What is the Easter Bunny's Gender?

Postby **dodint** » Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:09 pm

Easter is next weekend so we have 10 days to figure this out.

You may change your vote before then but you only get one final selection.

Postby **Freddy Rumsen** » Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:16 pm

It carry's eggs, it is a girl.

Postby **dodint** » Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:32 pm

Do the Gender Free/Fluid feel the Easter Bunny is asexual? Or similar to a hybrid incapable or reproducing like a mule?

Postby **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:37 pm

Bit early to be drinking, no?

Postby **count2infinity** » Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:43 pm

Do the Gender Free/Fluid feel the Easter Bunny is asexual? Or similar to a hybrid incapable or reproducing like a mule?

If you have to ask, you don't get it, man.

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:47 pm

uh, only three genders? facist...

Postby **tifosi77** » Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:50 pm

But the eggs are laid. People can carry them.

Postby **meow** » Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:55 pm

It carry's eggs, it is a girl.

A man can't pick up an egg?

Postby **Freddy Rumsen** » Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:58 pm

Pick up v. deliver

Postby **meow** » Thu Apr 02, 2020 4:00 pm

Are you suggesting the bunny climbs into my children's baskets and births the eggs?

Postby **dodint** » Thu Apr 02, 2020 4:00 pm

For the sake of this discussion I really hope so.

Postby **Gaucho** » Thu Apr 02, 2020 4:15 pm

fluid af

Postby **Dickie Dunn** » Thu Apr 02, 2020 4:38 pm

Hare Club For Men

Postby **willeyeam** » Thu Apr 02, 2020 4:59 pm

It's not Patricia Cottontail

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:12 pm

Lays eggs, loosely based on a fertility goddess...it's a chick...

Postby **Sam's Drunk Dog** » Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:34 pm

Purple

Postby **Kaiser** » Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:51 pm

Not only is it female, it probably has a vent like a chicken, because there are no Easter bunny siblings. Meaning the Easter Bunny is using the same hole for poop as for your chocolate. Or maybe the chocolate is just extremely sweet feces, who knows. But that motherf*cker eats candy all the time.

Postby **tifosi77** » Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:54 pm

Huh

The hare was a popular motif in medieval church art. In ancient times, it was widely believed (as by Pliny, Plutarch, Philostratus, and Aelian) that the hare was a hermaphrodite. The idea that a hare could reproduce without loss of virginity led to an association with the Virgin Mary, with hares sometimes occurring in illuminated manuscripts and Northern European paintings of the Virgin and Christ Child. It may also have been associated with the Holy Trinity, as in the three hares motif.

Postby **King Colby** » Thu Apr 02, 2020 8:12 pm

Gender free, not fluid.

Postby **dodint** » Sun Apr 12, 2020 9:28 am

Happy my understanding was affirmed. Good job all.

Postby **tifosi77** » Sun Apr 12, 2020 2:52 pm