Working from home, wearing a polar bear robe, AMA

[meow]

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and you see a tortoise, Kenneth. It's crawling towards you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Kenneth. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without for your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Kenneth?

[MrKennethTKangaroo]

this isnt grapes of wrath meow

[meow]

Can Jesus Christ hit a curve ball?

[MrKennethTKangaroo]

Depending on who you ask, not as well as Jobu

[tifosi77]

F**k you, Jobu.

Anyhoo..... KtK, what do you think is behind the commercial success of Nickelback? No one actually knows a Nickelback fan, and yet........

[meow]

Was Rick Deckard a Replicant?

[meow]

Which is the most enjoyable summer holiday. Memorial day, July 4th, or Labor day?

[meow]

Elaborate on a song that hits you hard with nostalgia.

[meow]

Who's the hottest actress to play one of Jerry Seinfeld's girlfriends?

[King Colby]

Does barry bonds belong in the hall of fame?

Does Pete rose belong in the hall of fame?

[MrKennethTKangaroo]

F**k you, Jobu.

Anyhoo..... KtK, what do you think is behind the commercial success of Nickelback? No one actually knows a Nickelback fan, and yet........

Fact: the kangaroo's GF has been to two (2) nickelback concerts. Both before my time though.

Was Rick Deckard a Replicant?

pass

Which is the most enjoyable summer holiday. Memorial day, July 4th, or Labor day?

CHILD PLEASE ITS THE SOLSTICE. Runner up is labor day: last hurrah for summer, you have fall activities (i.e. getting ready to get disappointed by pitt football) to look forward to, nicer weather than memorial day.

[willeyeam]

What is one hobby/skill/lifestyle you wish you could do or learn and haven't yet?

[MrKennethTKangaroo]

Elaborate on a song that hits you hard with nostalgia.

It is obscure song, but Catch 22's Kristina. About a dude in high school that has a crush on a hot chick that is too good/cool for him. Less obscure: The Outfield's YOUR LOVE. Reminds me so much of the good times at kennywood.

[willeyeam]

waaaait ktk is a catch22 fan??

[King Colby]

F Marry Kill:

Jasmine
Ariel
Pocahontas

[LITT]

which industry will have the largest transformation post covid pandemic

[MrKennethTKangaroo]

Who's the hottest actress to play one of Jerry Seinfeld's girlfriends?

manhands chick

Does barry bonds belong in the hall of fame?

Does Pete rose belong in the hall of fame?

Pete Rose is a jagoff and honestly was not that good at baseball (as measured by modern day metrics) though as i said about brady, if you do certain things (like get more hits than anyone else) you deserve to be in the HOF. So yes he should be in.

Bonds....Yes. But i really dont care if the juicers get in or not. Hall of fame debates are exhausting.

[MrKennethTKangaroo]

What is one hobby/skill/lifestyle you wish you could do or learn and haven't yet?

I'd like to learn more about car repair so that A. i can save on **** that i know is cheap like oil changes and b. buy a volkswagen vanagon.

[MrKennethTKangaroo]

waaaait ktk is a catch22 fan??

Not huge, but a fan.

F Marry Kill:

Jasmine
Ariel
Pocahontas

F Ariel
M Jasmine
K Pocahontas

[meow]

Do you leave the little circle of foil that is on the lids of sour cream or pringles attached?

[MrKennethTKangaroo]

which industry will have the largest transformation post covid pandemic

Another good question by the LITT. The government isn't an industry but i would say the government will change more than any other entity. this bailout package is yuuuge and unlike the bank/auto industry bailout, the prospects of getting repaid in some sort or fashion doesn't really exist.

Im most curious to see how the restaurant industry changes. Starting in like 2018 or 2019, american's were spending more on eating out than they were on making food at home. I'll be very curious to see how those habits change after this.

[willeyeam]

waaaait ktk is a catch22 fan??

Not huge, but a fan.

F Marry Kill:

Jasmine
Ariel
Pocahontas

F Ariel
M Jasmine
K Pocahontas

Cool. They were a HS favorite of my friends and mine. We saw Streetlight Manifesto which was their next iteration at a little bar in Struthers OH. Which was quite an experience for us 17 year olds at the time

[MrKennethTKangaroo]

Do you leave the little circle of foil that is on the lids of sour cream or pringles attached?

I usually roll right through pringles so i am not concerned with the packaging. i do lick the yogurt off of the yogurt foil though.

Cool. They were a HS favorite of my friends and mine. We saw Streetlight Manifesto which was their next iteration at a little bar in Struthers OH. Which was quite an experience for us 17 year olds at the time

one of my favorite ways to waste time is to google map through random towns. i googled mapped through struthers and conclude that it sucks just like 100 other sucky flat hollowed out ohio towns

[willeyeam]

struthers OH is home to a great wood bat summer baseball league with awesome fields, which you should have seen being that it's tiny. That's about all it has to offer imo

[mikey]

You can't pick any of the big 4 (Gretzky, Lemieux, Howe, Orr)...

What position are you playing on the rink and who are your four skaters (or five, if you're in net) and a goalie in a single game to save the planet...?