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chances of me getting nookie with the wife increase exponentially with a shave. and if i keep going south....

i don't think 16 year old robbiestoupe would be giving you a high five for this post

chances of me getting nookie with the wife increase exponentially with a shave. and if i keep going south....

i don't think 16 year old robbiestoupe would be giving you a high five for this post

no, no he wouldn't. my beard game is pretty sad anyway. patchy af. goatee game is solid, but the look is bad on me

I don't know what 'E85' is or the difference between ethanol and non-ethanol 91 or whatever.

E85 is 85% ethanol, 15% gasoline. Can't really run it in anything not designed/programmed for it.

Normal ethanol gas E10 has 10% ethanol, 90% gas. Non-ethanol is 100% gasoline.

When I bought my current car, I saw on the gas cap that it could take E85. I was excited because it was like almost a buck cheaper. It burned at twice the rate of regular gas, meaning I was filling up again the next day. Waste of money.

It definitely burns faster - not quite twice as fast, but yeah. On a flex-fuel car, you are pretty much just paying a little more to be socially responsible.

On a turbo (or supercharged) car, modified and tuned to run E85, you can make a lot more power.

E85 burning, built Regal GS shooting flames as he beats a Camaro SS.

It's like an eyebrow pencil...so, yeah...

For real should I be worried about my eyebrows?

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladened swallow?

It's like an eyebrow pencil...so, yeah...

For real should I be worried about my eyebrows?

I wouldn't be...

You "I" or me "I"?

You haha

If I wash berries, eat some, then put the rest in the fridge...should I wash them again before eating them?

Nope. In fact, don't do what you're doing. I'm a big berry eater. Store them cold and dirty. Only take out what you want and wash them. If you want them to last more than two or three days. The thin skin of blueberries or raspberries, when wet, will just absorb all the gross **** in your fridge, like baking soda...

Huh.

There was a time I spent more than 5 seconds considering my eyebrows.

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?

Dry ice does not melt, it sublimes.

boom

Dry ice does not melt, it sublimes.

I remember when you schooled me when I said liquid nitrogen did this.

Liquid nitrogen does not sublime. It boils.

Is sublimate a valid verb or is the true term sublime?

I don’t practice Santeria, I ain’t got no crystal ball...

I had a million dollars but I spent it all.

why do the fries at the bottom of the bag always taste better?

They embody the spirit of American Exceptionalism.

Salt?

Who eats fries in bags? I guess Five Guys patrons?

So much for no stupid questions...