How many times have you sh*t yourself as an adult?

[willeyeam]

Right.. I've never been in the now or never situation, but sharts can happen

[robbiestoupe]

I had a situation once where I thought I was done with #2, cleaned up, and went about my day. But as I started to walk back to my desk, a bonus mini-turd unbeknownst to me started eeking its way out. We're talking milk dud size. Somebody stopped me to ask a question before I could turn back, and there was no way I could squeeze my cheeks to keep it from popping out. Every step I took caused further extrusion of the milk dud. Luckily I made it in time before it fully dropped out, as it was hanging by an ass hair by the time I got back to the toilet.

[bhflyhigh]

Define adult. I'd have to say 2 times, and both were liquid poo that I thought was gas.

[Viva la Ben]

Define adult. I'd have to say 2 times, and both were liquid poo that I thought was gas sharts.

Fixd

[Freddy Rumsen]

I'm not sure I'd identify pooping ones pants with a little shart but it needs to be full-blown exploded butt.

imo

[mikey]

If you make poo in your pants, you have sh*t your pants...this isn't some backwoods, Pavel Bure logic where he sh*ts himself in the shower and goes "yeah, but it's all pipes!"

[NAN]

3-5

[NAN]

Define adult. I'd have to say 2 times, and both were liquid poo that I thought was gas.

Same, but 3 times. Thought I was just blowing a harmless fart and liquid pooh came out.

[count2infinity]

Define adult. I'd have to say 2 times, and both were liquid poo that I thought was gas.

Let's say post-puberty.

[Dickie Dunn]

I once held in a sneeze and a little surprise squeaked out the other end. The most fearful I've ever been in my adult life was a case of Montezuma's revenge on the trip back from Cancun. Mind you I've eaten all kinds of street food and at a ton of delicious hole in the wall, "I'm not sure this place is sanitary but the "sesos son deliciosos", restaurants in Mexico City without issue, but the glass of "potable" water at the resort's fancy ass restaurant the night before we leave is what turned my digestive system into a 9.5 quake. The overdose of Imodium kept me safe from Cancun to Charlotte, but while standing in line to board our flight to Pittsburgh I have to tell my wife to try to hold the flight while I attempt to sprint and weave my clenched ass cheeks through the crowded terminal to find a bathroom before my ass explodes. Made it with a literal second to spare and then proceed to destroy the plane's bathroom for most of the flight.

Never again Mexican water. Never again.

[willeyeam]

you plant corn you grow corn

[MrKennethTKangaroo]

i had a close encounter driving home from manhattan once terrible traffic in the lincoln tunnel. didnt think i was going to make it. got off at an exit with a dunkin donuts and yelled do you have a bathroom? and they said customers only and they pointed towards the back so i through my credit card at them as i ran by and said ill take whatever. they ended up not making me buy anything because they were laughing at me so much.

another fine post by one of the finest posters on 5af

[NailedPenguin]

I was on vacation last week and stupidly drank too much and too late the night before my flight home. In the morning I honestly thought I was in no way going to be able to make it to the airport much less sit on a flight in that condition. I did some forced spewing to try to feel better and during a few heaves a little got into the shorts. Not my fault tho.

[blackjack68]

So who's fault was it?!?!

[Silentom]

i had a close encounter driving home from manhattan once terrible traffic in the lincoln tunnel. didnt think i was going to make it. got off at an exit with a dunkin donuts and yelled do you have a bathroom? and they said customers only and they pointed towards the back so i through my credit card at them as i ran by and said ill take whatever. they ended up not making me buy anything because they were laughing at me so much.

I had a verrry similar experience. I was driving up McKnight Rd on my way home from work, when the sudden urge hit and I began to panic. I immediately got into the turning lane for the strip mall across from the middle Ross Park entrance, flew into the Wendy's parking lot, and ran inside to the bathroom. Didn't even stop to ask, though, and left without ordering anything.

[tifosi77]

I got food poisoning in Italy and still managed to avoid the 'uncommanded DUMPEX'. Granted, we spent 36 hours no more than 8 feet from the bathroom in our hotel room.