COVID-19

[offsides]

So, down here in Washington and Greene county we have to stay home because youins up there in Allegheny county can't get your stuff together.

[MR25]

TBH it kinda looks like they used the turnpike as a de facto demarcation line.

I wonder if it's because they think if they open up anything west of Philly people from Philly are just going to leave and go West temporarily.

[DigitalGypsy66]

Why are stores still (mostly) out of toilet paper and paper towels?

[Shyster]

I don't think I've gone through a full roll of bog roll since this started. I just poop before I shower, and I only use the TP to make an initial pass before I clean off the rest in the shower.

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

[RonnieFranchise]

I don't get why counties between the Susquehanna River and Westmoreland, plus Fayettenam and Greene can't be yellow.

[Nuge]

Zero organized sports will be allowed until green phase. Sorry, parents.

Until the whole state is green or just the region? Seems like piaa sports would have to be the whole state.

[willeyeam]

I don't think I've gone through a full roll of bog roll since this started. I just poop before I shower, and I only use the TP to make an initial pass before I clean off the rest in the shower.

Are we just gonna let this go or...

[willeyeam]

Zero organized sports will be allowed until green phase. Sorry, parents.

Until the whole state is green or just the region? Seems like piaa sports would have to be the whole state.

Piaa sports don't really start until August so that might work by then

[RonnieFranchise]

Zero organized sports will be allowed until green phase. Sorry, parents.

Until the whole state is green or just the region? Seems like piaa sports would have to be the whole state.

Piaa sports don't really start until August so that might work by then

They start "Involuntary Workouts" a couple weeks after the school year ends.

Current earliest dates for that to start right now is July 1 according to our AD.

Children all across the state wish sports would come back so their Mom can stop yelling at them and start yelling at the refs again.

[faftorial]

I don't think I've gone through a full roll of bog roll since this started. I just poop before I shower, and I only use the TP to make an initial pass before I clean off the rest in the shower.

Are we just gonna let this go or...

I'd already heard too much.

[Shyster]

I don't think I've gone through a full roll of bog roll since this started. I just poop before I shower, and I only use the TP to make an initial pass before I clean off the rest in the shower.

Are we just gonna let this go or...

What? It's not like I'm taking a dump *in* the shower.

[RonnieFranchise]

Why are stores still (mostly) out of toilet paper and paper towels?

I saw TP start to come back this week, not fully stocked but more than just the one ply single roll stuff. Which admittedly, while thin, is pretty strong and lasts forever.

Paper towels have always been available here.

[Trip McNeely]

I don't think I've gone through a full roll of bog roll since this started. I just poop before I shower, and I only use the TP to make an initial pass before I clean off the rest in the shower.

Are we just gonna let this go or...

What? It's not like I'm taking a dump *in* the shower.

So you’re telling me you use your shower as a de facto bidet....

[count2infinity]

Well, well, well... who is the idiot for living in Centre county now??? INTO THE YELLOW BABY!

[Shyster]

So you’re telling me you use your shower as a de facto bidet....

Better than a bidet. I use soap and everything.

[pens9192]

I don't think I've gone through a full roll of bog roll since this started. I just poop before I shower, and I only use the TP to make an initial pass before I clean off the rest in the shower.

Are we just gonna let this go or...

What? It's not like I'm taking a dump *in* the shower.

So you’re telling me you use your shower as a de facto bidet....

All going down the same sewer pipe anyway. Same reasoning to pee in the shower too ::shrugs:: At least there is soap in the shower.

[offsides]

I don't get why counties between the Susquehanna River and Westmoreland, plus Fayettenam and Greene can't be yellow.

And Washington

[mikey]

I don't think I've gone through a full roll of bog roll since this started. I just poop before I shower, and I only use the TP to make an initial pass before I clean off the rest in the shower.

[pens9192]

So is this like a weekly thing where say next week or week after more counties can be evaluated to see if they can move to yellow or is that unknown?

What has Erie county's test numbers been like? And can they test more/better than Allegfheny?

[nocera]

So is this like a weekly thing where say next week or week after more counties can be evaluated to see if they can move to yellow or is that unknown?

What has Erie county's test numbers been like? And can they test more/better than Allegfheny?

They wouldn't reveal any sort of cadence and just kept saying "the virus is making the timeline." The next briefing is tomorrow, though.

[MR25]

I don't get why counties between the Susquehanna River and Westmoreland, plus Fayettenam and Greene can't be yellow.

My guess is ease of access to the turnpike

[shoeshine boy]

Why are stores still (mostly) out of toilet paper and paper towels?

I'd be curious to know this too. I see the commercials that claim they're making more than ever but I'm not seeing that in the stores.

[willeyeam]

The deep state is gobbling it all up first

[faftorial]

Why are stores still (mostly) out of toilet paper and paper towels?

I'd be curious to know this too. I see the commercials that claim they're making more than ever but I'm not seeing that in the stores.

They have no paper towels at my store either.