Random Movie Quotes

Postby **PFiDC** » Sun Apr 24, 2016 10:12 pm

I guess you're out of luck. Your little cart is gonna drown. Now aren't you sorry for not letting me pass through your golf course? And you're gonna die wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?

But it doesn't look like the burger in the picture...

Postby **Sam's Drunk Dog** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 8:42 pm

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

Postby **Craig** » Wed Apr 27, 2016 1:29 pm

If you were me, then i'd be you and i'd use your body to get to the top. You can't stop me no matter who you are!

Postby **Silentom** » Thu Apr 28, 2016 3:41 pm

I have nipples Greg. Could you milk me?

Postby **PFiDC** » Tue May 03, 2016 11:59 am

John Hancock. It's Herbie Hancock! Duh.
and did I hear a niner in there?
Lots of people go to college for 7 years

Yeah...they're called doctors...

shut up Richard....

Postby **Silentom** » Tue May 03, 2016 12:01 pm

Tommy likey. Tommy want wingies.

(I admit, I say that every time I order wings.)

Postby **Silentom** » Wed May 04, 2016 7:59 am

Big bear chase me!

Postby **PFiDC** » Wed May 04, 2016 1:31 pm

There's nothing left on that plate but gristle and fat!

Postby **Silentom** » Fri May 13, 2016 7:37 am

Diplomatic immunity!

*gunshot*

It's just been revoked!

Postby **PFiDC** » Fri May 13, 2016 1:13 pm

My favorite line from any LW movie:

I'm hungry....I'm gonna get something to eat....

Postby **Craig** » Fri May 13, 2016 1:21 pm

I controlled the fall!

Postby **PFiDC** » Fri May 13, 2016 1:24 pm

YA WANNA JUMP!? LETS JUMP!

Postby **tifosi77** » Fri May 13, 2016 1:33 pm

See how easy that was? Boom, still alive. Now we question him. You know why we question him? Because I got him in the leg. I didn't shoot him full of holes or try to jump off a building with him.

Hey, that's not fair. The building guy lived.

Postby **Craig** » Fri May 13, 2016 2:23 pm

I do it real good you know?

Postby **robbiestoupe** » Mon May 16, 2016 3:33 pm

Very ah-gree-essive. A new day, and you won't be pushed around.

Postby **robbiestoupe** » Tue Aug 02, 2016 9:16 am

It doosn't mattah. Your trip searved it's peahrpose.

It doos mattah!

Postby **PFiDC** » Tue Aug 30, 2016 9:36 am

Pryor: So what they want you for?
Wilder: Murder.
Pryor: You can let me out anywhere along here.

Wilder: You think we'll make it past the cops?
Pryor: We'll make it past the cops. I just hope we don't run into no Muslims.

Oh no. No. Don't shoot him. You shoot him and you'll just make him angry.

They're calling you the deputy spade...

Let me out. Let me out of here. Get me the hell out of here. What's the matter with you people? I was joking! Don't you know a joke when you hear one? Jesus Christ, get me out of here! Open this goddamn door or I'll kick your rotten heads in! Mommy!

Postby **Silentom** » Thu Feb 02, 2017 7:56 pm

Too early for flapjacks?

Postby **meow** » Thu Feb 02, 2017 8:10 pm

Don't drive angry.

Postby **Silentom** » Thu Feb 02, 2017 8:20 pm

Ryerson! Bing!

Postby **Willie Kool** » Thu Feb 02, 2017 8:47 pm

Oh, first shot, right out of the box!

Postby **Silentom** » Fri Feb 03, 2017 10:19 am

Needle nose Ned! Ned the head!

Postby **Craig** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 2:57 pm

Some days you just cant get rid of a Bomb.

Postby **Pavement** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 3:51 pm

You have our grrrratttitude!

Postby **tifosi77** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 3:41 pm

Rollo Tomasi is the reason I became a cop. I wanted to catch the guys who thought they could get away with it. It's supposed to be about justice. Then somewhere along the way, I lost sight of that... Why'd you become a cop?

I don't remember.