Random Movie Quotes

Postby **Silentom** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 12:06 pm

"Ah! Mind if I play through?"
"Doctor. Doctor."
"Glad I'm not sick"

Postby **tifosi77** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 12:29 pm

Well, um, icing happen when the puck come down - bang - you know, before the other guys you know. Nobody there, you know. My arm go comme ça then the game stop then start up.

Postby **MR25** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 12:56 pm

Don't EVER PLAY LADY OF SPAIN AGAIN.

Postby **tifosi77** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 12:59 pm

^^^ I love how randomly aggro that line is.

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 1:01 pm

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel... that Coca-Cola machine. I want you to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there.

Colonel "Bat" Guano: That's private property.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That's what the bullets are for, you twit!

Colonel "Bat" Guano: Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you?

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: What?

Colonel "Bat" Guano: You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.

Postby **Z'MaattaU** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 3:28 pm

Well, f*** me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?

Postby **genoscoif** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 4:40 pm

Why don't we go lay on the bed and I'll fill you in?

Postby **Z'MaattaU** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 4:51 pm

Policeman: Do you have any disgruntled employees?

Nathan Arizona Sr.: Hell, they're all disgruntled. I ain't running no damn daisy farm. My motto is "Do it my way or watch your butt!"

Policeman: Well, do you think any of them could've done it?

Nathan Arizona Sr.: Oh, don't make me laugh. Without my say-so they wouldn't piss with their pants on fire.

Postby **meow** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 4:53 pm

>>Shirt....shirt...
>sh**

Postby **meow** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 8:19 am

> What are you guys doing?
>> Puttin' on the foil!
>>>Every game!
>>>> Yeah, you want some?

Postby **Z'MaattaU** » Mon Apr 20, 2015 12:21 am

Wasn't meant to happen like that, Weensie!
Walk it off, big guy.
(I don't think the walk it off "catch-phrase" is as prevalent or all-encompassing as it was back in the day. The absurdity of it's use in this scene: comedic gold.)

Postby **blackjack68** » Mon Apr 20, 2015 12:23 am

Frau Blucher!

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Mon Apr 20, 2015 1:00 am

>What is this Wonka? Some kind of fun house?

>>Why? Are you having fun?

Postby **Silentom** » Mon Apr 20, 2015 8:17 am

"I didn't kill my wife!"

"I don't care."

Postby **Gaucho** » Mon Apr 20, 2015 8:26 am

- Frank, we must all compromise.
- Bullsh*t.

Postby **blackjack68** » Mon Apr 20, 2015 9:10 am

Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?

Postby **meow** » Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:01 am

Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.

Postby **Willie Kool** » Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:08 am

I have had it with these motherf***in' snakes on this motherf***in' plane!

Postby **meow** » Mon Apr 20, 2015 12:01 pm

Are these all your lunches? You mean you eat other people's lunches? STOP IT!

Postby **Craig** » Mon Apr 20, 2015 12:09 pm

No milk will ever be our milk.

Postby **meow** » Mon Apr 20, 2015 12:16 pm

How 'bout you, sideburns?

Postby **meecrofilm** » Mon Apr 20, 2015 12:43 pm

God, what I wouldn't give to go ass-sliding with you right now.

It's Sgt. Smith.... and he wants to playyyyy

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Mon Apr 20, 2015 12:43 pm

He called the s***, "poop."

Postby **meecrofilm** » Mon Apr 20, 2015 12:44 pm

Note to self: I don't want to live.

Postby **tifosi77** » Mon Apr 20, 2015 12:55 pm

We have top men working on it right now.

Who?!

Top. Men.