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Postby meow » Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:40 am

"There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese."

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Postby eddy » Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:45 am

Harmonica: And Frank?
Snaky: Frank sent us.
Harmonica: Did you bring a horse for me?
Snaky: Well... looks like we're...
[snickers]
Snaky: ...looks like we're shy one horse.
Harmonica: You brought two too many.


Harmonica: I saw three of these dusters a short time ago, they were waiting for a train. Inside the dusters, there were three men.
Cheyenne: So?
Harmonica: Inside the men, there were three bullets.
Cheyenne: That's a crazy story, Harmonica, for two reasons. One, nobody around these part's got the guts to wear those dusters except Cheyenne's men. Two, Cheyenne's men don't get killed.
Harmonica: Well, you know music, and you can count - all the way up to two.
[Cheyenne spins the magazine of his revolver]
Cheyenne: All the way up to six if I have to...
[gestures to Harmonica's wound]
Cheyenne: And maybe faster than you.


Frank: How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants.

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Postby Viva la Ben » Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:56 am

Jack Burton: That is not water.
Egg Shen: Black blood of the earth.
Jack Burton: Do you mean oil?
Egg Shen: I mean black blood of the earth.

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Postby blackjack68 » Mon Apr 13, 2015 12:15 pm

Oh, he got all of that one!

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Mon Apr 13, 2015 12:34 pm

There are two kinds of people: those with Loaded guns and those that dig. You dig.

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Postby blackjack68 » Mon Apr 13, 2015 12:36 pm

That word...you keep using it. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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Postby tifosi77 » Mon Apr 13, 2015 12:42 pm

And a whopping six posts before the first Princess Bride call out.

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Postby tifosi77 » Mon Apr 13, 2015 12:48 pm

Don't give me attitude, sir. You're assuming I won't shoot your sorry a**. When you make an assumption, you make an 'a**' out of you and 'umption'. Now I'm Sgt. Madigan, Vice, and if you do cop a 'tude, jerkoff, I will see to it you spend the next 10 years in prison getting a**-f**ked. If the case is thrown out because my arrest was violent, I will personally hire men to a**-f**k you for the next ten years. So if you're an a**-f**king fan, you go ahead and mouth off.

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Postby Robot B9 » Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:07 pm

Mahbuls.

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Postby PFiDC » Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:22 pm

Think of your secretaryyyyyyyy

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Postby Gaucho » Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:23 pm

The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts.

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Postby MR25 » Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:25 pm

"If anything goes wrong, make a sound like a dying giraffe."

"What's a dying giraffe sound like?"

"Mwaah. Mwwaaaaaaaah."

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Postby Silentom » Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:36 pm

"If I'm not back in five minutes... Just wait longer."

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Postby tifosi77 » Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:37 pm

The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts.
Cannot disassociate this from 'Prometheus'. :scared:

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Postby meow » Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:09 pm

Tic-tac, sir?

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Postby MR25 » Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:10 pm

Orange whip? Orange whip?

Three orange whips.

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Postby Clams Herbert » Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:12 pm

I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!!

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:12 pm

If the good lord intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented rollerskates

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Postby meow » Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:15 pm

So shines a good deed in a weary world.

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Postby count2infinity » Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:17 pm

Lt. Dan: I figured I'd come try out my sea legs
Gump: But you ain't got no legs Lt. Dan....

I know it's nothing inspirational or anything like that, but it freaking cracks me up every single time.

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Postby PFiDC » Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:18 pm

Did you say 'hello'?

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Postby blackjack68 » Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:44 pm

And a whopping six posts before the first Princess Bride call out.
I'd already used Caddyshack.

I knew PFiDC was going with Blazing Saddles.

It was Princess Bride or Office Space next.

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:45 pm

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.

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Postby Silentom » Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:48 pm

"Hey, Ma! The meatloaf! We want it now! The meatloaf!"

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Postby PFiDC » Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:51 pm

The dishes are done man.

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