Do you eat the whole apple like an insane person?

Well?

No, of course not
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I am deranged and eat the whole apple core and all
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Do you eat the whole apple like an insane person?

Postby slappybrown » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:57 pm

https://twitter.com/davedicello/status/ ... 58438?s=21
I’ve eaten apples every day since I was a kid, and I’ve always eaten the entire apple...core and all. Just thought that’s how you ate them. It has now come to my attention that this is not normal. Sooo, my question is, when you eat an apple, do you actually eat the whole thing?
Can't wait to see which of you mutants is eating the whole dang apple

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Postby tifosi77 » Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:01 am

Clearly this has to end up [membership of 5AF] : 0

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Postby Ad@m » Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:33 am

:lol: Maybe these mutants?


I am going to go ahead say that taking a dump in your shower and then stomping it with your feet through the drain is safely worse than having to do so after you shower. I had assumed that this was some kind of drunken college escapade in communal showers (as always, ups behaviors in bathrooms knows no bounds), but apparently this is a thing you, adult mac, do to this day.

Perhaps moving to the top of the list over garbage bananas, blow drying your grundle, flossing your teeth with hair, biting your toenails off...

you guys are a buncha gd mutants

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Postby Willie Kool » Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:37 am

Nope

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Postby Willie Kool » Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:40 am

Better question is do you just take bites out of it or slice it up with a knife.

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Postby dodint » Fri Jul 13, 2018 1:00 am

I use an apple corer because I have drawers and drawers full of unitaskers.

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Postby Gaucho » Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:06 am

No.

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Postby skullman80 » Fri Jul 13, 2018 6:29 am

Wtf no sane human would do this.

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Postby mikey » Fri Jul 13, 2018 6:57 am

I didn't know you could do that and live...

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Postby shafnutz05 » Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:10 am

Better question is do you just take bites out of it or slice it up with a knife.
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Postby Gaucho » Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:18 am

Applahu akbar.

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Postby llipgh2 » Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:26 am

I don't believe the person eats the core and seeds. I think there's trolling going on.

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Postby Gaucho » Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:33 am

Insane Norwegian author Karl Ove Knausgard claims to eat apples whole.

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Postby Viva la Ben » Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:44 am

Nearly every time I’ve heard of this practice, the perpetrator is from overseas. My BIL says the seeds taste good.

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Postby Silentom » Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:50 am

Who the eff eats an apple core?

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Postby robbiestoupe » Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:54 am

I know a family of Eastern European descent that eat the entire apple. Plus my 2 year old.

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Postby Troy Loney » Fri Jul 13, 2018 8:24 am

That mutant who posted that is from Bethel Park I think, and his lame city scapes are always in my feed because Peduto retweets all of them.

Surprised that Peduto didn't retweet this nonsense.

Time to unfollow mr mayor.

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Postby MrKennethTKangaroo » Fri Jul 13, 2018 8:28 am

what is the deal w people that eat the entire peanut, including the shell

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Postby Troy Loney » Fri Jul 13, 2018 8:28 am

That can't be a thing

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Postby eddy » Fri Jul 13, 2018 8:29 am

since my kid could eat an apple on his own, I guess he just assumed you eat the entire thing and he did. I never corrected him. It's strange.

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Postby Silentom » Fri Jul 13, 2018 8:29 am

what is the deal w people that eat the entire peanut, including the shell
My dad does this. He also puts pretzels in his beer. I do not endorse these mutant habits.

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Postby eddy » Fri Jul 13, 2018 8:30 am

what is the deal w people that eat the entire peanut, including the shell
My dad does this. He also puts pretzels in his beer. I do not endorse these mutant habits.
I first found out about this in Charleston where they have boiled (bawled) peanuts and they are good.

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Postby Silentom » Fri Jul 13, 2018 8:35 am

what is the deal w people that eat the entire peanut, including the shell
My dad does this. He also puts pretzels in his beer. I do not endorse these mutant habits.
I first found out about this in Charleston where they have boiled (bawled) peanuts and they are good.
Hm, doesn't seem too far of a reach.

I do, however, eat sunflower seed shells.

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Postby NAN » Fri Jul 13, 2018 8:36 am

No. But my high school principal did.

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Fri Jul 13, 2018 8:37 am

Much to the dismay of friends and family, I am deranged and eat the entire apple.

**** off

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