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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Thu Nov 01, 2018 1:36 pm

Yeah but Bruce Willis said it isn't, so there.

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Postby tifosi77 » Thu Nov 01, 2018 1:39 pm

Willis said it as a punchline to a joke at his roast.

"It's not a Christmas movie, it's a Bruce Willis movie."

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Thu Nov 01, 2018 1:46 pm

Semantics.

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Postby mikey » Thu Nov 01, 2018 1:55 pm

"Is Die Hard a Christmas movie" -- Reporter

"Yes." -- Steven de Souza, guy who wrote Die Hard

Never mind all the obvious tells that the plot is entirely dependent on the movie taking place at the holidays.
The guy that invented the file format "gif" says that he pronounces it "jiff"...here's where it gets unfortunate, he may have invented the file, but he didn't invent English...so you don't get to pick how things are said...similarly, you can't just call things Christmas movies because you wrote it...

My name is Michael...I can't just go, "yeah, it's pronounced 'Rooster Cogburn'", old family name...

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Postby dodint » Thu Nov 01, 2018 1:56 pm

mikey is my favorite.

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Postby tifosi77 » Thu Nov 01, 2018 2:04 pm

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de Souza says it's a Christmas movie because the entire plot depends on the events taking place at Christmas. That's the most believable reason why Chairman Takagi and all of the Nakatomi employees would be present (hostages, bodies for rooftop explosion), but the rest of the building would be empty (ease of takeover), and the best reason to get the hero to fly across the country to reunite with his estranged family. It the most efficient way to check all those boxes.

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Postby DigitalGypsy66 » Tue Nov 06, 2018 11:06 am

Burger King has the best fries. McDonalds are trash.

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Postby shafnutz05 » Tue Nov 06, 2018 12:42 pm

Burger King has the best fries. McDonalds are trash.
Both of these are excellent, assuming they are piping hot. Wendy's is bar none the worst.

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Postby skullman80 » Tue Nov 06, 2018 1:15 pm

Wendys fries used to be really good.. now they are awful.

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Tue Nov 06, 2018 1:38 pm

Wendys fries used to be really good.. now they are awful.
They used to be lightly salted fries, now they are lightly french fried salt.

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Postby MrKennethTKangaroo » Tue Nov 06, 2018 4:08 pm

fast food thread is chalk full of bad takes.

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Postby shafnutz05 » Tue Nov 06, 2018 7:25 pm

Wendys fries used to be really good.. now they are awful.
They used to be lightly salted fries, now they are lightly french fried salt.
Yes! I was mildly interested when they announced the sea salt stuff. It was around 2009 or 2010 because I had just gotten married. Cannot believe the amount of salt they douse those things with.

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Postby the wicked child » Tue Nov 06, 2018 10:03 pm

Wendy's is a million times better than BK's fried ass sticks. WTF shad.

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Postby shafnutz05 » Tue Nov 06, 2018 10:04 pm

Wendy's is a million times better than BK's fried ass sticks. WTF shad.
They were... Until the sea salt bullshit

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Postby Silentom » Wed Nov 07, 2018 2:53 pm

I enjoy Wendy's fries, and the spicy chicken. Good stuff.

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Fri Nov 09, 2018 10:59 am

Keep waiting. He's got half a season going on...looks better than I thought he could get to, I'll say that...still doesn't strike me as anyone that's going to be particularly relevant when relied upon...

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Postby tifosi77 » Fri Nov 09, 2018 11:07 am

I was hoping someone would that take in here. Clearly a top three doozy bad take.

James Cancer is good at football.

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Postby willeyeam » Fri Nov 09, 2018 11:10 am

welp you beat me over here

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Fri Nov 09, 2018 11:16 am

It's such a bad take that I believe everyone else should feel free to post it as well.

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Postby tifosi77 » Fri Nov 09, 2018 11:18 am

I will do.

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Postby tifosi77 » Fri Nov 09, 2018 11:19 am

Keep waiting. He's got half a season going on...looks better than I thought he could get to, I'll say that...still doesn't strike me as anyone that's going to be particularly relevant when relied upon...
There, I did.

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Postby blackjack68 » Fri Nov 09, 2018 1:15 pm

Keep waiting. He's got half a season going on...looks better than I thought he could get to, I'll say that...still doesn't strike me as anyone that's going to be particularly relevant when relied upon...

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:38 pm

Too many to list. Just use the post as the permanent placeholder for every post mikey has made in the 2018 Steelers Thread since Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:30 am board time.

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Postby tifosi77 » Fri Nov 09, 2018 3:05 pm

Which presumably would be sometime in early 2019 for real.

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Postby Beveridge » Wed Nov 14, 2018 8:34 am

I thought j Peterman was going to be a decent NFL backup

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