Bad Song Lyrics

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Bad Song Lyrics

Postby blackjack68 » Sat Jan 06, 2018 1:31 pm

Well, freedom isn't free.
It costs folks like you and me
There's a heavy ****' fee.
Freedom costs a buck-oh-five.

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Bad Song Lyrics

Postby Blue Canary » Sat Jan 06, 2018 2:28 pm

When I think of bad lyrics, I always think of these from when I was little:

"One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do..." (Three Dog Night, 1969). When I was 5, it brought back memories of when I was 2 or 3, and my mum's standing outside the door as she tried to teach me to go potty by myself. Solitary.

"I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me..." (Charlene, 1978). I suppose this was to sound existential or philosophical or something, but even as a kid, I was like, that's not English.

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Bad Song Lyrics

Postby tifosi77 » Sat Jan 06, 2018 2:57 pm

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Postby RonnieFranchise » Sat Jan 06, 2018 3:04 pm

“I’d turn her sad rags into glad rags if I could...” “Rag doll” by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons on not being able to hook up with the cute poor girl. Cringe worthy.

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Postby columbia » Sat Jan 06, 2018 3:36 pm

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If you sharing Krokus songs with the Mrs., the L must stand for something other than love. ;)

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Postby Gabe » Sat Jan 06, 2018 3:39 pm

Meet Virginia by Train
Her daddy wrestles alligators, Mama works on carburetors
Her brother is a fine mediator for the President
Well here she is again on the phone
Just like me hates to be alone
We just like to sit at home, and rip on the President

If you can't think of another word that rhymes with President don't use President in a song.

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Postby tifosi77 » Sat Jan 06, 2018 3:41 pm

L:Shared Files/Music/Artists/Krokus
If you sharing Krokus songs with the Mrs., the L must stand for something other than love. ;)
*shrug*

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Postby mikey » Sat Jan 06, 2018 4:20 pm

Hmm...I'm sure the Stones have some pretty brutal ones, as they weren't incredibly strong lyricists always...

What immediately comes to mind is from that pretty bleh Voodoo Lounge album (1994) - a song "Sparks Will Fly" has a chorus to that effect and at one point, Mick throws in a "sharks will cry" lyric...I have no idea what that means, but it sounds very stupid...it's actually not a bad song for that album, but that lyric always made me laugh...



Really, that album is pretty poorly written in general...ignoring that pretty much their only anti-war song was written in 1994 when no war was going on, "Brand New Car" is a complete mess...really, it's just a ton of bad writing...just about their worst album...

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Postby the wicked child » Sat Jan 06, 2018 7:31 pm

Meet Virginia by Train
Her daddy wrestles alligators, Mama works on carburetors
Her brother is a fine mediator for the President
Well here she is again on the phone
Just like me hates to be alone
We just like to sit at home, and rip on the President

If you can't think of another word that rhymes with President don't use President in a song.
Train has plenty of embarrassing lyrics, but I submit Drive By:

Just a shy guy looking for a two ply
Hefty bag to hold my love

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Postby columbia » Sat Jan 06, 2018 7:33 pm

True story:

A friend in HS used Glad Wrap as a condom
I had to lend him money to pay for the abortion

#baby killer

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Postby RonnieFranchise » Sat Jan 06, 2018 7:52 pm

Eff you Harrison Butker I hope you gag

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