Bungles @ Steelers MNF -- Week 4 2019 -- GDT
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Bungles @ Steelers MNF -- Week 4 2019 -- GDT
So somehow, the Steelers could move to within a game of 1st place in the division by beating a similarly hapless 0-3 Cinci team now coached by..."Zac Taylor."
Generally, the Bungles cure what ails the Steelers, and realistically, if this team has any hopes of playing meaningful football past October, they have to win this game. 0-4 and 0-1 in division is not something this team is going to overcome imo.
Slappybrown's Keys To the Game Brought to you by Dickie Dunn Enterprises, Inc.:
1. MASON RUDOLPH ARE YOU EVEN GOOD AT PLAYING QUARTERBACK. I STRONGLY SUSPECT YOU ARE NOT BUT I AM WILLING TO GO ON THIS VOYAGE WITH YOU. IF YOU GO 17-35 FOR 207 YARDS WITH ONE TD AND ONE PICK FOR YET ANOTHER AN EXTREMELY FORTY DEGREE DAY TO BORROW THE MARSUPIALS PHRASEOLOGY THAT MEANS ITS TIME FOR THE DEVLIN HODGES ERA TO BEGIN. DEVLIN HODGES BROKE ALL OF STEVE MCNAIR'S I-AA RECORDS AND MASON RUDOLPH PLAYED IN A GLORIFIED ARENA LEAGUE, I THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER.
2. JAMES CONNER WHY DONT YOU DO SOMETHING INSIDE THE LINES, THAT IS YOUR ACTUAL JOB, ISN'T IT PAL
3. MIKE TOMLIN, OBVIOUSLY I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU RECOGNIZE THE CHALLENGES PRESENTED BY LIFE IN THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE AND THAT YOU DONT FEAR IT BUT RATHER YOU EMBRACE IT, BUT QUICK HEADS UP THERE PARTNER, LIFE IN THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE DOES NOT REQUIRE YOU TO EMPLOY A DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR THAT IS OBVIOUSLY SUFFERING FROM AN UNDIAGNOSED TRAUMATIC BRAIN INJURY. YOUR BOY IS INCAPABLE OF HAVING THE WEALTH OF FIRST AND SECOND ROUND DRAFT PICKS LINE UP CORRECTLY LET ALONE PUT TOGETHER A COMPLETE SIXTY MINUTE GAME ON DEFENSE. NONETHELESS, SOMEHOW ANDY DALTON IS STILL A STARTING QUARTERBACK IN THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE SO PERHAPS YOU CAN LIVE IN MY HOPES THIS EVENING RATHER THAN KEITH BUTLERS HOPES OF FIELDING ELEVEN GUYS WHO APPEAR TO HAVE MET FOR THE FIRST TIME THREE MINUTES BEFORE GAMETIME AND ALL OF WHOM SPEAK A FORGOTTEN LANGUAGE FROM VARIOUS MOUNTAIN RANGES AROUND THE WORLD AND INSTEAD MAKE SOME SPLASH PLAYS ON DEFENSE. ILL SETTLE FOR COMPETENT, EVEN.
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Generally, the Bungles cure what ails the Steelers, and realistically, if this team has any hopes of playing meaningful football past October, they have to win this game. 0-4 and 0-1 in division is not something this team is going to overcome imo.
Slappybrown's Keys To the Game Brought to you by Dickie Dunn Enterprises, Inc.:
1. MASON RUDOLPH ARE YOU EVEN GOOD AT PLAYING QUARTERBACK. I STRONGLY SUSPECT YOU ARE NOT BUT I AM WILLING TO GO ON THIS VOYAGE WITH YOU. IF YOU GO 17-35 FOR 207 YARDS WITH ONE TD AND ONE PICK FOR YET ANOTHER AN EXTREMELY FORTY DEGREE DAY TO BORROW THE MARSUPIALS PHRASEOLOGY THAT MEANS ITS TIME FOR THE DEVLIN HODGES ERA TO BEGIN. DEVLIN HODGES BROKE ALL OF STEVE MCNAIR'S I-AA RECORDS AND MASON RUDOLPH PLAYED IN A GLORIFIED ARENA LEAGUE, I THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER.
2. JAMES CONNER WHY DONT YOU DO SOMETHING INSIDE THE LINES, THAT IS YOUR ACTUAL JOB, ISN'T IT PAL
3. MIKE TOMLIN, OBVIOUSLY I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU RECOGNIZE THE CHALLENGES PRESENTED BY LIFE IN THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE AND THAT YOU DONT FEAR IT BUT RATHER YOU EMBRACE IT, BUT QUICK HEADS UP THERE PARTNER, LIFE IN THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE DOES NOT REQUIRE YOU TO EMPLOY A DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR THAT IS OBVIOUSLY SUFFERING FROM AN UNDIAGNOSED TRAUMATIC BRAIN INJURY. YOUR BOY IS INCAPABLE OF HAVING THE WEALTH OF FIRST AND SECOND ROUND DRAFT PICKS LINE UP CORRECTLY LET ALONE PUT TOGETHER A COMPLETE SIXTY MINUTE GAME ON DEFENSE. NONETHELESS, SOMEHOW ANDY DALTON IS STILL A STARTING QUARTERBACK IN THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE SO PERHAPS YOU CAN LIVE IN MY HOPES THIS EVENING RATHER THAN KEITH BUTLERS HOPES OF FIELDING ELEVEN GUYS WHO APPEAR TO HAVE MET FOR THE FIRST TIME THREE MINUTES BEFORE GAMETIME AND ALL OF WHOM SPEAK A FORGOTTEN LANGUAGE FROM VARIOUS MOUNTAIN RANGES AROUND THE WORLD AND INSTEAD MAKE SOME SPLASH PLAYS ON DEFENSE. ILL SETTLE FOR COMPETENT, EVEN.
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Bungles @ Steelers MNF -- Week 4 2019 -- GDT
The Steelers are not good. The Bengals are worse. Steelers don't lose to the Bengals or at home on MNF. Steelers win by 10.
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Bungles @ Steelers MNF -- Week 4 2019 -- GDT
Take it easy slappy, James had cancer
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Legit laughed at "...PERHAPS YOU CAN LIVE IN MY HOPES..."
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Conner would benefit from calling run plays designed for James Conner instead of Lev Bell.
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A+
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Bungles @ Steelers MNF -- Week 4 2019 -- GDT
I am going to this shtshow tonite and I already regret it 5 hours before game time.
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mainly, because why not
mainly, because why not
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are you going to go home first then drive back or just prolong the magic by lingering around tequila cowboy and bar louie and spend too much on crappy beersI am going to this shtshow tonite and I already regret it 5 hours before game time.
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Stay in town for dinner and drinks and then drive overare you going to go home first then drive back or just prolong the magic by lingering around tequila cowboy and bar louie and spend too much on crappy beersI am going to this shtshow tonite and I already regret it 5 hours before game time.
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Sounds awful
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Bungles @ Steelers MNF -- Week 4 2019 -- GDT
As noted earlier in the day, I went to the pitt game and pirate game on Saturday so I shall not pass judgement on thee, Mr. Brown.
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Bungles @ Steelers MNF -- Week 4 2019 -- GDT
Wassamatta? Gateway Clipper not good enough for yinz?Stay in town for dinner and drinks and then drive overare you going to go home first then drive back or just prolong the magic by lingering around tequila cowboy and bar louie and spend too much on crappy beersI am going to this shtshow tonite and I already regret it 5 hours before game time.
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HERE WE GO!
Let’s go boys!
Let’s go boys!
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JuJu mic'd up
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Crowd is subdued. Wonder why
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A stretch play with a slow down hill runner. Lol
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lolol this team
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And so it begins
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Fcking bunch of bums.
Also, wtf is wrong with this shitty MNF audio? It sounds like everything but their annoying voices are muted
Also, wtf is wrong with this shitty MNF audio? It sounds like everything but their annoying voices are muted
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sheeeeeeeeeeet
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They still stink
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