this conversation before, but I do it at home the majority of the time. Buying an extra minute or two of peace in the bathroom is worth it. Obviously, I would never do it outside the house.
I dunno, the extra minute or two is worth it at work sometimes, too.

Anyolace where guys piss all over the seat though. Absolutely not.

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Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

Postby shafnutz05 » Sun Jan 03, 2021 1:02 pm

I bet you guys also sit down when you pee
We've had this conversation before, but I do it at home the majority of the time. Buying an extra minute or two of peace in the bathroom is worth it. Obviously, I would never do it outside the house.
I dunno, the extra minute or two is worth it at work sometimes, too.

Anyolace where guys piss all over the seat though. Absolutely not.
Yeah that's why I won't do it in a public restroom.

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Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

Postby tifosi77 » Sun Jan 03, 2021 1:06 pm

Of course I sit down to pee at home. What kind of cretin do you take me for.

King Colby
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Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

Postby King Colby » Sun Jan 03, 2021 1:11 pm

I bet you guys also sit down when you pee
We've had this conversation before, but I do it at home the majority of the time. Buying an extra minute or two of peace in the bathroom is worth it. Obviously, I would never do it outside the house.
I dunno, the extra minute or two is worth it at work sometimes, too.

Anyolace where guys piss all over the seat though. Absolutely not.
So I guess that rules out work. Always a day ruiner when my home field office shtter advantage was lost because a grown man in a professional setting pissed all over the seat like a pre-teen

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Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Sun Jan 03, 2021 3:02 pm

Worse than that are the dudes who diarrhea, use an entire roll of tp and either don’t flush or clog it

It’s so vile

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Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

Postby Freddy Rumsen » Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:26 pm

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NTP66
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Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

Postby NTP66 » Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:44 pm

No.

King Colby
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Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

Postby King Colby » Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:49 pm

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NAN
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Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

Postby NAN » Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:59 pm

Is that serious?

BTW, I sit to wipe.

MalkinIsMyHomeboy
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Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Mon Jan 04, 2021 7:23 pm

BTW, I sit to wipe.
Does that mean you stand when you poop but sit specifically to wipe?

NAN
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Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

Postby NAN » Mon Jan 04, 2021 8:29 pm

BTW, I sit to wipe.
Does that mean you stand when you poop but sit specifically to wipe?
No, but I should try that.

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Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

Postby Shyster » Mon Jan 04, 2021 9:03 pm

I bought a 12-pack of jumbo rolls of toilet paper shortly before the pandemic hit last March. I still have one roll left from that purchase.

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Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

Postby mikey » Mon Jan 04, 2021 9:11 pm

Hmm, you're right...there is no option of "neither" in this poll...

NTP66
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Postby NTP66 » Tue Jan 05, 2021 6:32 am

mikey's a prone position wiper... which is actually impressive.

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Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

Postby shafnutz05 » Tue Jan 05, 2021 7:07 am

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Why did you have to ruin this for me? :lol:

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Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

Postby Gaucho » Tue Jan 05, 2021 8:29 pm

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Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

Postby PFiDC » Wed Jan 06, 2021 2:58 am

**** germans

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Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

Postby meow » Wed Jan 06, 2021 6:33 am

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I’ll never sit to pee again

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