How many times have you sh*t yourself as an adult?

Postby **count2infinity** » Thu Sep 13, 2018 4:22 pm

Even just a little tiny bit counts.

And, go...

Postby **count2infinity** » Thu Sep 13, 2018 4:35 pm

I have once... I also will never willingly eat chipotle again.

Postby **MrKennethTKangaroo** » Thu Sep 13, 2018 4:45 pm

I have played in six postseason games and shat myself each time. plus a few regular season games.

Postby **slappybrown** » Thu Sep 13, 2018 4:50 pm

big pitt energy by the marsupial, top post

Postby **the wicked child** » Thu Sep 13, 2018 4:53 pm

Got really close while at a urinal after eating at a questionable diner in Greene County a few years back.

I did however catch that it wasn't a fart before any damage occurred and raced to a stall to unload.

Postby **Freddy Rumsen** » Thu Sep 13, 2018 5:04 pm

Postby **willeyeam** » Thu Sep 13, 2018 5:11 pm

**** happens

Postby **offsides** » Thu Sep 13, 2018 5:17 pm

I have ulcerative colitis and am 69. I usually wear adult diapers for occasional "accidents". Even sleep in them.

Postby **blackjack68** » Thu Sep 13, 2018 5:19 pm

I was driving back from a questionable dining experience and ran into the hotel and...just didn't make it.

Postby **Silentom** » Thu Sep 13, 2018 5:30 pm

Never have...yet.

Postby **dodint** » Thu Sep 13, 2018 5:32 pm

Perfect excuse to use one of my all time favorite gifs:

Postby **willeyeam** » Thu Sep 13, 2018 5:51 pm

This thread was made for @NAN . Show yourself

Postby **Orlando Penguin** » Thu Sep 13, 2018 5:55 pm

Closest I've come was in San Antonio 3-4 years ago. Was walking around the Riverwalk and had a nice little BBQ dinner and I was feeling the quakes down below as I was walking the mile+ to where my car was parked. I realized I wasn't going to make it and spotted a hotel and sprinted in there. Had the stall been occupied, there would have been a problem.

Postby **meow** » Thu Sep 13, 2018 5:55 pm

Perfect excuse to use one of my all time favorite gifs:

Does this count as shitting yourself? Can you **** yourself if you are naked?

If yes, 1.

If no, 0.

Postby **Freddy Rumsen** » Thu Sep 13, 2018 5:59 pm

Postby **RonnieFranchise** » Thu Sep 13, 2018 6:16 pm

One ..... One wonderful hershey squirt bwa ha ha

Postby **blackjack68** » Thu Sep 13, 2018 7:04 pm

Perfect excuse to use one of my all time favorite gifs:

Does this count as shitting yourself? Can you **** yourself if you are naked?

If yes, 1.

If no, 0.

No waffle to stomp = No

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Thu Sep 13, 2018 7:31 pm

crohn's disease since 17 or so...so it's a non-zero number...

Postby **dodint** » Thu Sep 13, 2018 7:32 pm

Pretty sure the determination is based on intent.

Either way, when the guy does the gag/puke I lose it. So great.

Postby **shafnutz05** » Thu Sep 13, 2018 7:49 pm

Once. I had recently turned 21 and got blackout drunk at a friend's parents house. Went to sleep, woke up, and it was not pretty. Thank God it didn't get in the bed. To this day that's the only time it has ever happened as an adult. I made some poor choices in my early 20s.

Postby **Kaiser** » Thu Sep 13, 2018 10:36 pm

I lost a job because I left to clean myself up without telling anyone, on my first day.

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Thu Sep 13, 2018 10:46 pm

No way! Now that's a great story.

Postby **meow** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 5:51 am

That’s the start of an It’s Always Sunny episode...

“Kaiser need a new job...again”

Postby **LITT** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 7:29 am

i had a close encounter driving home from manhattan once terrible traffic in the lincoln tunnel. didnt think i was going to make it. got off at an exit with a dunkin donuts and yelled do you have a bathroom? and they said customers only and they pointed towards the back so i through my credit card at them as i ran by and said ill take whatever. they ended up not making me buy anything because they were laughing at me so much.

Postby **Viva la Ben** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 7:47 am

A full bowel release no, but hasn’t everyone at least had the tiniest shart?