Random Movie Quotes

[tifosi77]

I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

[blackjack68]

Roads?

Where we're going we don't need any roads.

[meow]

Tell him to comb the desert. Do you hear me? Comb the desert!

[PFiDC]

HEARTS AND KIDNEYS ARE TINKER TOYS!!

You're telling me....that I put an abnormal brain....into a 7 foot....400 pound.....GORILLA!??

He would have an enormous schwanstucker...
That goes without saying...
He's going to be very popular...

[tifosi77]

You know, I'm a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump.

What hump?

[CBear3]

You must love the little birdies....to give them this to perch on.

[PFiDC]

You know, I'm a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump.

What hump?

.....let's go!

[PFiDC]

You must love the little birdies....to give them this to perch on.

That entire scene should be posted in here. Great flick...

[Gaucho]

You just put your lips together and blow.

[CBear3]

Gladly. My wife had no idea what I was talking about so I had to show her the scene before bed last night. The movie as a whole is above average, but that scene never fails me.

[tifosi77]

Did you know Tom Cruise had no idea he was in that vampire movie till two years later?

[tifosi77]

They come down, pretend they're shaking your hands, but they're not. They inhale your gonads for special research.

[blackjack68]

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[MR25]

That's a TV show, not a movie.

[blackjack68]

Sorry, I was blending that and History of the World, Part 1 in my head.

My apologies!

But then again, Love means never having to say you're sorry.

[meecrofilm]

That's a TV show, not a movie.

I'd have to imagine that somewhere, in the entire lexicon of film, that exists as a line.

[Clams Herbert]

Ace: That's a lovely wrap you're wearing! Perhaps I could buy you some fluffy new slippers, made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals!
The Monopoly Guy: Who is this ghastly man?
Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. And YOU must be the Monopoly guy! Hey.
[whispering]
Ace: Thanks for the free parking.
Pompous woman: Another ACTIVIST, McGuire.
The Monopoly Guy: Activist, yes
[snobby laugh]
Ace: [imitating him] activist, yes, mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm!
Pompous woman: Mr. Ventura, there is nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature. You should try it sometime.
Ace: Alrighty then!
[smacks man in the face which knocks him unconscious, drapes him over his shoulders and begins to sing and dance exotically]
Ace: [shakes man] Do not pass go! Do not collect $200!
[hands back man to pompous woman]
Ace: It's lovely, but I fancy myself in autumn!

[tifosi77]

Sorry, I was blending that and History of the World, Part 1 in my head.

My apologies!

But then again, Love means never having to say you're sorry.

Excellent recovery.

[tifosi77]

That's a TV show, not a movie.

I'd have to imagine that somewhere, in the entire lexicon of film, that exists as a line.

If you type "no one e" into Google, the first autocomplete is "no one expects the Spanish inquisition". You get 134,000 results. I'd be willing to bet 133,500 of them pertain to Monty Python.

[meecrofilm]

Haha, oh absolutely. I was actually directly referring to what MR25 said, in that he intended it to be a response, not a movie quote.

Should said "this," not "that" in retrospect.

[Silentom]

"Say man...you got a joint?"
"No, not on me, man."
"It'd be a lot cooler if you did."

[blackjack68]

Sorry, I was blending that and History of the World, Part 1 in my head.

My apologies!

But then again, Love means never having to say you're sorry.

Excellent recovery.

Thank you.

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

spoiled because lewd - proceed with caution

But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

[blackjack68]

ummm....

[meow]

Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!