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Postby tifosi77 » Mon Apr 29, 2019 7:14 pm

It most certainly should not be regarded as fast food, unless (as I noted) you're at a by-the-slice place. Otherwise, we're talking about

"Hey, I want pizza."

*half an hour later*

"Mmmmm, pizza!"

That is not fast.

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Postby NTP66 » Mon Apr 29, 2019 7:15 pm

I will never not love Little Caesar’s. Same goes for Cici’s.

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Postby the wicked child » Mon Apr 29, 2019 7:17 pm

I agree that the pizza places (other than little caesars) are not fast food per se... But per the OP, the idea was to rank the same places as the ****** in the video, using the same ranking system.

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Postby shafnutz05 » Mon Apr 29, 2019 7:58 pm

I will never not love Little Caesar’s. Same goes for Cici’s.
Yup. If I just want to pig out on pizza, I'll throw a bunch of garlic powder and red pepper flakes on it and go to town

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Postby NailedPenguin » Mon Apr 29, 2019 8:01 pm

LC adding a pick up port where you don't even have to speak to anyone from online order to pick up launches them into the number one spot for me i think.

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Postby dodint » Mon Apr 29, 2019 9:55 pm

Panera does that too.

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Postby Tomas » Tue Apr 30, 2019 12:16 am

S: -
A: Whole Foods bar pizza by the slice
B: Slim Chickens (70 locations in 3 continents should make them a "chain"), Chipotle, Cicis (with a 3-year old who would not eat anything else)
C: Subway, Chick Fil-A (absolutely don't get the love they get in this thread; their breakfast biscuits are the definition of "bland"), Arbys, Jimmy Johns
D: Wendys (though went there at most 2-3 times in the last 5+ years), KFC
E: McD (though went there at most 2-3 times in the last 5+ years)
F: Cicis (without the above-mentioned 3-year old)

Have never eaten in: Five Guys, Sonic, Taco Bell, Burger King, DQ, Carls Jr Hardees, In-n-out, Jack in the box, Little Caesars
Would not rank the pizza takeout places

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Postby MWB » Tue Apr 30, 2019 7:33 am

Chick Fil-A (absolutely don't get the love they get in this thread; their breakfast biscuits are the definition of "bland")
Wow... bland heaven maybe.

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Postby LITT » Tue Apr 30, 2019 7:40 am

i dont trust anyone that doesnt like the chick fil a chicken minis for breakfast

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Postby meow » Tue Apr 30, 2019 7:45 am

Tomas. I thought I knew you. I am disappoint

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Postby count2infinity » Tue Apr 30, 2019 8:19 am

what is a chicken mini?

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Tue Apr 30, 2019 8:21 am

what is a chicken mini?
Image
But smaller...

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Postby iamjs » Tue Apr 30, 2019 9:21 am

What is this SABCDE thing we're doing?
apparently S is now a thing that means superior or special.

The scale is A through F. It's alphabetical. It works. I'm not adding a f*cking S to the top of my rating chart.

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Postby iamjs » Tue Apr 30, 2019 9:31 am

Little Ceasar's makes the best breakfast pizza eaten cold.
Little Cesears Fast and Ready $5, bruh.
and I shouldn't hate on LC as much as I do. When it first showed up in jtown in the late 80s, I lived on it. When a friend of mine worked there on weekends, he would hook us up with tons of breadsticks and pizzas constantly. Then they closed and I didn't see another LC for about 15-20 years.

Sometime between point A and point B, something changed about their pizza. Even a fresh out the oven pizza tasted like it had been sitting for two weeks. Based on the location of the store that I found after my long LC hiatus (it was wedged in the back of a Kmart that had minimal business), maybe that was the case. But I tried it other places in different cities and it was the same result. A few weeks before moving out of Greentree, I found out there was one in Carnegie and thought I would give it a chance since it was a few min from my apartment. I never made it there. I'm not even sure if they're still open.

Edit: yeah, they're closed
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Postby meow » Tue Apr 30, 2019 9:33 am

Westwood plaza LC?

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Postby Factorial » Tue Apr 30, 2019 9:34 am

Pizza Hut changed their Pizza too over the years. We used to go there frequently when I was a kid and the oil laden crap they sell now is very different.

LC is also bad but is cheap.

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Postby iamjs » Tue Apr 30, 2019 9:35 am

Westwood plaza LC?
that's the one. :thumb:

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Postby meow » Tue Apr 30, 2019 9:37 am

Westwood plaza LC?
that's the one. :thumb:
A young meow would pump himself up to go in there and say “Pizza Pizza” to acquire whatever cheap Chinese made 10 minute toy they were peddling, only to wilt due to overwhelming shyness when the moment of truth came time and again.

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Postby iamjs » Tue Apr 30, 2019 9:56 am

Pizza Hut changed their Pizza too over the years. We used to go there frequently when I was a kid and the oil laden crap they sell now is very different.

LC is also bad but is cheap.
that's exactly why I rated them so low.

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Postby MrKennethTKangaroo » Tue Apr 30, 2019 11:01 am

only to wilt due to overwhelming shyness when the moment of truth came time and again.
this explains your enjoyment of pitt sports

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Postby iamjs » Tue Apr 30, 2019 12:05 pm

Westwood plaza LC?
that's the one. :thumb:
A young meow would pump himself up to go in there and say “Pizza Pizza” to acquire whatever cheap Chinese made 10 minute toy they were peddling, only to wilt due to overwhelming shyness when the moment of truth came time and again.
I forgot about those things

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Postby tifosi77 » Tue Apr 30, 2019 12:11 pm

Westwood plaza LC?
that's the one. :thumb:
A young meow would pump himself up to go in there and say “Pizza Pizza” to acquire whatever cheap Chinese made 10 minute toy they were peddling, only to wilt due to overwhelming shyness when the moment of truth came time and again.
Our move was to order the pizza in the name of pro beach volleyball players. The Altoona LC's must've made a couple hundred pies for Sinjin Smith and Randy Stoklos.

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Postby willeyeam » Tue Apr 30, 2019 12:11 pm

Westwood plaza LC?
that's the one. :thumb:
A young meow would pump himself up to go in there and say “Pizza Pizza” to acquire whatever cheap Chinese made 10 minute toy they were peddling, only to wilt due to overwhelming shyness when the moment of truth came time and again.
I forgot about those things

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Postby dodint » Tue Apr 30, 2019 1:51 pm

Westwood plaza LC?
that's the one. :thumb:
A young meow would pump himself up to go in there and say “Pizza Pizza” to acquire whatever cheap Chinese made 10 minute toy they were peddling, only to wilt due to overwhelming shyness when the moment of truth came time and again.
I forgot about those things

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